Clip: Refute “Bullshits” With Only One Sentence! | I Can I BB S7 EP04 | 奇葩说7 | iQIYI
this is a brand new session.
It’s called
the "Bullshit" dethroning battle.
[the"Bullshit" dethroning competition]
In this session,
there will be rude things
that we normally hear in life
[There’s no pressure for women. You just need to marry a guy.]
displayed on the screen.
[Working overtime is your choice. Nobody forces you to do so.]
[If you must think like this, I have no other ways]
[If you don’t take this drink, you’re looking down on me]
The first contestant
to press the bottom get the chance
to refute it
with only one sentence.
After one round,
the audience
will vote
based on
the performance.
The two contestants with the most votes
will advance to the next round.
It’s not about the answer itself,
but the whole process.
If you make an impression.
Yeah.
If they like you,
you’ll advance.
Yeah.
So scary.
If it were me,
I’ll be dead.
I don’t have the ability
to think of a comeback,
to take a small angle
and create an emotional explosion.
Bang, boom, bang,
nailed it and win.
That’s not something I can do.
If only I could cut my heart and show it to you.
You could see
my heart was bleeding.
Very hurt.
People might think that
debaters like us
only knows to tell jokes,
but this session today
is actually an advantage
for us.
We just need to shout
and get the anger off the audience’s chest.
I think it’s a game
suitable for me.
Today,
I’ll be the rude
and offensive guy.
Please look at the screen.
Let’s do
a demonstration.
[Why don’t you have kids. No one will pay for your pills when you get old]
[Demonstration]
Kevin.
[Why don’t you have kids. No one will pay for your pills when you get old]
Why would I bring kids into the world,
if people like you are in it?
So mean.
The applause
from the audience
represents how they like you.
The first group
decided by lot, please.
Calvin.
Calvin, go slay it.
Calvin, go get it.
Calvin.
Do we even
need to do this?
How about we just vote now?
Let’s vote for Calvin first.
Don’t…
I’ve never been this nervous
on this show.
Because I’m not good at telling jokes
or coming up with retorts.
I’m a goddamned gentleman.
So…
So…
I’ll try my best.
I’ll try.
Thanks.
This is not for me.
I’ll just go with it.
It’s not made for me.
Nor for Calvin,
I think.
Attention.
Please read the topic.
[Don’t take it personally but I always speak bluntly]
[Don’t take it personally but I always speak bluntly]
[Midnight rider]
[Don’t take it personally but I always speak bluntly]
What a coincidence!
You speak bluntly,
I punch relentlessly.
Read the topic.
[Women only put on makeups for men.]
Midnight rider.
[Women only put on makeups for men.]
Guys can never tell
if I’m wearing makeup or not.
Impressive.
Look at the screen.
[If you look ugly, who would care about your soul?]
[If you look ugly, who would care about your soul?]
TerryKing.
[If you look ugly, who would care about your soul?]
Bullshit.
My mom does.
You don’t have a soul,
but you still look pretty ugly.
Look at the screen.
That’s right.
Oh, sorry.
Jiang Zhenyu,
[Am I the only one who doesn’t find it funny?]
Am I the only one
who thinks it’s not funny?
That’s right.
You’re the only one.
Do you feel lonely now?
Look at the screen.
[I don’t care about what you think, I only care about what I think]
[I don’t care about what you think, I only care about what I think]
Calvin.
[I don’t care about what you think, I only care about what I think]
Even Huang Xiaoming
doesn’t dare to say that.
Next topic.
[You should think of the company as your home]
Calvin.
[You should think of the company as your home]
I should think of the company as my home?
I don’t get to spend the money like I’m a homie.
That’s good.
It rhymes.
Now, please vote for the four contestants.
Five.
[100 viewers vote for contestants they like]
Four.
[TerryKing, Jiang Zhenyu, Calvin, Midnight rider]
Three.
Two.
One.
[TerryKing, Jiang Zhenyu, Calvin, Midnight rider]
Calvin,
Midnight rider,
you will advance.
Congrats.
Thanks.
Thank you, TerryKing.
[Calvin and Midnight rider advance]
Second group, please come on stage.
Guys,
the "Bullshit" dethroning battle
starts now.
[If you don’t take this drink, you’re looking down on me]
[If you don’t take this drink, you’re looking down on me]
Liu Yang.
[If you don’t take this drink, you’re looking down on me]
Bullshit.
I look down upon you even if I drink it.
And if I drink too much,
I can’t even look.
Okay.
Next topic.
[If you must think like this, I have no other ways]
[If you must think like this, I have no other ways]
[If you must think like this, I have no other ways]
Then you should come up with another way.
You have a brain,
use it.
Next one.
[Everyone else can do it, why can’t you?]
[Everyone else can do it, why can’t you?]
[Everyone else can do it, why can’t you?]
[Everyone else can do it, why can’t you?]
Because I’m not everyone,
and if they can all do it,
why do you need me for?
Next one.
[Why don’t you text me back? Did you die?]
[Why don’t you text me back? Did you die?]
[Why don’t you text me back? Did you die?]
[Why don’t you text me back? Did you die?]
I can’t text people living in hell,
you’re out of range.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Next.
[You’re too young. You’ll understand it when you’re old enough]
[You’re too young. You’ll understand it when you’re old enough]
[You’re too young. You’ll understand it when you’re old enough]
When is old enough?
You look old,
but you don’t know anything.
That’s a good one.
Xi Rui.
This session for me
is just sheer humiliation.
Okay.
Now let’s vote
for them.
[100 viewers vote for contestants they like]
Five.
[Liu Yang, Xi Rui, Chen Xiaoqiao]
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
[Liu Yang, Xi Rui, Chen Xiaoqiao]
79 votes for Liu Yang,
94 for Xi Rui,
71 for Xiaoqiao.
Xi Rui,
Liu Yang,
you’ve advanced.
Take a seat.
You’re great.
You’re brilliant.
Almost died.
Like,
I can only
think of expressions like that.
Like, almost died,
definitely cried,
barely alive.
I’m touched.
I didn’t think
people would like it
when I show
this side of mine.
I’m more confident now.
I feel like I can show more possibilities
on this stage.
[Xi Rui and Liu Yang advance]
[The last group in the "Bullshit" competition]
Okay, get ready.
Please look at the screen.
[Young people shouldn’t care about loss and gains at work]
[Young people shouldn’t care about loss and gains at work]
[Young people shouldn’t care about loss and gains at work]
Don’t care about loss and gains at work?
Should I do it at the crematory then?
And care about how cooked I’ll be?
Okay.
Attention.
[Why can’t you take a joke?]
Abaojie.
[Why can’t you take a joke?]
Humor is trending these days.
Seems like if you can’t take a joke,
you become the joke.
Like me standing on this stage,
but this is just how ordinary people are.
We’re not funny, so what?
I walked from there to here,
this makes me proud.
Okay.
Attention.
Look at the screen.
[She’s only a sister to me. Don’t overthink it.]
Xiao Hei.
[She’s only a sister to me. Don’t overthink it.]
You dare to talk to me like that?
I don’t know if I’m overthinking,
but you’re definitely
thinking about suicide.
Next.
[A man needs to succeed before 35 or he’s just a loser]
[A man needs to succeed before 35 or he’s just a loser]
[A man needs to succeed before 35 or he’s just a loser]
Bullshit.
Tongzhi Emperor
had been dead for 17 years,
when he was 35.
We’re not scared of low salary,
we’re scared of a short life.
Staying alive is a success.
[Haven’t got a chance to speak]
Good.
Next one.
[I’m doing it for your own good]
Xiao Hei.
[I’m doing it for your own good]
You only feed me rice and churros,
how can I be good being fat like this?
Do you realize that
getting the chance can be a bad thing?
It’s a wordplay
on pronunciation.
Okay,
next one.
[Why are you so fragile? Do you have a heart made of glass?]
Cheng Lu.
[Why are you so fragile? Do you have a heart made of glass?]
I wanna break
my glass heart
into pieces
and make you bleed.
Why does it sound like
your actual feelings?
Kevin, next time,
try coming here and ask the questions.
I bleed internally for the comebacks I get.
You know?
Okay, let’s
vote for the contestants.
[100 viewers vote for contestants they like]
[Wang Lei, Chen Lu, Abaojie]
Please vote if you like Xiao Hei.
[Wang Lei, Chen Lu, Abaojie, Xiao Hei. He needs at least 69 votes to secure the second place]
[Wang Lei, currently in second place with 69 votes]
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
[Wang Lei, Chen Lu, Abaojie, Xiao Hei]
The two contestants that will advance
are Cheng Lu and Wang Lei.
Abaojie and Xiao Hei,
thank you
for your participation.
Nah.
Seriously?
They’re eliminated?