【SUB】My Sassy Deskmate E03 你在我的右手边第三集| iQIYI
[English subtitles are available] [My Sassy Deskmate] [Season 1] [Episode 3] “Alas! How dangerously high!” “Alas! How dangerously high!” “The journey to Shu is hard.” “Harder than scaling the sky.” Mr. Hao, have you recovered? The bandage was just removed. Doctor said I’m fine. “The journey to Shu is hard.” “Harder than scaling the sky.”
“Can Cong and Yu Fu…” “founded the kingdom in the remote past.” “Can Cong and Yu Fu…” I’ve not heard such uplifting voice for a long time. “Forty-eight thousands years went by…” They’re indeed very enthusiastic. Like a breath of fresh air. Go gather all class teachers at Class 8, 11th Grade.
-Ask them watch and learn. -Alright. I’ll do it now. “One guarding the pass, ten thousand cannot break through.” “One guarding the pass, ten thousand cannot break through.” Li De Liang! You… Mr. Li De Liang! Oh no, class teacher is so immersed in the role. Wine doesn’t make men drunk, men get themselves intoxicated.
“If those on guard rebel,” “they would behave like wolves and jackals.” Mr. Li. You said that playing sword is a reform in teaching. I get it. But why did you hug Mr. Hao… and do that kind of things in front of everyone? No, Mr. Mao. Don’t get me wrong. I have a…
A good moral compass. It was just for artistic purpose, teaching students to read with emotion. Then why did you hug Mr. Hao… and call Ying Ying? Mr. Mao, please don’t get me wrong. And don’t overthink. Well… Here is the thing. Li Bai is the God of poetry.
Not only is he good at poems, in fact, he is also a swordsman. So when I was holding a sword, I felt like I became him. It suddenly made me think of the chivalrous heroin Ren Ying Ying. So, I was full of heroic spirit. Mr. Li. I can tell…
Students are intrigued by your approach. Initially, I wanted to popularize and promote it. But your teaching method… is too challenging and it’s not for everyone. Alright, Mr. Mao. I’ll think about how I can improve. It is not necessary. You’d better help students improve their grades. As long as their grades improve,
I don’t care if you do historical role-playing every day. Mr. Mao. Linghu Chong never plays by the books. You saw it today. Students were so excited. Midterm exam is coming soon. His class is always at the bottom. Why don’t you give it a try?
Let him establish himself in the pugilistic world with his result? Ms. Feng. The fight in the pugilistic world never ends. I’m afraid the other Sects will have opinions. Mr. Mao, you worry too much. With Energy-absorbing Practise alone, I don’t think he can stir up chaos in Yi Zhong.
[Their voice is so uplifting when they read,] [I’ve never heard it for a long time.] [Or I’ll just use…] [desperate measure in desperate situation.] [He won’t accomplish anything anyway.] Linghu Chong is back. [Be confident, self-disciplined, realistic and innovative] Linghu Chong! Linghu Chong! Linghu Chong! Linghu Chong! [Mr. Hao is furious at me.]
[I’ve embarrassed myself.] [I’m doomed no matter what.] [I might as well die in a glorious way.] Linghu Chong! Today, we fight for freedom! Freedom! [Class 8, 11th Grade] [Just like that…] [Class 8, 11th Grade] [the Energy-absorbing Practise class teacher used on Mr. Hao…] [the Energy-absorbing Practise class teacher used on Mr. Hao…]
[has initiated an unprecedented aggressive reform…] [no one dares to imagine in the history of Yi Zhong.] [The achievements of the reform is remarkable.] [It ignites our passion in learning.] [Everyone is studying like crazy.] Jack! Jack, I’m here. Rose, I’m here. -Why are you here? -Because… Because… Because… I’m hungry. [It seems like…]
[the Energy-absorbing Practise has sucked back all the passion we lost.] [Everyone is working so hard.] [Even I have the urge to study.] I promise you… Rose. You must keep your promise. This is unbelievable. He’s studying in his dream. Hey. Lin Kun, help me take a look if the lights passes through.
In case the teacher on duty sees it. Super safe and no light. Don’t worry. Are you serious? This is the worst class. Students will do anything to cheat. I have to keep a close eye on them. Won’t it be very tiring? The bell rings. They won’t stop until they think they pass.
[Be confident, self-disciplined, realistic and innovative] Pass them on. [Obey the rules during examinations] Hey. Guys. No hurry to hand in your papers. You still have 40 minutes before the exam ends. It doesn’t make sense. [Exam is a mirror.] [From their speech, I can tell how many points they get.]
It’s so hard. Who set these questions? -Yeah. -I usually know how to do it. [Eighty points.] I only started revising yesterday. So do I. [Eighty-two.] It’s so hard. The questions are very difficult. [Eighty-five.] How’s your exam? I almost didn’t finish it. [Ninety.] I think today’s paper is quite hard.
Don’t mention it. I almost solved the last questions. [Ninety-five.] [This kind of person is the most terrible.] [They only smile and have no sense of presence.] [He most likely gets 98 points.] I’ve done some of the questions, I still don’t know how to solve them. What about you? [Sixty.]
I’ve got it this time. Me too. [Well, this one.] [Fifty-nine.] I don’t want to live anymore. [What?] [This is hard to tell.] [What does he mean?] Alright, didn’t you do well in the exam? I did complete everything. But it took me five minutes longer than last time to submit my paper. [Screw you.]
Excuse me. -Sorry. -Excuse me. What place am I in? [No. 35: Niu Fu] Second. Second. And me? First. There’s no surprise at all. My effort is in vain. What about Wang Yuan E? Not here. Let’s go. [No. 27: Shan Qiu Xu] What’s your result? Tenth from the bottom. Wow! It’s a huge progress.
Too bad Wang Yuan E’s name is not on the list. But I remembered she handed in her paper very quickly. She’ll definitely be driven away by class teacher again. No. She got the first place. No way. I’m the first. She’s at the top. Excuse me! Don’t squeeze. [No. 1: Wang Yuan E]
[We’ve learnt the first lesson of human behaviour.] [When your friends fail the exam,] [you’ll be down.] [When your friend gets the first place,] [you’ll be even more down.] First place, Wang Yuan E. [How dare you take my place.] [Let’s wait and see.] Second place, Chen Zhe. Class, do you see this?
It’s a gold medal! Gold! Don’t you believe me? It’s gilded. Gilded. It doesn’t matter. What matter is that we’ve progressed from the last place… to the top five in our grade. It’s an unprecedented improvement. It’s your unremitting efforts… that creates this historic moment! Class. As your class teacher,
I want to thank you all. Thank you. When I was down, you didn’t give up. You didn’t give up on me. ♫ Today, you and me ♫ ♫ How to repeat the story yesterday? ♫ ♫ An old boat ticket ♫ ♫ Can I board your boat? ♫ Bravo! Class.
This is the reward from the school. Boat tickets to the free summer camp on an island! I hereby announce. Holiday begins now! Yuan E. These are two first-class tickets class teacher secretly gave me. Here, I give you one. -Thank you. -Don’t tell others. What’s up?
Wang Yuan E is focused on her study now. I hope you can leave her alone. She likes me and it’s her freedom. You can’t stop her and there’s nothing I can do. I thought it’s something important. But someone has really bad taste… for actually having a crush on her. You scumbag.
You don’t deserve to be her childhood friend. You rich people is so amazing. You know our background well. Put this effort in your study. You’re at the bottom. What? You want to beat me? Do it! Beat me hard here! Do it! It’ll dirty my hands beating you. You’re just good at studying.
What’s the big deal? Yes, I’m good at studying. So? You’re bitter about seating in the last row? Be number one if you’re so good. Come take my place. No courage? Where is your cockiness? Why wuss out when it comes to studying? You dare to make a bet? Say it. What’s the stake?
You make the call. I don’t want others say that I bully you. Alright. The loser will wear down jacket for one day. Three days. See? First-class tickets. This is the joy of learning. People in third-class cabin like you… will never get it. Brother Dan! Brother Dan! Brother Dan! Wait! Wait for us!
Brother Dan, look! Your deskmate has grabbed a second-class ticket for you. Impressive. Ours are third-class tickets. I’m not going. You guys just go. You don’t have to tear it if you don’t go. I can give it to others. Brother Dan. I think it’s good that we can go out together.
Isn’t it just a deserted island? There’s nothing there. Why go there? I want to go back to have a seafood feast. Seafood feast. Can you have it on the island? Can you? What’s wrong with him? A man’s heart is as fickle as the weather. -Unpredictable. -Let’s go. -My ticket. -Come on. -Wait. -Hurry.
Don’t pick it. Let’s go. Guys, the ship is here. ♫ The diary you wrote yesterday ♫ ♫ Tomorrow, will you still remember you ♫ ♫ Who used to cry a lot ♫ It’s boring. Gun Er, come. -Rose. -Jack. You jump. I also jump. I did. I did jump. Let’s jump. Alright.
What are you doing? You two are very noisy. Where is Shen Qiu Xu? Why didn’t he come? He said he didn’t want to come. We also don’t know why. Somebody said he wanted to go back home to have a seafood feast. Seafood feast? Yes.
Alright, cut it out! The ship is about to set sail. Xu Xu, have you made up your mind? Where are we going? We’ve been sitting here for so long. Go to the island where we have the summer camp. Sure. When should I pick you up.
No need to pick me up. Just take me there. When the summer camp is over, I’ll come back by ship with them. Okay. Let’s set sail! [This bunch of people.] [What’s so fun about camping?] [It’s corny.] Boring. I might as well go back to have my seafood feast. [It’s weird.] [Where are they?]
[Where have they gone?] Monster, we’re going to kill you! Stop it! Stop it, Niu Er! It’s me! It’s Brother Dan! Stop it! He’s one of us. Brother Dan, are you alright? -Who did this? -Who beat him? Shan Qiu Xu, I gave you a ticket, but you didn’t come.
Why were you sneaking around with a telescope? I was exploring the wild. Exploring the wild? Do you know how scary it is to see… two green eyes in the bush in the middle of the night? I’m responsible for so many students. You almost gave me a heart attack. Sir, that’s night vision function.
Alright, cut the crap. You’ve to perform since you’re late. Singing or dancing? Singing! [Bad experience always leaves a deep impression on me.] What are you thinking? Hurry up. Sir, I’m not good at singing. You have to do it. Singing! Fine. ♫ The sun shines on your face ♫
♫ All memories flash back ♫ Stop singing. -♫ It’s not that ♫ -Stop it! ♫ I don’t want to see ♫ I’m begging you. I’m begging you to stop. You’re killing all of us. Stop singing. Let me see what you’ve brought for your trip. I can’t see it? Shan Qiu Xu,
Why did you bring firework when you’re exploring the wild? I’m using it to call for help. Look! This is so beautiful! It’s stunning! That one! It’s so stunning. So stunning. [I don’t know why…] [I suddenly want to hold this girl in front of me.] This is also beautiful.
[I want to heal the pain in her heart.] It’s so stunning! Brother Dan, it’s for you. Brother Dan, I don’t get it. The roasted chicken is so yummy. Why don’t you eat some? So cheesy. Why eat the chicken? You’re on an island. Of course you have to eat seafood.
And it must be served raw. -What? -Why? Freshness of seafood is very important. It tastes delicious when served raw and has high nutrient. Most importantly, eating it shows our manliness. It must be very cool. Oh, Brother Dan. You’re still playing Love Spell? It’s out of date.
What? A spell can be out of date? Of course. What’s on trend now is counting name strokes. The difference between the number of strokes in your names… and the name of the girl you like represents your relationship. Really? I must count it now. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven… How many?
There’re 17 strokes in my name. Minus nine strokes in Fei Ji’s name. Help me check. What does it mean if the difference is eight. Let me see… Eight strokes. Couple! For real? Of course it’s not real. No one will believe he’s going to marry Fei Ji. That’s not necessarily true.
My dream is to become a pilot. “Fei Ji” (an air plane) is like my partner. That’s not bad too. What about four strokes? I thought you don’t believe it? I want to prove you wrong with facts. -Can’t I? -Can. Let me see. Four strokes.
Looks like someone is talking bad about you behind your back. Brother Dan, who’s it? Don’t tell me it’s Wang Yuan E? It’s none of your business. Five strokes? Five strokes means… living happily ever after. Brother Dan, you have a several crushes. It’s not accurate at all. [I was exposed like this.]
[I can’t go back with them in third-class cabin.] [If not, it’s too embarrassing.] Lin Kun, where is Shan Qiu Xu? I don’t know. I didn’t see him. Maybe he went back first. Anyway, he didn’t come with us by ship. Alright. Hurry pack up your stuffs. Board the ship according to your seats.
-Hurry up! -Okay. Let’s go. Hurry up. [The number you’ve dialled is not in service.] I finally got rid of them. Right, my handphone. I lost my handphone. It’s okay. It’s better this way. They can’t find me now. No. Uncle Ji won’t be able to contact me then. Oh no! Wait for me!
Don’t go! I’m here! Quickly come back! Don’t go! Don’t go! I’m screwed. You guys are assigned to cleaning the mall. In principle, garbage must be thrown away in half an hour. If not, your pay will be deducted accordingly. Remember? Yes. Alright, go do your work. [Here is a news.] [Affected by typhoon Ella,]
[there’ll be heavy rain over the seas near our city.] [All fishing activities are suspended.] [You have to create happiness with your own hands.] [When I have the money,] [I can buy the things I like.] [I work at the mall during the day.] [If I have time at night, I’ll come to the gym.]
[The people here are nice.] [Everyone has their goals.] [My job is tiring yet simple.] [Most importantly,] [I like the way they dance.] Come, join us. Don’t be shy. I admit that… I’m so eager to learn at this moment. I want to eat roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, steamed lamb, steamed pig organs,
Braised duck, pickled chicken, bacon, preserved egg, little tripe, sausage, meat platter, smoked chicken, glutinous rice stuffed duck, chicken in pot, quail in pot, stewed meats, stewed goose… I’ll stop. I’m going to have seafood. I’m sorry, buddy. I have to survive. Bear with me. You Go. I’m here! I’m here! Help! Help! Help!