【ENG SUB】Consort Meng Arrives EP19 | Jin Chen / Jiro Wang / Liu Guanlin / Xia Yiyao | YOUKU
Oh My Cute Consort Empress Dowager Her Highness back to the palace. [Big Clash between Mother-in-Law and Daughter-in-Law]
[Episode 19] Greetings, Your Highness. You may all rise. Thank you, Your Highness. You may all be seated. There are quite a few new faces in the harem in the few years that I’ve been away. Xiren. come and pass out the gifts I have for everyone. Yes. What do you all think? Do you like them? Thank you for the gifts, Your Highness. We like them. We like them very much. This girl is quite interesting. If you like it, I can give you some more. Xiren, come and see it done. Yes. Thank you, Your Highness. You really are a super nice person. You’re pretty much the reincarnation of Buddha. You sure love to talk, don’t you, young lady? It’s like you don’t have an off switch. But still, the most important thing is to make the Emperor happy. You… are Consort Meng? Yes, not sure if Your Highness still remembers me? Not many consorts have courage to hang around with the Emperor outside the palace. Of course I remember you. How dare you. As punishment, I order you to kneel here until I am satisfied and let you stand again. I am innocent. This isn’t fair. Naive. Who told you this world is fair? Okay fine. I accept the punishment. Your Highness, the Emperor would like to invite you to have dinner together. My son is still well-behaved. Well then, we’ll end things here for today. Everybody may leave. You stay here and kneel as instructed until I’m done dining with the Emperor. No one is allowed to disturb you, and don’t even think about letting the Emperor know so that he can come and save you. Yes. And all of you too, whoever dares plead on her behalf can kneel with her. The Empress Dowager arrived! Mother, what has Consort Meng done to get on your bad side? I apologize on her behalf. Don’t hold it against her anymore. The news sure reached your ears quickly. Quicker than I anticipated. Mother. In the harem, I’m not allowed to punish a person? How is she any different from the other ladies in harem? Will she carry you babies? Look at you! Why you provoke the Empress Dowager? I can briefly predict your future. You’re done here. There are so many ways for the Empress Dowager to mess with you if she wants to. Things happened so quickly, even I’m left a little dazed by it all. Well, you went out with the emperor. Actually, the Emperor should have bigger responsibility for it, so he’ll probably speak on her behalf. Wrong. Absolutely wrong. It is dilemma situation for the emperor now. On one end is his consort, on the other, it’s his mother. I bet, on my own moral integrity, that he’s going to stay out of this. Bu Meng is actually Royal Historian Bu’s daughter? She is. Royal Historian Bu’s personality is upright and outspoken. The speed of his reports to the throne can only be described as fast, accurate, and relentless. If I falter even the slightest, he’ll scold me till I’m left speechless. So I’ve heard. Royal Historian Bu is very outstanding indeed, a good minister. Yes, I feel like his ultimate goal in life is to end up in the annals of history, which puts a lot of pressure on me, and has really been affecting me mentally. Lou, that won’t do. You need to ask an imperial physician to have a look. I have already. The imperial physician gives me plenty of worry-be-gone pills every month. I eat those pills more often than I eat rice these days. But that only tackles the symptoms, not the root of the problem. Well, what can we do? Is there something I can do to help you? It’s no use. Royal Historian Bu has entered into a mid-life crisis. Nothing he sees is to his liking. So I can only ask for you, Mother, to bother his daughter less. Think of it as indirectly saving the nation. No, correction, it’s indirectly saving me. I gave birth to you, you think I don’t know what you’re thinking? Looks like that Consort Meng really is different from all the other ladies in your harem. No wait, what are you doing? What are you girls doing? If the Emperor’s not going to help you, we will. The Empress Dowager said that if we want to plead on your behalf, then we have to kneel with you. Exactly. Fang Hua Palace goes down together. No wait. I mean, we stick together through thick and thin. Leave those who were hoping to get a laugh out of us disappointed. No one can get in between our sisterhood. Exactly. Extremely moved, aren’t you? I’m sorry, I got all of you into this. It’s not entirely your fault. I’m to blame as well. If I’ve just known the latest gossip I forgot to check the almanac before leaving. But you better remember for next time, it’s not just your life that you’re responsible for, but all four of us sisters. Next time you get yourself in hot trouble, you need to think closely. if our whole crew dies, we’ll have to hire outsiders to keep our tombstones clean. Can you even do math? And you call yourself a person of culture. It’s clearly five people, okay? Six people! Six people! Stop beating around the bush. You’ve gone around it so many times it’s making me dizzy. That obvious? It’s like a giant sign on your head that says “I like Consort Meng”. You like her, I understand that. She is quite pretty. Please mother, I grew up reading the classics of sage and virtuous men. How could I be attracted solely by her beauty. I like her for her special qualities. But… What do you mean but? If you like her, then spoil her and have a baby together. Mother, I have something I want to tell you, but I’m worried it will anger you. How bad could it possibly be? I promise I won’t be mad. Go ahead and say it. I promised Consort Meng that I would give her her freedom, and let her leave the palace for good. What?! Mother, I like her, but I want to her be happy, Even if I let her spread her wings and fly, I won’t force her to stay by my side. That is much too cruel. How can someone do such a cruel thing to the person that they like. Has your brain been fried? You finally meet a girl that you like, and here I thought, you finally changed. Instead, you let her go. I forbid it. Mother. Don’t say anymore. I’ve already made my mind. If she let my son upset, I won’t let her be happy. Freedom? Fly? Just watch how I rip her wings apart. I can’t do this anymore. I think my bones have been drained of all their calcium. I haven’t eaten for so long, my chest feels like it’s pressing up against my back. Is the Empress Dowager still not done dining? Why is she still not back yet? What delicious cuisine is she eating? I’m really hungry. I want to eat pepper salt pork, stir-fried tendons, braised pork in brown sauce, stewed eggplant, braised spareribs in brown sauce stewed with potatoes. Can you stop listing off dishes please? I’m sorry, I was wrong. When can we get up? I can’t even feel my legs anymore. Ladies, get up quickly. Ladies, get up quickly. The Emperor has sent the order that you ladies don’t have to kneel any longer. Hurry up and head back. Why aren’t you ladies getting up? Our legs are numb. Consort Meng. Slowly. Wait a minute. Don’t touch me. Meng, are you okay? I’m hanging in there. Not dead yet. Let’s go. You have two options to choose from right now. One is to fake your death. You’ll have to adopt a new name, but you can go traveling, take in the beauty of the world, and see your family from time to time. The second, is to have me write you a divorce letter. You’ll still be Bu Meng, but, I’m not sure if you can handle everybody judging and gossiping about you. You Majesty sure has it all thought out. You can choose either of these options. You don’t need to rush to make a decision, take your time to really think it over. Your Majesty. Your Majesty, Xi Xing Palace has passed word that the Empress Dowager is not feeling well this morning. Not feeling well again? I see. You may leave now. Yes. After returning to the palace, the Empress Dowager has been feeling unwell recently. Do you need to send for an imperial Physician? The imperial Physician won’t help. It’s not her body that’s ill, it’s her heart. How come? Would you like to eat some? Come. Go in. Wanwan. This is a new outfit, tailored according to your measurements. As long as you don’t suddenly get fatter, it’ll always fit. I hope, when you wear it, you’ll think of me. Consort Yan. This blush is a limited edition from Yong Ge Lane. For you. Wenren. This is a personal dagger. I know you like weapons, and gifting anything else wouldn’t really suit you. What are you doing? Why does it sound like you’re bidding us farewell? Meng, If you have something to say, just say it. Don’t talk in circles. That’s right, Meng. What’s the meaning of this? The Emperor has agreed to grant my freedom, and let me leave the palace. I’ll no longer be a consort here. Don’t cry, Wanwan. No going to be a consort anymore. No wait, but the Emperor… Actually, that’s great. What I meant was, I’ll miss you lots, but, but, with you gone Wanwan has one less competitor. No, that’s not it. What I meant was, though I’ll miss you lots, however, I wish even more that you can happily go off in search of good fortune that truly belongs to you. And when you do find it, don’t forget to send me their birth date and horoscope so I can do a reading for you. Meng, If you run into any problems like robbery or sexual assault after you leave the palace, go ahead and drop my name. My name still carries some clout out on the streets. Your Highness. Your Highness. The Emperor is coming. He’s coming already? Hurry. Hurry and put these away. Cover it. Mother, if you’re feeling unwell, why won’t you call the imperial physician? I did. The imperial physician said that I’ve been thinking too much and worry about my son’s issues everyday which is why my blood and spiritual energy have gone stagnant. I reckon… reckon I won’t live many more days. But mother, your appetite’s not bad. Which imperial Physician was talking such nonsense? I need to punish him. Are you trying to anger me to death? I wouldn’t dare. Hurry up and bear me a grandson. Can you do that? Mother, you know that I don’t have a suitable mate at the moment. I do. I can choose one for you. That… Greetings ,Your Highness. Arise. Come, sit. Xiao Ran just came back from abroad, she’s incredibly well traveled and knowledgeable. If you have some spare time these days, come often to visit the palace, and tell the interesting stories you’ve seen abroad to the emperor. Yes, Your Highness. You Majesty, these are the gifts I’ve brought you from all the different countries that I’ve visited. I know that you usually don’t like to have your consorts fanning you, so this fan here, made with wood from Yunnan, is incredibly cool and moist. What’s wrong? You’re still unhappy with it? Even if you fan it for a long time, your hand won’t get tired. What’s up with this situation? Look at those three getting along so cheerfully. Am I seeing things? Such lavish and floral decorated fans are more suited for you to enjoy, mother. Look at my silly boy. Xiao Ran is here to curry favor with you, not me. Your Highness, you can’t say that. I’m not playing along with this. You know very well whether or not you hold an important place in my heart. Of course I do. Your Highness, please have tea. Let’s go, we don’t want them to see us. Wait a minute. Let me sneak a couple of more peeks. I recognize that girl, I know that girl. Hurry up. Have you fallen asleep yet, Your Majesty? I can still hear that you’re outside chatting with someone. What is it? Your Majesty, it’s the maid from Fang Hua Palace. Consort Yan asked me to pass along a message, saying, if Your Majesty hasn’t gone to sleep yet, she asks that you come over for a visit. Okay, I understand. Stop drinking. Why are you drinking so much? Though I can’t make myself feel better for tomorrow, at least I can make myself feel better right now. Who has made you so unhappy? Where’s the stone that I gifted you? I leave tomorrow, give it back to me. A stone that you’ve gifted away, is like water that you’ve spilt, you can’t take it back. That’s nothing but an old ragged stone. It’s not good enough for you. The fan that lady gifted you is better. What? What are you doing? You. If you’re capable, come and get it. Come on. Are you getting into a drunk rampage again? You’re not the boss of me. This is mine. I can grab it whenever I want to. Don’t drink anymore. Don’t. Are you okay? This. What is the stone doing here? I say, it wasn’t easy for me to get the Emperor to come and see you, yet you completely waste the opportunity by yelling at him all night, and even steal his things, Meng. You also vomited all over the Emperor last night. I imagine you’re probably the first person who’s had the guts to vomit all over the Emperor. You should be recorded into the history books for it. Your ridiculous actions would be a waste otherwise. Those, were all troubles that I caused because I drank. Then, do you think the Emperor will be so crazy mad at me, that he won’t let me leave the palace anymore? The Empress Dowager already heard about your drunk rampage last night and how you vomited all over the Emperor because of it. She’s so mad to the point where her hair is practically standing on end. She definitely won’t be letting you off the hook this time. I’m done for. Before I can successfully leave the Imperial Palace, I’m banished to the Palace of Neglect. Enough of that, you won’t be sent to the Palace of Neglect. I, I’m full of nonsense all the time, like to fiddle around with things, and stick my nose into places where they don’t belong. People are always complaining about me. I’m the person everyone is least fond of. If anyone’s getting sent to the Palace of Neglect, it’s me. And me too. Because of my big appetite, I’m always eating through my allotted portion faster than I should be, and then running to the Imperial Kitchen to sneak food to eat. I’ve been caught several times already. If anyone should go, it should be me. No, it should be me. I’m too tall. When there’s nothing happening, I can only help the Emperor grab the kite stuck at the top of the tree, or let him stand upon my shoulders to get a taste of a giant’s view of the world. I can’t help solve any of his problems. I’m the one who deserves to be sent to the Palace of Neglect the most. You see. No matter if its climbing a mountain of swords or plunging into a sea of flames, we will always stay by your side. Our sisterhood bonds run deep. I’m so moved. You ladies have given me motivation. I shouldn’t just sit here doing nothing waiting for my death. I’ll go and admit to my wrongdoings right now, so I can minimize my punishment as much as possible. Good. I’m going now. Wait. I helped you prepare something good to give to the Empress Dowager. What is it? What is this? Old lady heart-calming serum. Old lady? That doesn’t sound too good. How’s about we call it Passage of Time Heart-Calming Serum. What do you think? That’s good. Okay. I’m going now then. Go. What is this? Responding to your question, Your Highness, It’s Passage of Time Heart-Calming Serum. I especially gifted it to you, Your Highness. What are you here for? I’m here to admit to my wrongdoings. It’s my fault for getting so drunk and losing my manners. Please punish me accordingly, Your Highness. Mother. This is between me and her. Allow us to work it out ourselves. You don’t need to worry about it. How can it be just between you and her? She’s abusing my son, therefore I must abuse her. You should be sent to the Palace of Neglect. And think long and hard about your actions. Come. Mother, she can’t be sent to the Palace of Neglect. Why? She… She’s pregnant with my child. What? Yes. She’s pregnant with my child. Your Majesty, you’re terrible. Didn’t we say, we wanted to choose a good day before we told Your Highness? Right. Right. Now you’ve said it, it’s all shock and no happy surprise. What’s going on? I’m sorry Mother. You Highness, the baby is kicking. Is this for real or not? You can’t lie about these things. If you don’t believe us mother, you can call for a imperial Physician. Call Physician Liu to come and explain it to you. She’s pregnant. She shouldn’t be standing for long periods of time. Go back and rest. Take care. Be careful of the baby. Little Baby. Why is he kicking me? He kicked me again. And again and again. Didn’t he start kicking just yesterday? Welcome, warm welcomes. Come, let me see. Where’s the baby? Here. You sure get your news fast. Consort Meng, you’re much too smart, coming up with the idea to say that you’re pregnant. The Empress Dowager won’t be able to do anything to you now. Look at you, not a single broken bone or missing hair. Too incredible. Can you tone down your smile a bit? Your front teeth are just about bursting out from your mouth, it’s horrific. Master, this isnt’ good. Empress Dowager has sent someone here to invite you. Meng Meng. Meng Meng. Yes? I asked Physician Liu. He says you are indeed pregnant. That’s fantastic. I’m incredibly happy. That son of mine, Lou, he clearly likes you, and yet, wants to send you out of the palace. I was incredibly mad at him and also mad at you. If this was any other woman that had gained the Emperor’s favor, they’d be jumping with joy. But you on the other hand, wanted to run away. You have successfully caught my attention. Your Highness, I was wrong. It’s all in the past now. From now on, you stay in the palace and take good care of your health, so you can bear me a grandson soon. If you need anything, just let me know. From now on, no one will give you a hard time. Yes. The spring flowers are blooming so brilliantly today. I’ve invited you all here, so we can enjoy the flowers together, and at the same try these new snacks and cakes the Imperial Kitchen has whipped up. Thank you Your Highness. Let’s eat. Yummy. What’s wrong, Consort Meng? Do you not have any appetite? I’ll help you eat it. I’ll eat it all, don’t worry. Should I call for an imperial physician to come and give you a check up? In response to your question, Your Highness, it might be that the flowers are too fragrant and so I’m feeling a bit dizzy. How’s about this, I permit you to take a walk around so you can get some fresh air. Thank you, Your Highness Hold steady. Not bad. You want to harm me? Too bad. My dear consort, your dancing is really a style of it’s own. I deeply admire it. Your Majesty. What’s going on? Your Highness! Please come! This isn’t good, Consort Meng slipped and fell! Your Highness! Stop yelling, I’m fine. Stop yelling! Consort Meng slipped and fell! Your Highness, hurry! Stop yelling. Your Highness! Your Highness! Stop yelling! Consort Meng slipped and fell! Why were you so uncareful? Your Highness, it’s nothing. Just because you’re okay doesn’t mean my grandson is okay. Your Highness, I just brought a super good physician into the palace with me. I originally wanted to ask him to prepare you some life prolonging tonics, but who could predict that Consort Meng would have a slip and fall? I’m worried about the child in her stomach, how’s about I call this super good physician over to read her pulse? Okay, call him over. How is it? Consort Meng was vomiting really seriously just earlier, and now she’s just suffered a fall. I’m worried there might be problems with her child. In response to your question, Your Highness, Consort Meng is actually just having digestion troubles, so there was some gas in her stomach causing vomiting symptoms. Consort Meng is actually not pregnant, so even though she slept and fell just now, it’s nothing serious. Who scattered these dangerous bobbles all over the ground? If Consort Meng is injured in any way, who will take responsibility for it? The nerve! You still have the nerve to protect her? She had the audacity to pretend that she was pregnant. Are you aware of the gravity of her actions? Shameless! Lou. You’re still pleading on her behalf? The two of you played me like a monkey! The two of you- Your Highness. Mother. Your Highness, they are still kneeling. This is already two incense sticks worth of time. If we still don’t let them stand back up I’m afraid… Tell them to come in. Yes. It was my fault. Forget it. You reap what you sow. Do good deeds, reap kind rewards. I don’t know whether or not the kind actions I do today, will bring you the kind reward you desire. Leave. Have her leave the palace right now. Hurry up and thank your mother-in-law, Her Highness. Thank you. No need. I’m no longer your mother-in-law. You watch out for yourself from now on. Meng Meng, hurry up and go, before my mother changes her mind again. Your steed is waiting for you outside. Hurry. Who’s donkey is this? Stopped here a good half day now. Who’s donkey? If you don’t take him away now, it’s getting a fine, and points will be deducted. Who’s donkey? Who’s donkey is this? Meng Meng, I’m setting you free because I don’t want to imprison you. I don’t want you to be unhappy. I want to be a good person. But if I set you free, you’ll go running into the arms of other men. In that case, I’d rather be a bad person. How come I remember that you didn’t like me? You remembered wrong. Okay, this is my stop. You should hurry back and get some rest as well. Meng Meng, thank you. At first, I didn’t know you. I thought you were especially stupid, especially bad. But after, as we slowly got to know each other, I discovered that you’re actually really kindhearted. You may enjoy pranking me from time to time, but I’m warming to you more and more. I feel that Your Majesty especially exudes positive energy at times. There really is no one out here. It’s so quiet and calm. Do you kind of feel like we’re up to no good right now? I do. Feels like I’m eloping with you. You’re eloping and you’re only bringing yourself? You should at least bring a couple of valuable items. I did. I brought you. I’m asking where your owner is. Is this still not obvious enough for you? I’m its owner. This is your donkey? It’s been parked here for a whole half a day now. According to the traffic bylaws, I will fine you two stones, and deduct three points from you. Do you have any objections? If you have no objections, then please sign here. Thank you. What are you thanking me for? You got an illness or something? You don’t want your donkey? You still haven’t paid the fine yet! Wu Weiyong. didn’t I say I want to be alone right now? No one is to disturb me. Not even me? Didn’t you leave already? Why have you left and come back? Can I not leave anymore? Consort Meng, you should just go back first. Really. Consort Meng, really. No, Consort Meng, Where do you get your courage from? Or is it, you have some sort of sickness? Why do you come here everyday and ruin my happiness? Your Highness, I’m just here to help you find joy. This little toy here, was just invented by Consort Yan. It’s incredibly fun, you’re sure to like it. I don’t like it. Take it away. But I still haven’t showed you how it works yet. Once I’m done demonstrating it, you’re sure to like it. Watch closely. Your… I’m sorry! Your Highness, are you okay? That I didn’t aim it properly just now. I’ll demonstrate it to you one more time. Stop! I thought you were going to leave the palace? I already permitted you to leave the palace. Why are you not leaving now? I really regret not letting you leave earlier on. Don’t bother me anymore. Your Highness, for the Emperor’s sake, I must make you feel happy. I am happy. I’m incredibly happy. Hurry back to your Fang Hua Palace and don’t ever bother me again. Then, Your Highness, no wait, I haven’t finished demonstrating yet. One more time. In order to make the mother happy, you sure are trying hard. So, how’d it go? I didn’t make any progress, but I sure did give the Empress Dowager a big lump on her forehead. Your Majesty, am I lacking an inherent ability to make others happy? Why do I keep failing? It’s okay. We have many days ahead of us. In the future, you can practice on me. Then how’s about we play this? Catch. That’s not how you play, it’s like this. Ooh, this works too. It’s fun. Here, you try. It is fun. Chinese TV Series Exclusive YouTube