【ENG SUB】Consort Meng Arrives EP20 | Jin Chen / Jiro Wang / Liu Guanlin / Xia Yiyao | YOUKU
Oh My Cute Consort Greetings, Mestries Xiao. What are you opinions on the new princess in the palace? It’s none of my business. Hate her? Why hate a stranger? I don’t have the time for that! Just like Wanwan said, if you’re so free, why not think about what to eat for lunch? That question is much more important than the harmony of the inner palace. If you don’t believe me, ask her. A new person has come. As a sensitive woman, once I found out this shocking news, my heart melted faster than a candle. Don’t mind me! Let me eat my noodles in peace. Wanwan, we promised to both act calm. The first one to cry is the loser. Did you ask Consort Yan? Princess, right? I don’t care what kind of person you are. As long as you don’t bother my Fang Hua Palace, I promise to leave you alone. Date?
Episode 20 Consort Meng. Careful. Greetings, Consort Meng. Greetings, Consort Meng. Consort Meng, your clothes are so pretty. Right. This outfit? I’ve been wearing it for three days. I didn’t have the chance to ask Yan to wash it. My lady, you’re mistaken. I just washed this one. The unwashed one is under your bed. I couldn’t find it, so I haven’t had a chance to wash it yet. So funny! I really admire your personality, Consort Meng. This world is too strange. Why did I suddenly have so many sisters? Consort Meng, what are your hobbies? We usually don’t have much to do. If we have interests in common, we can visit Fang Hua Palace more often. Yes, yes. Yan, tell them. My lady has four hobbies. Zither, chess, books, and painting? I love those, too! You’ve misunderstood. It’s scratch. Scratch? Scratching her head. Pick. Pick? Picking her ears. Dig. Digging her nostrils. Massage. Massaging her feet. Oh, my! You look so pretty, but you are so down-to-earth. I actually also like these things. How about we set up a date, and we can scratch, pick, dig, and massage together! She’s fine with that? We can discuss it later. I have something to get to. I won’t bother you all, then. I’ll leave now. Take care, Consort Meng. Did you see that? She smiled at me! She was talking to me just now. Turns out, kissing up can be this strange. My lady, did you strike it rich, and they want to borrow money from you? No way. If I had struck it rich, would I not know? Why? Aren’t they strange? They all ran over to kiss up to me. Am I about to become famous? Don’t misunderstand. You’re not the famous one. It’s your older brother. My brother? What happened to him? Did he become a martyr while trying to protect His Majesty? I’m a martyr’s family member? What martyr? Think of better things. Your brother is very famous right now. His Majesty often plays with him. That’s not right. He often invites him into his palace. You’re just borrowing his limelight. Impossible. I don’t believe it. My brother would never skip out on a chance to annoy somebody. He has offended many people these years. Why would His Majesty admire him? Meng, looks like you really dislike your brother. Of course. Whenever my brother is mentioned, I have lots to complain about! I’ve heard about General Bu Yue. He used to lead troops and fight wars. A lot of the court ministers go to him for war strategy advice. I always see them move baskets and baskets of memorials to the throne to the library. It’s enough if you can win. Who cares about strategy? I’ve always been interested in war affairs, so I asked around. I heard that one time, he led the entire military to war, but in the end, he gave all of the ration to hungry commoners from the enemy’s side. Then, he tricked those people into becoming his hostages. Because of this, the enemy’s 305 soldiers refused to listen to their commander, and voluntarily retreated 200 miles. Then, Bu Yue used this chance to attack. He beat the enemies until they were far gone! Cool! Later, the enemies surrendered. He didn’t withdraw this troops, and he also ordered all horseback soldiers to pee on the enemy’s walls, pull off their sheep’s wool, beat their dogs, and eat their chicken. He created such a ruckus! Later, after he finally left, guess what happened? Bu Yue stood at the top of their city, and yelled to their king, “If you create trouble again, I’ll beat you to the point your mother can’t even recognize you.” With that, he angered the king to the point he had a seizure. Sounds like my brother’s style. Meng, your brother is so atypical. My lady. My lady. His Majesty summoned General Bu again. Eunuch Wu just told me. His Majesty said that after their discussion, you can meet with General Bu. I also want to go! We can just look from afar. Looks like everyone wants a glance at our god of war. Then… Let’s go. Isn’t this my good sister Meng? You’re our family’s star. Whenever people mention you, they compliment you. You successfully married into royalty. It makes me happy to hear people say that. Please use the term “reputation”. Thank you. Alright, that works too. Work harder and give birth to my big nephew. If you want one, do it yourself. Don’t blame me for yelling at you. I… Why did His Majesty summon you? He was bored, so he wanted to introduce a potential wife to me. Say… Why do so many people want to pair people together? This… What kind of special hobby is this? Let me tell you, when I meet someone I like, even if they don’t mention it, I’ll propose on my own. Someone you like? Did you forget about Miss Wang in Wang Jia Street? You never even rejected her. Also, Miss Li from Li town. Didn’t you say you two were in love? Also, Ge Yingying from Ge Jia Village, and Third Uncle Liu, the woodcutter. Third Uncle Liu? Third Uncle’s second daughter. You’re such a scumbag! Thanks for the compliment. I wasn’t complimenting you. Do you know what people are saying about me? General Bu Yue is handsome, well-spoken, and has a high EQ. He is well versed in the ways of flirting. Most importantly, he’s very willful. He refuses to date the same woman more than once. He is the harvester of young ladies! People call me “extra duration.” Gallant and elegant, capable of barging into ten houses in just one night. Barging into what house? Widows’ houses. Are you crazy? Why would you barge into a widow’s house at night? Widows have the highest demand. This shows that I’m big enough! I’m very strong! You, on the other hand… Defeat those other consorts! Bring out the Bu family’s demeanor in you! Assert your dominance, have some children, and bring honor to our family. Remember that! Seeing is believing. General Bu is really unique. Yes. He’s even more unrestrained than I imagined. Meng, your brother just said that a lot of women like him! Does he have a secret method? Can he teach me? Help me ask him about it. If you learn from him, your life will be ruined. If he doesn’t care about dignity, I do! I’m fine without it. Wait for me. Wait for me. Wait for me. Meng, big news! Big news! What? I just passed by that fat princess’s manor. I saw your brother chatting with her. The conversation seemed to be going very well, as if they want to become sworn brothers right away. Nobody has seen them yet. Want to go take a look with me? What kind of taste does he have? I’ve asked around. Whenever General Bu comes into the palace to see His Majesty, he moves very slowly. But when he goes to find that princess, he’s as quick as lightning! Something’s fishy. Meng, is your brother interested in that fat princess? Do you agree? No way. He said he doesn’t want to date or marry. Why did he change his mind so soon? No, I must go for a look. Let’s go. Here. Done. It’s all my fault for not knowing my own weight. I wanted to swing on the swing, but I broke it. Don’t worry. I was just passing by and saw what happened. I’m glad you weren’t hurt. I helped you reinforce this swing. Try it now. Okay, thank you. Here. I’ll help you straighten this out. Here. Try sitting on it. Okay, I’ll push you. The weather today is so nice. Right. Perfect for swinging. So nice! Good weather and a swing. You, come sit too. Come here. Me? Come. Alright. Oh, my. Swinging together. Love is in the air! Where are you going? Isn’t this obvious? I’m going to break them up! If you do that, they’ll work even harder to be together, not wanting to part. Haven’t you heard? The more people oppose, the stronger the bond between a couple. If nobody opposes, they’ll fight among themselves and eventually break up. Yes, yes. I’ve also heard about that. What do I do, then? Watch without doing anything? I can’t bear to look! It’s pretty nice. So harmonious. I know. Throw a rock at him to let him know that people are outside, so he should be careful. I think they’ll immediately keep their distance from each other. Will I make it? Here. Wanwan, here. We can throw them together. At least one will hit them. Good idea. Three, two, one. It’s nothing. It’s just… What’s wrong? Nothing. Let me teach you a game. I haven’t played it in a long time, too. Okay! Let’s go. First, hold five rocks. Then, drop them like this. Pick one rock, careful not to touch the other ones. Throw it up, catch it, and grab another rock. Why didn’t we surprise them? What? You need to grab another rock. Why did they start playing a game? What a strange relationship! They’re not hiding it at all. Flirting and playing games. Do they want to die? My state doesn’t have a game like this! I want to try it. I heard that His Majesty wants to send me back. I was just worrying about what I should do, and a solution delivered himself to me. This man likes me a lot. Otherwise, he wouldn’t be dropping these hints at me. He’s the one. Calm down! Keep watching. Don’t be impulsive. By the way, do you know what my name is? Of course not. I don’t know you. Date? No date (bu yue). Right. My name is Bu Yue. I’m using that method to introduce my incomparably upright name to you. You’re the tribute princess, right? How do you feel? You’re about to become His Majesty’s concubine. Are you happy? Happy? Happy about what? I’m so troubled. After coming here, I haven’t been adapting well. In the past, I could eat 7 bowls of rice. Now, I can only eat 3 bowls. Wanwan, you’re too skinny. Eat more. From the sound of it, you’ve really been suffering. Before I came here, my father told me that His Majesty is very dignified. Nobody dares to look straight at him. If you just look at him, you’ll be sentenced to death. I was thinking… How would we develop our wife-and-husband relationship, then? All concubines and others have to bow in his presence. It’s like attending a memorial service. What’s the fun in that? You’re so outspoken. Quite like me. I also live without restraints. I say and do whatever’s on my mind. What are they saying? I can’t hear clearly. Something about death sentences, His Majesty, and memorial services. I know! If you put those words together, it means they’re afraid once His Majesty finds out about their relationship, he’ll sentence them to death, so they want to make the first move to secretly kill His Majesty, and then pretend like nothing happened, and attend His Majesty’s memorial service. Are you okay? Meng. Control your imagination. Look how scared she is. Seriously. I can’t breathe right now. I think… All my ancestors are looking down on me, asking me how I’ll resolve this disaster. Right. What should you do? The weight of my ancestors are too heavy. Don’t look at me that way. I’m so outspoken because I never wanted to be an imperial concubine. You’re really special. Women nowadays all lust for power and riches, but you don’t want to be a concubine. I know my own limits. Men nowadays all care about the outer appearance, never mind the emperor. He doesn’t keep ugly people by his side. I have yet to see His Majesty, but I already know the end. Don’t say that. You’re not ugly. Your personality and inner qualities are still important. What are they saying? Oh, no. They’ve started discussing their lives and dreams. Meng Meng, a true warrior isn’t afraid to face tragic coincidences and cheesy cliches. Accept the truth. Your brother is trying to steal His Majesty’s woman. He wants to die. Consort Yan, can’t you say something helpful? After I stopped scaring her, you started. Of course I can say something that sounds nice, but prohibited love is always the sweetest. Not only is your brother’s thinking unique, his taste is also impressive. I’m amazed by your family’s genes. No, I need to correct his mistake. The swing is swinging. My heart is racing. Your Excellency. The swing is swinging. His Majesty summoned you again? Of course! Can you hurry and leave after meeting His Majesty, then? Don’t go looking for that princess. Let me remind you of something. Keep an eye on your legs. Don’t make people misunderstand and think that you’re dating her. My dear sister, why are you acting so scary? I’m so afraid. Stop acting cute! I have one question for you. Are you interested in that girl who doesn’t have any curves? Meng, did I not teach you correctly? Intruding in other people’s privacy is a very bad habit. Zha Zha and I are mutually in love. Although her looks aren’t the best, her… Her body… Her body figure is very tasteful. Her heart is also fragrant. Stop using random adjectives. What did you just call her? Zha Zha. Zha Zha is her maiden name. Cute, right? I want to throw up. You want to throw up? Are you pregnant? I’m about to go crazy. But I don’t want to fight with you. I just want to logically ask you some illogical questions. For example, why is your taste so great? That’s because I am a refined man. You don’t understand. I can’t talk anymore. I’m leaving. Your Majesty, such bold thieves should be dragged into the streets and cooked into pickled vegetables. He is most improper! Greetings, Your Majesty. Meng Meng, is your foot okay? Why do you look so pale? I will excuse myself now. I’m here to apologize. What are you doing? I don’t want to exercise right now. Get up. I can’t get up. Your Majesty, I’m sorry. I would rather kill myself than to see my brother do such a thing. He is bringing shame to my father, and misfortune to my family. My brother is having an affair with your woman. Alright, alright. Don’t worry about it. I never wanted to keep that princess. She is not my woman, either. Your Majesty. Enough. I wanted to return her, but she disappeared. What will I do? Please don’t be angry. Every person needs some stains in his life, or else he’ll seem too aloof. As they say, nobody is perfect. However, it seems that your brother’s stain is a little too big. Your Majesty, please summon Shi Basha back. Sent me after him. I promise to catch him within three days. My brother isn’t afraid of hitting, yelling, or ruining his reputation. I am the person know him the best. I’ll follow him. Okay, I’ll let you go, but I must tell you that I didn’t send Shi Basha after your brother. It’s because I know that there’s a delicious biscuit shop in the market square. Even better than the royal kitchen. There’s always a long line there, so I sent Shi Basha out to stand in the line. I heard there’s a purchase limit, too. I also bought some for you. Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding. I was scared to death. He’s not here? Strange. I went to all the places that men like. Why isn’t he here? Bu Meng. Did you come to play? Of course not. I thought I saw you, so I came here to see what happened. Why are you here? Don’t even mention it. So that’s how it is. General Bu is such a surprising man. He has really surprised me. Why are you complimenting him? He’s about to anger me to death. Stealing His Majesty’s woman? Is his brain broken? In front of someone you like, there’s no such thing as stealing. True love is invincible. It’s quite rare to hear you talk about true love. By the way, where do you plan to go to find him? Casinos, brothels, and opera houses. I went to all the places that men like, but I couldn’t find him. If he eloped, he wouldn’t be in those places. Judging by the time, he probably hasn’t left the city yet. We can go to some remote inns to find him. Since he is a general, he would go to a relatively hidden inn to live temporarily, observe the other party, and then take action. This weather is perfect for swinging! Right? Meng, what a coincidence. Who is that? Don’t run! Stop! Stop chasing me! Don’t run. Zhen Shishuang, what are you doing? Move aside. My hip is the perfect firmness and shape. Your kick was too strong! Won’t you hear me explain? You can save your explanations and laments for the emperor. My job is only to bring you to him. No, hear me out first. I won’t listen! All your words are trash. They’re polluting my heart! I… We can talk this out. Give General Bu a chance to explain himself. Young man, I like you! Don’t change the subject. Hurry and explain yourself. You sabotage others, and steal their women. I wonder how you can explain yourself. Meng, you’re my biological sister! We’re family. Do you really need to treat me as if an enemy? Don’t blow this out of proportion. Don’t embarrass me. Now you have a sense of shame? Yes. You already threw away your dignity like worthless pancakes. Please! That man never wanted her. To Zha Zha’s family, she was just a useless pawn. But to me, she’s my Mrs. Perfect. The decision I made is very correct. Don’t question it. If you question me, then you’re doubting true love! For every ten people you meet, eleven of them are your Mrs. Perfect. They’re all your true love. Is True Love okay with you humiliating it like this? I’m serious this time! You don’t know Zha Zha. You don’t know how special she is. She is so captivating. I think you’re just ill! You need to be treated! I really don’t understand why you’re so stubborn. Why won’t you give up? Your dishes are ready. Okay. Meng, look at how skinny you are. Here, here. Eat up. Stop it. I won’t let you off the hook. Meng, this inn is very remote, and guests are few. This is the only place where I can tell you my sincere thoughts. Zha Zha is very pitiful. Her life is filled with such suffering. The more I talk to her, the more my heart aches for her. Is she as pitiful as me? I could have slept in today, and then chat and eat melon seeds with my sisters, but I had to run around to capture you. I didn’t even have time to wash my face! Why don’t you pity me? Young man, don’t laugh at my pain. It’s bad for your growth! Don’t talk about him. I… Meng, listen to me. Zha Zha and I hit it off. After chatting for a while, we just wished we had met each other sooner. Then, the sky thundered and the ground burst into flames, and we pledged to marry each other and change our fates. Then, we eloped. If you’re really my sister, then don’t stop me. This is the first time I’ve ever been so serious. She’s the one I want. I’m not interested in those pretentious women with serpentine-like faces and slender legs. You’ve really gone crazy. If she says east, you even forget where the west is. Have you ever thought about what you’ll tell our family and the ministers in the court? I’ll just avoid those problems. You are just an idiot. If avoiding could solve problems, then why was law invented? You don’t understand love. I won’t talk to you anymore. Love is love. It can’t be contained. Right, young man? I agree. Zhen Shishuang! Don’t let him brainwash you. Don’t dodge! Your Ma… Mister Huang. When did I become “Your Ma…Mister Huang”? Well… Mister. why did you come? Do you not trust me? I already said I’d find them, and also return this woman to you. Princess, are you okay? Fortunately I came, or else I would have missed out on a good show. Looks like you can’t return her to me because she’s not the real princess. She’s actually the princess’s maid. What? You’re not the princess? Right. I’m a fake. Why did you lie to me? Princess, I’m willing to take your place as the tribute. That emperor doesn’t know what you look like. As long as I can stay in his palace, no matter if I’m a maid, or if I have to live in the cold palace, I’m fine with it. As long as I can stay in the palace, you can be with your lover for eternity. I’m sorry. I used you. I was so sincere. Why did you lie to me? Even if you don’t like me, and just wanted to stay here, I would have done everything possible to change your fate. Right! The “nosy” trait flows in the blood of all members of the Bu family. I can testify. I’m very disappointed in you. I thought that we were mutually in love. Is it a good idea to cheat a pure man of his love? Brother, I think you should shut up right now. You are just a fake. Even if I send you back, I don’t think they’ll admit it. You… I thought you would kill me and find my princess’s whereabouts. I’ve never seen your princess. I don’t care where she goes. You, however… You’ve lied to me. Seeing that you’re a loyal servant, I won’t sentence you to death. Thank you, Your Majesty. Forget it. You can take this money. It can sustain you for a while. You… You’re willing to help me? You’re a woman, and you have to live in a foreign land. It’s difficult for you. If you face any difficulties in the future, come find me. Brother, don’t be sad. Nowadays, everyone can be wrong about someone. If Zha Zha doesn’t love you, someone else will. Really? This is my 29th time being wrong about a woman. It’s fine. If you have patience, you’ll reach a full thirty. With my knowledge of you, being tricked once won’t end your stupidity. Walking the atypical path leads to taking atypical falls. Your life is long. You’ll have more than enough time to trip. It’s better if you didn’t comfort me. In short, I’ll support you in the future. When your face is covered with blood from the fall, remember that I will always be behind you, wiping off the blood. Having a sister like you must be my bad karma. Meng, hurry and go back to the palace. Looking at you makes my eyes hurt. By the way, is it okay for you to send me off like this? Why wouldn’t it be okay? This is for you. Why are you giving me a gift? Take it as a celebratory gift, since you’re living the life you want. Alright, I’ll take it. Did you carve this yourself? A wood-head carving wood. Perfect match. I’ll help you. This wood suits you. What is this? What are you doing? Zhen Shishuang’s love token to you? Give it back. No! You take gifts too casually from men. Aren’t you too casual? Casual? How is that being casual? Give it back! Are you not? Fine, I’m too casual. But how is that related to you? It’s none of your business! Why are you so… Is it still none of my business? How could you just steal my things? Do you care this much because the hairpin was from him? Of course I care about my friends’ gifts. After all, it was his kind intention. Let me ask you. What’s our relationship? Why are you asking this? I want to know. Answer me. Emperor and consort. That’s only our titles. What about in reality? Just… friends. You mean that all friends can kiss you like I did last night? Of course not. Not everyone’s as weird as you. Kissing without a warning. What do you take me for? If you don’t like it, you can push me away. I’ll allow you to do it. Chinese TV Series Exclusive YouTube