Clip: There’s No Such A Thing As Messy Room For Xia | My Dear Guardian EP17 | 爱上特种兵 | iQIYI
[You’re finally back before the living room explodes.] Liang Shao Xue, are you still alive? I’m alive. I’m eating snacks and drinking Werdery. I digest while I eat. I’m alive and well. Since you’re alive, then get up and clean this pigsty up! Then you just consider me dead! [Carry me.]
[The floor is too dirty. I can’t touch it with my paws.] You want to die, is that it? Okay, I’ll give you what you want. Just as Pao Ding butchered his cow in ancient times, today, I’ll stab you with my knife. Say no more. I’ll stab you 81 times.
The bad guy must die. [This silly girl’s brainwave killing method] [has improved yet again.] Liang Shao Xue, aren’t you dead? What is this? It’s my Moments. And what is the content? It’s the brigade’s New Year party. It is OK! It is OK! It’s my OK! No. This… Tian Yong found it.
It’s the brigade’s mascot. Darn it! Where are you going? None of your business! Whatever!