【ENG SUB】EP16: Li Heng and Zhu Yan get married privately! 《Fake Princess 山寨小萌主》【MangoTV Drama】
It smells good Right You taught her? I taught her She’s talented, and she’s a fast learner Crown Princess I can’t believe you’re so good Why do you like these？ It’s no big deal When I was… I just know it
Don’t care that much Could you please teach me how to roast OK It looks like it’s burnt What do you think? Am I better? This chicken is so poor Do you feel better? The royal doctor had nothing to do
I could just go to Rong City to find some luck and figure out whether the doctor there can cure me What’s up? You eat it I’ll feed you I’ll do it myself Come on It’s mine I have to feed you Open your mouth
Delicious? Yes Eat it What are you doing? So weird Do you think Nongying was acting strange lately? How? I mean she’s strange to me You love to analyze How many points are there First, second Just analyze it
That was for big deals How can I get to know women Help me Do you want to know? Count on yourself Tell me My dear Well… This is for you We are old couples Why do we need presents?
It’s good that you still remember my name Look at you Your name How can I forget Feng Fan Yuanhang It’s indispensable It means that we are born to be couples Enjoy Where’s the noodle? Well I forgot the noodle
You can eat I’ll bring the noodle Eat up Enjoy Can you get used to these A bit salty It’s fine Delicious Shh! Don’t let her hear She’s old The taste doesn’t work It’s been years All those years,
You’ve been eating this I’m used to it You guys Endure it Have some water Come on Here comes the noodle Uncle and Aunt Zheng We grew up without parents We came out together and wanted to get married now Are you willing
To be our love witness and prove our marriage Yes OK Yes OK This is the clothes we wore when we got married decades ago Thank you On marriages You should wear red It’s a happy occasion
Our son didn’t get married when he was alive Now looking at you two I feel that our son is back Uncle Zheng After performing formal bows, you two will be our parents I can’t imagine when I am half dead
I can still experience this Good Come on First bow to the heaven and earth OK Hurry up Second bow to mutual parents Don’ t let them get away! Someone’s here Let’s run We can’t run anywhere Keep going
Couple bow down to each other What? Go Yan’er The procedure finished You are my wife now Any further marriages won’t count Take me back Uncle and Aunt Zheng are innocent Don’t you hurt them Kill him What are you doing?
Uncle Zheng are innocent What are you doing? Yan’er Yan’er Yan’er Go Yan’er Quick Yan’er Leave now Who the hell are you? Are you sent by Lord Zhu or my grandpa? You killed the innocent I will seek revenge
No use The person behind this is not Lord Zhu or Prime Minister Liu, but me Li Che Why are you here? Zhu is my most important official You kidnapped Zhu Yan and affected the whole Zhu family I must do something for him
I ran You can be the emperor Even if you stayed in the palace, I didn’t think you could win over me If it were not for you and your mother, how could I be humiliated and driven out of the palace? Now
I want you to see the woman you love be taken away, and then watch me defeat you What do you think? Is it interesting If that’s the case, kill me now You want to die, but I won’t let you
If it weren’t for my mother who pushed me before, I wouldn’t have opposed you But if you can’t kill me today From now on I’ll be your opponent OK OK, OK, OK Let’s see who will win Finally Gentlemen Gentlemen Welcome
Welcome This way Tea is ready Enjoy it Li Che You said Rong City is interesting We’ve been walking so long, I think there’s nothing different from the Royal City Because we just got here It has not started yet Your Highness
The cars and horses have been set up Thanks a lot! Get some rest We’re heading out tomorrow Don’t follow me Yes The Third Princess Are you tired? No Go and have a rest We will play tomorrow
You have to conserve your energy Ok I’ll go back and rest Li Che See you Brother Qin We’ve arrived at Rong City Please lead us to Master Stealing Saint Master Stealing Saint lives on the Qingmeng Mountain outside the city
When you go there tomorrow, you will see him We… You won’t go See I have some unsettled business with people on the mountain I can’t show up And I have other things to do tomorrow What about the Third Princess
Shall we take her Of course No OK Let me see I think you are more serious It doesn’t matter Yan’er I am here Yan’er Yan’er Yan’er I can see you when I woke up I’m so happy
Are you OK? We are still together Really? How did we get out? I thought we are all screwed Blame it on me Li Heng I’m already very satisfied What’s wrong with you? What’s wrong with you? This, this is, Prime Minister’s mansion
Your idea There was no other solution in such a short time Brother Li Che Coming, coming! Hurry up Li Che Morning What’s happened? I have stomachaches I must have eaten the wrong food Today, we can’t play with you
You can have… Well, you can drop the act I know that you took me out, but had something else to do in the Rong City behind the Emperor, aren’t you? aren’t you? Don’t lie to me Tell me the truth Get off your hand
Father There’s no one else here Just let them be What? Look at him He’s spoiled by you The Emperor loves Miss Zhu What you did will get the whole family Zhu and Liu killed Do you know if you weren’t
Thrown on the doorstep of Prime Minister’s mansion, I thought you are dead outside Daddy Heng’er is smart He knew this Now they came back Safe and sound We are lucky enough Let’s pretend that nothing happened Miss Zhu
I’ll have someone send you home OK? Thank you, Prime Minister I’ll send her home Don’t push it Push my nose my face! I’ll send her home Heng’er See You can send Concubine Hui home But remember
You have to take her to the rear door of Zhu’s mansion Understood? Thanks, mother Go Daddy So Can you do this Every herring should hang by its own gills He knows who was wrong Li Heng I… Yan’er Yan’er
Yan’er Listen to me Listen to me It’s my fault I… I shouldn’t take you to Pingle City I should have torn the letter They wouldn’t find us from the letter Right? It’s my fault Li Heng Listen to me
It’s my fault It’s not your fault It’s enough to do these things with you I don’t regret We… Yan’er How about… We… Let’s go to the mountain areas Mountain areas Yes We don’t go out forever
Then no one would find us OK? Promise me OK Promise me OK Please… Trust me This time no one will find us Li Heng Let’s go now Li Heng OK? I don’t want to escape anymore If we escape,
How about my daddy? If His Majesty investigated this, the whole family Zhu would be affected Running away with you last time has consumed all of my courage This time I can’t drop everything and escape with you selfishly Do you understand? No No
There must be a way Let me see Don’t cry Let me think. Don’t cry Let me see Please trust me! There must be a way There must be a way Twilight smoke It’s just a dream Li Heng Getting to know you
Is lucky enough for me But my luck can only get me here You are no longer my paradise Separation is happy Under the moon, in the dream You’re still the way I first saw you It is not absurd to waste time Twilight smoke
Yan’er Yan’er Yan’er You are my wife You can’t go Li Heng… listen to me You close your eyes and recite a poem Don’t open them before you finish No Li Heng You promised me You will do anything I want
Are you breaking the promise? With half a lifetime I’m in love with you for half a minute I’m laughing and sighing in the world From now on, mountains grow high and waters grow long Why does a beautiful instrument have fifty strings
Every string reminds me my youth Separation is happy Zhuang Zhou dances and turns into a butterfly in his sleep Emperor Wang entrusted his hatred to cuckoos The moon shines brightly in the sea, and all the tears of the chimaera become beads
The red sun in Lantian is warm, and you can see the smoke of a fine jade It’s not… It’s not now that I can recall such feelings that I feel infinite regret But… Separation is happy But… Under the moon, in the dream
Even in those days, it’s very sad It is not absurd to waste time Yan’er Yan’er Let me go Heng’er Yan’er Yan’er Let me go Heng’er Your grandpa won’t let me hurt you Don’t make me embarrassed It was so close
Why did you do that to me? Why did you do that to me? Li Che I steamrolled you all You came from afar I appreciate that Are we at the place of Master Stealing Saint? Yes Why are you here?
We want to meet the Stealing Saint Can you inform him for us? You can meet the master, but you have to pass a test Why are there so many problems? There are so many people who please him Should the master meet everyone of them?
Who wants to meet the Stealing Saint We… Only one person may take the test and only when you pass the test can you meet the master Well, tell me What test? The master likes the liquor of two shops in the city Fetch the liquor
And you pass the test So easy Easy or not You will know I will go as well The Third Princess It’s not necessary I want to meet the Stealing Saint as well If she failed the test, I can back her up
That makes sense I won’t fail It’s not sure I will even steal it Okay Then I will go as well You can’t Why? There’s only two chances Well, tell me which are the shops I’ll go with you
Listen to the doctor when you are back and take medicine on time Are you doctor Xue? Who is that? I… A severe cold Doctor, how is it? Can it be cured? I’m not a doctor I’m a miracle working doctor
Can you cure it? Tongtong Tongtong This is… this is master’s habit When he can’t think of a medicine script, he must heat the sound of the money He’s not a doctor He’s a divine staff Master loves the money See
If you have money, he can turn the dead alive If you don’t, he will turn a blind eye to you Money is as important as lives I got it You’re really good The curing fee is 100 taels
A gentleman can love the wealth, but he must absorb it from appropriate ways Your script is so expensive You’re out of line Hey, you can’t say that My script is worth one tael, but thinking of this script will cost 99 taels
If you think it’s expansive, you can find someone else You are right It makes sense No wonder your clinic is so grand Watch out! Please wait inside OK Please Thanks Drink it How is it? I just drank it
It won’t take effect so fast What’s wrong? Gongsun Mo Gongsun Mo What’s wrong with you? How are you doing? Are you OK? Gongsun Mo Gongsun Mo, Gongsun Mo What’s wrong? It’s his cold running into the hotness of the medicine
And it went through his heart, liver spleen, lung and kidney What the hell are you doing? Use your words You’re a lunatic. It’s normal He will wake up in fifteen minutes If something is wrong, I will tear your clinic apart Gongsun Mo
Gongsun Mo Stop! What’s wrong? You cannot go before he wakes up What are you looking at? Come and help Yes, yes, yes Master This is Master Liang My liquor cannot be taken away easily
Unless you drink these three bowls of liquor in front of you and take the liquor jar in my hand Only in this way will I give you the liquor Piece of cake This time I can have the luck to drink good wine Good The Princess, please
Just drinking I’m from the Night Kingdom, I’m afraid of none Take it easy Drink slowly My dear Your face What happened to my face? You want to pass the test with this? Let me do it The Third Princess Your face
I’ll drink for them Come on She must finish alone Slow down Slow down Slow down See I drank up and I fetch I know I know Watch out! I’m OK, Li Che You are drunk I didn’t
You’re drunk I didn’t Then fetch it if you are not OK But first I’ll… I’ll… It’s me… I’ll… I… I said fetch it I didn’t say you should compete You all passed Don’t quarrel Right I’ll fetch it
If you don’t feel good about it, I’ll hit you Who’s afraid You knock it off You are both drunk I’m not drunk Go For the next task First come, first served Slow down, slow down You didn’t take the liquor The liquor…
Slow down Xiaoqing You are here again The old guy is out of liquor again Yes, grandma These two ladies are all here to ask for liquor I came first Go away How dare you to touch my guy All right
How did they drink so much This Liang never knows to respect and protect ladies Grandma, just give us the wine No problem! I want some bird eggs I’ll take you out of the city and you fetch some from the trees for me
Then you can pass my test Xiaoqing Get me the liquor Yes Bird Egg Grandma, I’ll push you Don’t fight Go. Go. Go Go Release the hand Are you alright? Better yet? It seems good anywhere
And the cough stops Thank you doctor Call me miracle working doctor Fetch some hot water I’ll feel his pulse again Why me Then I’ll go You feel his pulse I… I’ll go Nongying, thanks Your cold has lasted for long
I got it when I was a kid Your cold will not be a big deal if you don’t touch the cold But from your impulse, you must have caught a cold I fell into the water before And you were poisoned before that Nonsense
The poison was still in your body and you caught a cold You… You are risking your life So I came to you By the way There’s something else I want you to help me I hope that you don’t mention my reoccurred cold
And being poisoned in front of that girl Why? The more she knows, the better she can take care of you Anyway It’s not bad I’ve had your medicine and I’m cured Alright You think this medicine can cure you You wish!
Follow this script Once a month and you have to keep drinking for three years Three years? You have to keep drinking for three years Then you will be dead What? No Doctor How can a medicine kill people Do you know
How serious is your disease now It’s lucky that you met me If it was another doctor, you will die within three months Even if it’s me I can only extend your life to three years Doctor Can I cure this disease fundamentally No
You didn’t cherish your body Now Now you are afraid of death Actually, there is a way But it’s no use to tell you Please tell me The medicine script I gave you has miracle effect because of the petals of the fire jade lilac
If you pull the whole plant out and boil the roots, it will cure your disease That’s it Why did you tell me there’s no use telling me Because I can’t sell it to you I’ve been looking for
The fire jade lilac for half of my life and only found one I won’t sell it no matter how much you pay me Doctor, where can I find the fire jade lilac Why are you so stupid If I know,
I will have more than one Alright I see Thanks Goodbye Hold on That girl seemed to be good at Kung Fu If you want this root, I’ll tell you one way But, I need you to do something for me What?
There’s a man called Leng Yongnian in Rong City He hid a treasure map of Shi Hongbo in his house You’re talking about the corrupt official Shi Hongbo Yes He’s as wealthy as the country Everyone wants his treasure map
I don’t care how you do it As long as you give me the treasure map, I will give you the root What do you think? How’s the pulse? Nothing serious Just take his medicine on time and I will recover Right?
Wash your feet more often It’s good for your health