【FULL】HAHAHAHAHA EP01 Part 1 | 哈哈哈哈哈 | iQIYI
[What’s that] How do we turn it off? [Ah] Come on. Let’s get upstairs. So noisy. It’s so bright now. So bright. The sun is shining. [Strong sunlight at 4 A.M.] So why did we sleep? I just don’t understand. Welcome to our first destination, Zhoushan. And you all got up early, so maybe you are still sleepy. Let’s sing a soothing song together, OK? Come on. Never afraid… I heard of but I have never seen the beautiful view in Zhoushan… Do you feel wide awake now? And we are going to make money soon. [Hahahahaha] You just popped your eyes out, you know it? Yes. I’m also sleepy. But I have no other choices. Anyway, I had a good sleep. And we are in Zhoushan now. Not a good sleep at all. So scary. Let me tell you. We haven’t started the official recording. But we have lost our energy and mind. We are not capable now. It’s OK. It doesn’t matter. [Not important] Then we can start to work now. Come on. You can put on your badge first. What’s this? Zero. Why is it zero? Of course. You haven’t made any money. [0 yuan] How did you put it on? Oh, my god. How could we survive with a person like this in our team? That’s really… He doesn’t even know how to pin a badge. But, which side should I… From here. See? Is it amazing? Why is it drooping? [0 yuan] [Worrying about the future] Now you can see every one of you has a badge. [5H Tour Group in Zhoushan Notice] Then you can find an odd job in Zhoushan. After you make money, hand in the money to your follow PD. [Income requirement: 200 yuan/person] You can get on the bus if each of you can make 200. You can get off to have a look first. Anyway… How should we get off? Where can we go? [Part-time Job 1KM] Wang, which side are you on? [Find a laborer nearby] I’m NPC, bro. [More teammates, more money] Do you want to become a player? No pain no gain. Don’t you want to make a big game today? Throw that flag. Don’t be a guide anymore. Then… Can I get any commission? [Hesitating] He hasn’t understood it. We make money together. Of course you will get. Make money together. Together. I can get a part of it? -Of course.
-We together. Everyone has a part. Your work won’t be in vain. Yes. Alright, then I can get two salaries. Right? Two salaries. [The guide joined] Come on. Welcome to our big family. Yeah. -Come on.
-Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. Go. “Lu Han”! Welcome to the land of Zhoushan. [4:30 A.M. Zhoushan Unknown pier] Chen He, watch your steps. Good morning. Welcome to Zhoushan. Only this? [Desolate] Where is it? I really don’t know anything. [No training before taking the job] You are a guide. Although I am a guide, I really know nothing here. There is a flag in your hand. And you took us to such a wilderness. Guide… You know what? He is just like this. Our guide has been like this after he got off. Boy, I think you have many questions. Bro, where should we go? [A “useless guide” indeed] I really… It started, guys. It started. Can we have some noodles first? Let’s go have some food first. [A good breakfast makes hard-working man] Where can we eat noodles? It’s not like there’s a place for noodles Can we take a cab and go? How could we be able to take a cab? I’ll pay. Hurry back to make money after eating. Efficiency. Efficiency is important. [Hahahaha] There is really a taxi. [Stop the car generously] What are you doing? How far is it to downtown? Which place do you mean downtown? The… The noodles restaurant downtown. We don’t know. The… What are you doing? Come on. Let’s go make money. We should make money in the seafood market. Yes, we should… -In the seafood market?
-Yes. Then why do we come out? For food! What are we doing? Sorry, sir. Where is the nearest breakfast bar? [Take the order carefully] I mean it. Trust me. Walking in the morning can wake you up. Actually it’s good to jog as well. Deng, it’s really your style. Yeah. My style. Life of an old man. “Duntou Community Ahead”. Community! I think we’re almost there. Light! Yes. I see light! Lin’s breakfast bar. But it’s steamed bun. Where are noodles? Do you have to eat noodles? Noodles are great. [Have specific requirement on food] Let’s ask them. [Lin’s Breakfast Bar] Do you have noodles? Steamed buns. Only buns? No noodles? How much is it? How much? Who are you? I’m no one. Just a passerby. [Warning] No. No. You’re Chen He! [Fine Warning] Once you’re called by your name, you will be charged one yuan. [Chen He: -1 yuan] Celebrities! Lu Han! He is Lu Han! [Lu Han] No. [Lu Han: -2 yuan] No? -We’re making an imitation show.
-Really? Yeah. We… Imitation show? Yes. Look. Our accents are different. Different. Come on. [You are really doing imitation show?] Let’s walk a little further. OK. Gosh. It doesn’t feel right. I think we will owe a billion after our work today. [Bad beginning] Noodles! It’s a noodles restaurant! [Yuzheng Noodles] Great. It doesn’t serve seafood noodles. [Meal standard continues to go up] Do you really have to have seafood noodles? Yes. Trust me. There will be. [Stewed noodles Fried dishes] What noodles do you have? He’nan stewed noodles. [Handmade dumplings] That’s also great! [Reluctant to leave] [Yuzheng Noodles] Trust me. Just hang in there. Alright. You have to stick to it if you want good food. You have to be firm in eating. Of course you can hang in there. You are fat. Your fat can satisfy your energy demand. Bro, I’m still growing. Our guide is almost worn out. I’m still growing up. Pan fired pork buns. Wonton. Right ahead. Come on. [Hang in there] Fried bread stick! [Chen He] [Chen He] Oh, no. So hard. [Chen He: -2 yuan] It’s so hard to find noodles. Where are noodles? [Chen He] Chen He! [Chen He: -1 yuan] I’m not. I’m not. [I can recognize you even if you become ashes] You know me even when I become ashes? [Shanxianzhuang] Shanxianzhuang! What is “Shanxianzhuang”? It’s Xianhezhuang! You don’t even remember the name of my restaurant! I think it’s here! Yes! Here! [Seafood noodles restaurant] This is great! [You have to stick to yourself on eating.] You have to be firm in eating. Let’s order one by one. [Fresh materials] [Big bowls as big as the sea] It’s a big bowl! Well, my three bros. Who will pay for my noodles? [Drift apart gradually] [Excuse my inability to treat you] Of course him. [Wealthy Super rich] Why do you guys suddenly ignore me? How much is a bowl of noodles? Depends on what you want. Cuttlefish, shrimps, chitterlings… [Lu Han’s order: Cuttlefish Shrimp Chitterlings Pickled cabbage Bamboo shoot Pork chop] And… Pickled cabbage and bamboo shoot. How much in total? And pork chop. One pork chop? Yes. 60 yuan in total. [60 yuan] 60? I don’t need that. 60? You made an order of 61 yuan? That’s so expensive. What if I only want chitterlings and cuttlefish? 35 in total. 35? No, wait. [35 yuan] What if only the pork chop? Here is it. You can let him choose for you according to how much you can afford. Yes. How much can you afford? 20. Can you help me to choose? 20? [Lu·No money·Han Meal: 20 yuan] Yeah. Only this? OK. This and noodles. OK. Please make a bowl of it for me. Then I still can’t have seafood! [Aggrieved] Life is so hard. What do customers usually order? [Deng·Chao Rich Ready to order] Just order what you like. Come on. So hungry. I don’t know how to order. [Deng·Chao Not know how to order] You just stick to it. Deng, just make the first step. Hurry up. Just do it. You can’t say you don’t know how to order. [I have a lot of money but I don’t know how to order] [Shrimp Duck blood Pork chop Chitterlings Cuttlefish] [What to eat] You’re so slow. Excuse me, I want… I want this. And duck blood, chitterlings, pork liver, and an egg. 47 in total. 47? [Chen He’s order: 47 yuan] OK. 47. I should have a good breakfast. [Poor man should also eat good] I think we two can order only one bowl of noodles. Then I want a same one as his. OK? [Chen He’s noodles Control + C] [Deng Chao’s noodles Control + V] And I need another bowl. [Humble free meal] You ordered so many things. You have an egg? Yes. You can tell him to give you an egg. You should have an egg for breakfast. How much is an egg? 2 yuan. [I don’t deserve it] Shrimp sauce. [It’s so happy to have a big meal] [I will also have this happiness] [I can’t have it but I can take a share] Don’t look at me like that. You can have some talks. He, can you finish it? Yes. Eating too much for breakfast is bad for health. [Just one spoon of it] I’m sure he can’t finish it. I think he can. [Cough Cough Cough] He has been coughing for long just to not share it with you. Can’t you tell? [I’m so naive] Thank you. [Same luxury breakfast is coming] Here. You first. Thank you, Chao. [Hands are shaking with excitement] You look really hungry. Really hungry. Take the egg. I want some of this. Have some more. You… I got an egg. Mine is just so-so. It looks so bland. [Difference between poor and rich] Can I try your chitterlings? Well, you can’t answer now. [Delicious] So great! [Delicious] What work should we do today? Sir. I mean it. If we do part-time job in your restaurant, how much can you pay us per person? Four thousand for one month. How much will it be per day? To pay you by days… From 150 to 200. [Almost forgot the business] That’s not enough. It’s not enough for us to pay for the debts. But we won’t pay for food here. [Noodle restaurant waiter Salary: 150-200 yuan/day] But I feel like there’s something more lucrative. Maybe we can earn more in there. If you can make a lot, then you can save a lot? Yes. Then we can eat something better. [Focus of foodies] I have a problem. I think we will owe a billion after our work today. Why do you owe 5 yuan now? [Assimilated into Chen He] Why do you owe 5 yuan now? Why? Chen He! [Chen He x1] You’re Chen He! [Chen He x2] Chen He! [Chen He x3] [Chen He x4] [Chen He x5] I’m not! Five people called my name? We haven’t started to work! We haven’t started. Here you go. [Owe 2 yuan] I owe 2 yuan. I think maybe some of your missions should be completed by me. [Find his own place] Maybe. Some places with crowds where you shouldn’t be recognized. Let’s go. [Empty Empty Empty] Pay the bill. OK. OK. I have paid. HAHAHAHAHA First Season Happy To Meet You [6 A.M. The day has broken] Let’s walk around. [A familiar back] Come on. Don’t shoot me. I’ll just wait here. [Huang Bo Chinese actor, director, singer] [Vice Chairman of China Film Association] But we should wear masks today. Yes. We are being so massive… Keep it low! Bo! This is Wang Mian. I’m the guide. Hello. You’re the guide? Yes. Are you sure you’re the guide? I’m not so sure. Not someone unlucky? Have you had breakfast? I haven’t. -Seafood noodles.
-We have just finished. It’s really delicious. So, what do you mean? But we have no money. I buy it myself, right? I can treat you. What do you mean by “can”? Why did you call me here? [Where is the promised meal] We called you here for the dinner! Tonight! Not the day! A feast! Look here! We have no money. [Want to leave But I can’t] We have a lot of people. Of course we can make a good feast. Think about it. Be careful. I knew it. I have told them on the way here that there are not many good people among my friends. You know? Trust me. You’re really something. Even the PD didn’t tell me what I should do. We don’t know either. Let me tell you. Every friend who comes here should make 200 yuan at least. Bo feels like being cheated. Then we can go to the next city. [Take the arm of friendship] Make 200 yuan? Yeah. I think it’s easy. You can’t use your fame. If others recognize you, you will lose as much as the times they call your name. My gosh. You have owed 5 yuan already? Even before the dawn. My gosh. Don’t let the passerby call your name, right? Yeah. What? [Recruitment information] Dockwalloper. [Now hiring Dockwalloper Prompt payment] Crabs binding worker. We can’t do this. Your hands will get hurt. Ice carrier looks… Ice carrier is good. You have to think about it. You want to make money, right? Which one can earn more? [Now hiring Crab binding female worker] Carriers. I think you can earn more by physical work. [Now hiring One ice carrier] Let’s go and see what jobs are available first. OK. [Investigate the job market] Let’s have a check. OK. I will go over there. You can go there. Bro, I’ll follow you. OK. Then we will go this way. Come on. [Two groups split up] We split up? Yes, two ways. [You have arrived in Zhoushan, known as the “Fish Storehouse of the East China Sea”.] [The largest production, processing and sales base of seafood in China.] Are they unloading over there? I think they might need helpers. Over there. Does the “dockwalloper” just now mean that? Chao, they might need dockwallopers. Do you need casual laborers? Are you hiring? Yes. Deliver the crabs with tricycle. Come on here. Should we do this? I don’t know. Sir, what’s the salary for this? [Apply for the job of crabs carrier] About 200 to 300 yuan. How long should we work? About 2 hours. 2 hours? [Crabs carrier Salary: 150 yuan/hour] 300 yuan? Please give me the gloves to try it. Have a try. [Try actively] Let me try the weight. Chao is good at this. He’ll never die of hunger. Can I do this alone? [Try the job difficulties by myself] You need strong waist for it. It needs strong waist. Right? Needs the power of waist. You should work smart. How to? Let me show you. Let me see. Move it here. [With the help of inertia] Slide it. See? Let it slide, right? Yes. OK. Let’s go to see other jobs? Let’s go. Here, the gloves. Come on. Let’s see other jobs. [Hahahahaha] I have an idea. I think carrying ice is good. [Target job Ice carrier] Carrying ice … Because it’s hot today. Yes. You can make the phone call first. Let me take a picture. Yes. You should take a picture of it. [More considerations, more ways] Hello? Hello? Sir. Are you hiring ice carriers? OK. Thank you. Where is the workplace? Face the sea and walk straight to the right? It’s the end of the road. We found the right direction. Yes. [Successfully set foot on the road of job hunting] You know what? We have started to work. But with Deng Chao’s temper, he must be still wasting time. He will keep asking and wasting his time. Really? Excuse me. Do you need casual workers? [Chao·Many questions] 100 yuan per day. Sir, do you need casual workers? [Any job?] Part-time job? We’re not hiring. They don’t need help. You’re delivering fish? How much do you get paid at a time? [How much?] 20 yuan. To where? Up there. [How far?] How much work do you do per day? [How about the workload?] How much money can you make? [Salary?] Is it far from your home? [Far from home?] How many kids do you have? [How many kids at home?] Do they work here as well? [Where do they work?] Keep asking questions. [Chao·Slow] [Now on the other side…] 50 yuan per hour. OK. OK. [Take up the job right away] Do you feel that [Visible cold air] the cold air suddenly rushed out? Oh, my god. [Business scope of ice plant] [Ice making, ice storage, ice crushing, ice delivery] Goodness. There are all ice cubes. [Manually move the stock ice to the exit] [Automatically transport through the outdoor conveyor belt] Look. They are in the air. Yes. This is so interesting. It’s my first time I saw this. [To the shredder for crushing] [Then sent to all businesses] [For seafood preservation] Watch out. It’s so slippery. Yes. It’s slippery. Look. I’m killing myself in shorts today. [We are different] The ice over there should be well arranged. I hit my leg. It really hurts. I was being so stupid. As a dancer and singer, I just came off the stage last night, and… and… [And… And… And… And…] and came here to do this job. [And came to do this job] Why on earth should I do this with you? This can give you happiness. Or, you know, you will still lie in bed for the whole day at home. I don’t think I always lie in bed at home. You know? This experience is unforgettable. He called me here from Nanjing for dinner. But now this is what I am doing. There are not many good guys among my friends. This show is called “HAHAHAHAHA: Happy to Meet You”. I thought it would be an easy show. But, as you know, in the context of the performance, it can be various. Maybe it could be a sneer. [Hahahahaha] Or a forced smile. [Hahahahaha] It’s a forced smile for you. But for the crew, it is a sneer or an evil smile. You know? [Hahahahaha] [Hahahahaha] [New batch of ice] [Wow] [Wow] Full automation. [Wow] [New round of sorting] [Quick promotion to skilled worker] If it keeps delivering here, that would be a lot. Yes. How many pieces will there be? About 3000. 3000! [3000 pieces] Let’s have a meeting. [Temporary Employment Deployment Meeting] We can make money separately first. OK. Then I will go unload the crabs. [Back to the start: Crab carrier] OK. What should we do? -You can go bind the crabs.
-That job? -OK. We can do the binding work.
-Right. OK. [Technical job: Crab binding] Let’s go. Bind the crabs. This is really a good job. Only one or two hours and you can earn 200 yuan. [The high-paying job on his mind] It feels so good to be here. In face of the rising sun, the freshest seafood has arrived. They are done? [The work is done] [Lost the job before started] Excuse me, which ship is still unloading crabs? That ship just arrived. Come on. They are still working. [Unloading] Are you still unloading? Hurry up. [Hurry up] Do you need a helper? You can’t do this job. [Refuse] I think I can be the one in the middle. Maybe. Hello. How much can you earn per day? About 400 yuan at most. For one day? But this may hurt your waist. Let me help you. Let me help you do this. Give me a hand. I mean it. I can help you for a while. Have a try. Slide it over there, right? [Isn’t this Deng Chao?] [Who called me?] [Where is Deng Chao?] Hello. Sun Honglei! [Sun Honglei] [Explain Not explain] [Be quick] [Forget it and keep on working] How am I doing? Not bad. Am I doing well? Yeah. Alright. Who is this? Oh, my god. Where is the boss? [Time to become a regular worker] The two of them. Sir! How much can I get paid for one hour? He is asking for salary. [The negotiation of salary starts] It depends on the number of the baskets. How much can I make for one hour? About 100 yuan an hour. Please give me some more. No way. [No raise is because I didn’t work hard] Come on. Sir, look. I’m faster than them. Please pay me some more. [Hurry up] Hurry up! Here. [Quickly Quickly] [Ask for the elder’s advice] 100 yuan. OK? This shipment is not so much. Even I can’t get 100 yuan. Sir. How is your business recently? Not so well. The fishermen have had huge loss. It’s been a lean year. It’s been a lean year of crabs. [Owner of the fishing-boat] A lean year? There is not so much output this year. So we came to help you promote it. Not so many crabs this year. And the price is high. But the fishermen can’t earn so much. We lost a lot in our business. Don’t shoot me. No. I’m shy. It’ll be fine. Everything will be fine. Come on. [Roll up the sleeves to work harder] Are you tired? A little. Alright. Alright. [A busload of hard work] My goodness. [The waist suffered a lot] [Second stop of transport: Crab binding market] That way. Let’s bind the crabs. [Arrive at the job site] Hello, do you need workers? We want a part-time job. A part-time job. [Busy] Where is the boss? [Boss No. 1] Over there? Excuse me, are you hiring? [Not hiring] Ask him. [Boss No. 2] Sir. Bro. Can we have a part-time job? Ask them. They… They don’t want us. She doesn’t need us. She does. We also have enough workers here. [Full complement] They just started. You can find a job there. Ask him. [Boss No. 3] You can work for him. Sir, then we can… [Not hiring] Ask her. [Boss No. 4] Is there any job we can do? Yes. You can start now. [Just send more resumes] How much per hour? From 35 to 40. [Crab binding worker Salary: 35 yuan/hour] Alright. Madam, 40 yuan per hour, OK? 45! [Try to raise the salary] Can there be a rise? I’m just kidding. What if she agrees? No way. 35 per hour, OK? You can have a try. [Apply for the job of crab binding worker successfully] Come on. You two can sit here to work. OK. Here. Come on. You’re Lu Han! If you call my name, I will lose money. -Pretend not to know him.
-Handsome. [Handsome boy] Let’s watch it first and learn. We should learn first. Put it over your two fingers and then pull it. So quick! Press it. [Press the claws inwards] And pull it long. The longer, the better. [Stretch the rubber band around and bind] Just like this. Just need to tie its two claws. Alright. I got it. [Real·Raw seafood] Come on. You are really… So naughty. [Disobedient] [Ouch] You’re so naughty. [So naughty] OK. Come on. Alright. So active. Alright. Come on. It’s OK. Come on, behave. Alright. Hey you! [How dare you] Behave! [Disobedient] You’re so naughty. [Too naughty] Alright. Good kid. Look, a crab does have strong strength. Yes. The smaller it is, the more strength it has. Be quick! You are binding so slowly! The main reason is the gloves don’t fit me. [The gloves took the blame] Yes. The crabs will be dead. Sorry. Be quick. And bind it well. OK! Bro. I’m sorry, bro. [Tight] Perfect! You didn’t bind it well. So tight. It will be dead. Three rounds are enough. OK. Hurry up. You are being so slow. I will fire you if you’re still so slow. Alright. If you work so slow and can’t make money, you can’t even get a wife. Alright. [Most afraid of the boss’s sudden concern] OK. Hurry up. Make it better. OK. Bind the crabs better, or I will fire you. [Notice Warning Warning of being fired Emergency] Alright. Work harder! How to bind it well? If one more leg is… Let me tell you. Look here. OK. Make the rubber band longer. [Let the elder show you how to do] And twine it. And another round. -OK.
-Right. The third round. OK. Pull it. Round its thorn. Here we go. Good. You made progress. Really? [Continuous hand-to-hand battle] Pull it. Twine it around the thorn. OK. [Stretch] [Twist] Don’t twist it! This? Don’t twist it! So stupid! How could you hit him? [So stupid] So stupid. I have mastered it. Look, even he mastered it. What do you mean by that? [Feel insulted] Why? Why can’t I master it? Even he learnt it. Got it. Look. One, two, three. [Skills acknowledged] Well done! I got the trick. Much better. Nailed it. Finally got the trick. You’re strangling the crab. [Happiness is transient] Is that OK? OK. Much better now. I just praised you. Don’t be too excited. You give us too much pressure. I’ve never done this before. Am I faster now? Yeah, good job. I’ll deduct your pay for poor work. No problem. Ma’am, you make us nervous. I don’t want you to strangle my crabs. I didn’t. And I won’t. I dropped the rubber bands. You see how he’s scared? I dropped the rubber bands. Ma’am, trust us. You can get on your work. Yeah. No need to watch us. Your gaze only makes me slow, I think. [Just let go] I’m picking up speed. I’m already a skilled hand. It’s… It’s aggressive. [Hahaha] Hey, you’d better be careful. I’m not kidding. Does it hurt? It hurts like hell. Are you bleeding? No, not bleeding. But it’s stinging. Seriously? [Hahaha] This seems tough. Its attack reaches far. This seems tough. I think it can even pinch me. [Expanded attack coverage] It has rather long claws. I’m gonna take the challenge. Good luck. What did I say? Does it hurt? It hurts like hell. Doesn’t it? Not bad. It got strength. Awesome. You’re dead. I won’t go easy on you. Why don’t you give it to me? I don’t think… I don’t think it’s gonna be nice to you. Hold on. Crab, you’re tough. Your finger must hurt a lot. Yeah. I was pinched twice. It can’t break my fingers with gloves on, right? Yes. Yes, it can. You could bleed. I think my fingers are bleeding. You need to squeeze the cut. [Concerned] Take a look. Take a look. Give it to me. It’s OK. I can finish with it. It’s OK if it’s bleeding. ‘Cause if it’s not, you need to squeeze it, otherwise, it could fester. Yeah. [Bruised] It’s bleeding. It’s not a problem, is it? It’s not poisonous. Yes, it is. It is. [Poisonous] That’s why you need to squeeze it hard. [Poison] I can’t. Squeeze it harder. [Squeeze it hard] Harder. [Harder] [Use your teeth] Use your teeth. My teeth? [Teeth] Yeah. Bite it hard. [Bite] I can’t rip it. Harder. Harder. Harder. Squeeze it. [The ladies are concerned] You need to squeeze it out. Bite it. Squeeze. Squeeze it, and you’ll be fine. I can’t. I can’t do it. I can’t break it. [Squeeze it hard] You need to squeeze the blood out. [A madam from next vendor shows her concern] Yeah. Use your teeth. [Harder Use your teeth] [Squeeze the blood out, otherwise it’ll fester tomorrow] [Squeeze it hard] [You need to squeeze the blood out] [Squeeze it, or it’ll be more painful tomorrow] [Harder Harder Come on] Or it’ll be infected. Harder. Harder. Bite it hard. Squeeze the blood out. Harder. [Rinse it in sea water] Yeah. Rinse it. [Then why advise me to bite it?] Rinse it in sea water. OK. Poor me. You know, it really hurts. Yeah, I know. It’s terrifying. It really hurts. Taste the hardship of our work. Yeah. We’re pinched countless times each day. We got cuts all over our hands. How many crabs do you usually bind each day? We bind hundreds of baskets each day. How many hours do you work each day? It’s not fixed each day. As long as there are crabs. It’s a toilsome work. If crabs come at night, we’ll need to get out of bed to work. At any time of the day, right? Yeah. Because the crabs don’t survive long. If it takes too long, the crabs will die. So we come to work, once we get a phone call. It’s a tough job. That’s a good one. Twenty more baskets, right? Thirteen loads. I need to go to the other side. It’s an exhausting job. It’s hard. In years of work, your waist gets sore. The work isn’t easy in the hold. If it weren’t for the show, I would never have a chance to come here. Yeah. In a summer holiday when I was little, my mom got me a part-time job. At a plant in my neighborhood. One of those welfare plants. It was quite the opposite with this ice-chest. Its roof was a tin sheet. -In summer, with the sun baking…
-It must be hot. I guess it could be 70 or 80 degrees (Celsius) inside. Goodness. I spent the holiday in that plant. Quite an experience. You know, I worked to get paid. It makes you happy. [The way you struggle for a living may look like a mess,] Yeah. [but it’s beautiful of you to work for it] [To all of you who are fighting for happiness] Let me transfer the wages to you. [Icehouse] Thank you, sir. This is our accountant. You’ve kept the ice-chest upstairs neat. Well done, both of you. We all like you so much. Thank you. [200 yuan received] [Work makes us happy] Thank you. When it’s convenient, we’ll come by to work for you. Another order. [Hello] Can we deliver this order for you? It’s free of charge. [Delivery out of goodwill] Do you know that song? Which song? ♫ With drums playing and gongs banging ♫ [Wages in hand Happiness in heart] ♫ I roll out my wheelbarrow to deliver goods ♫ ♫ The business is surprisingly good today ♫ Ma’am, [Crabs market] it’s finished. Go to the boss for wages. OK. You wanna check it? This isn’t right. I’ll deduct your pay for poor work. It’s not mine. I’m sure it’s not. Look, ma’am. This one died in your hand. -I bound it. It’s not one of theirs.
-Ma’am, look. [Kind-hearted lady offers to help] All my crabs are neatly bound. You’re great. Neat. It’s our fault. Just give them the wages. Thank you. It’s OK. [We’re colleagues. You’re welcome] How much can we get? Ten yuan for a basket. I’ll give you thirty yuan. How about thirty-five, ma’am? You’re clumsy. Thirty-five, please. Take it or beat it. You should pay me for the chance to learn it. [100 yuan] This one looks nice. [No touch] You’re slow. I can’t give you a hundred. Five more, please. Come on, ma’am. Let’s take a photo. They get forty. You can only have thirty, you know? [Money matters more than photo] OK. Fine. I’m being generous to pay you thirty. [+60 Yuan] Thank you, ma’am. Thank you. Yeah, go get another job. Thank you. Bye-bye. Thank you. [Lu Han: 60 yuan received for subduing the crabs] [Lu Han: Spread the good news] Hi, Chen He, we just made thirty. What about you? You made thirty? Yeah. Huang Bo and I each made a hundred. A hundred each? [Hahahahaha] Where are you? We’re at the icehouse. Why don’t you come? OK, I’ll see you there. I want to make a hundred, too. So, you still wanna to go to them? [Disbelief] I don’t think there’s much money in their work, you know. [Arrived at icehouse] Hi, Chen He. I made thirty. We both have a hundred. We were binding crabs. Crabs pinch. We wore rubber gloves. Your finger is bleeding? No, just a bruise. You’re pinched? It’s OK. [He’s really hurt] Tough crabs. They’re aggressive. You need amputation. [No Amputation] Yeah, and rabies vaccine. [Warning Rabies vaccine] You don’t know? It’s no kidding. It’s serious. It’s harmful to your body. Portunid is harmless. It’s OK. Don’t listen to them. He said I need amputation. -What a sham!
-He wore gloves. It isn’t even broken. Has Deng Chao made any money? [Daily concern for Old Deng] It’s done. [Alright. Full load] [Pull the steel bars away] Careful. His head. [Crab porter’s job completed] Sir, can I get my pay for carrying the crabs? Alright. I want to buy a few crabs. I’ll give you two baskets. Two baskets? Yeah. Oh, my god. [I can’t. I can’t] Let’s make a deal. Loan the two baskets of crabs to me at average wholesale price. [Propose a loan of crabs] We’ll sell them. [No, no, no] No. Miss. [The boss’s wife is here] We have so many workers here. Why don’t you have arm wrestling with them? If you win three of them, [Harder to get a loan] we’ll loan you the crabs. [Arm wrestling?] [This game…] [Is my thing] [Weak, poor, helpless] How could it be possible? [Can’t help you, man] Get the stronger ones. [Strong] How about my brother? [The boss kindly recommends his brother] You must be very strong. [Probing] No, I’m not. I don’t believe it. I’m as weak as the crab. OK. He’s way too strong. And it’s inconvenient here. I think I can do better on the other side. OK. Forget it. Switch sides. I think it feels right on this side. Yeah, it does. Look at the sizes of our wrists. We have different jobs. Man, what’s your name? [Cottoning up] I’m Zhu. Is that your surname? Mr. Zhu, give me some slack. [Cut me some slack] [Attack by surprise] -Man.
-It’s OK. It’s almost there. [Cut me some slack] Don’t take it serious. You… This… You’re the first… [Popping veins] Man. You’re good. [You’re good] [You’re good. Doing great] [You’re good. Doing great. Good. Good] You’re good. [You’re good. Doing great. Good. Good] [You’re good] You’re good. Game over. Do you wanna another round? I don’t think it’s necessary. Mr. Zhu, seriously. [Thank you] Huang Bo, Chen He, Lu Han. For all of you. Hey. [Who?] [Slugger is coming Warning] Come on. [The slugger on the sea poses a challenge] What should I call you? [Cottoning up] My surname is Zhang. [Come on, man] Come on. [Deng Chao Out] Come on. You know what? He’s professional. I will undoubtedly lose. In the last game, [Making excuses] my arm got a little… Come on. [The man is a quick temper] Quit the nonsense. Come on. What do you say? Just wrestle with me. Zhang, OK. You go first. I know it must be wrong position for me. Let’s switch sides. [A maestro of excuses] I quit then. Hey. Same hand. Are you ready? Our arms aren’t on the same level. Hey, relax. You need to relax. [Couldn’t be more relaxed] Zhang’s muscles… Let’s get it. What’s with the nonsense? Maybe I should… Maybe I should give Chen He a call. It’s getting dark, man. Come on. [Come on] Go. One, two… [A quick kill] One, two… [Hahahahaha] [Done] [It’s finished so soon] [Hahahahaha] [123 K.O] [Done. Hahahahaha 123 K.O] One, two, three? It didn’t even take three seconds. Not three seconds. No, just two seconds. Two seconds. There’s a radio? Yeah, we have radio. Wrestle arm with me. I got the wrong man. I shouldn’t have found my rival on the deck. I should choose someone in the cabin. [I have to take it by strategy] Miss? Sir, come on. I’m already exhausted. Left hand. I’ll use my right (left) hand. I don’t want to sprain my right hand. I can’t. [Glad to hear] Ready. I’m exhausted. At a moment like this, it’s all about luck. And a sharp eye. How about this man? Let’s test it. Come on. Test it. [Test game stars right away] [To win outweighs a man’s dignity] Next. OK, guys. The boat is about to sail out. Move your game down there. Sure. It’s sailing out. I’ll give you next time. Zhang, pleasure. See you. Thank you for the three seconds. You’re welcome. Hope we see each other again. I’ll treat you liquor next time. OK. See you next time. See you. Come on. Three, two, one, go. [So close to victory] Good. Hey, sir. Thank you for loaning us two baskets of crabs. I should call it start-up fund. [Hard-earned principal] Give me a hug. Sure. Come here. Now you have your hug. Can I get my pay for carrying the crabs? Can I friend you on WeChat? Let me scan your barcode ID, OK? Sure. Add me to your friends. No problem. Shake the phone? What does that mean? Which code is it? The QR code. Is this it? Let me scan your barcode. Crab Tycoon of Taizhou. [Taizhou Crabs King] Nice name. [200 yuan received] [Two baskets of crabs (principal)] Sir, how much does the crabs worth? How much do I need to make? -About two thousand.
-Two thousand. Per basket? [2,000 yuan per basket] Two baskets. [Sometimes it’s three thousand per basket] [It sells good] You wanna buy it? [Anyway, it’s expensive] You’re tough. Where are you? At the icehouse. I got two baskets of crabs. Let’s sell them. Deng Chao seems happy with his job. Nice. He got two baskets of crabs. [Nice] There’s a principal. They decide to loan the crabs to us. Let’s sell it in the market. We can make three thousand. Nice job. Let’s take a taxi to Donghe Market. OK. Let’s go. [This is a way to prosperity] [I’m soon to be a boss] Deng Chao is coming. Why don’t I go pick him up? Will it sell good? Yeah, like hot cakes. If the price we offer is low… They won’t even check the crabs. [All present] Sir, how much do you charge? I don’t mind. But I do. Name it. Usually, I charge thirty for this delivery. All right. Thirty it is. [Forget about the tips] Oh, my god. Do you know how much it takes for the taxi? It’s nothing compared with… The crabs are worth two thousand yuan. We can sell them at three thousand. Enough to cover our expenses. [Net profit 1,000 yuan] It’s good money. Hot cakes. Because crab output this year is low. We can sell them at three thousand. [Prosperous life is no longer a dream] Taxi. Sir, I have two baskets. I don’t want to turn you down. But they’ll make my trunk fishy and wet. OK, I’ll get another drive. We want to go to Donghe Market. And we have two baskets of crabs. To deliver a basket of crabs. Two… Well… Yeah. One basket for each of you. You can charge for the delivery. It’s OK. It’s not free. It’s OK. [For free] No. I’ll do you a favor. Get the basket here. OK. Then… [Got the drive for crabs] Deng Chao. OK. They agree to deliver it. Can they? Great. How much do they charge? They said it’s a favor. But I think we should pay them. Right? Then we’ll see you at the market. Donghe Market. How can we find you there? Can I have your phone number? We’ll see you at the entrance. OK. Can we ride with you? [30 yuan] Thirty yuan? No problem. [Got a hole in his pocket] It’s a little high. It’s OK. We’ll make thousands with the crabs. When we show up there, they’ll yell crazily about our names. [Foresee a deduction] Like you, mine is down to eight yuan. We’re too showy. I have seventeen. [We need to split up] Do you need a hand? Yeah. I’ll go with him. OK, go with him. Why don’t you go with them? We’ll see what else we can do. Then let’s get moving. We’ll go to the market now. OK? Good luck, buddies. See you later. [Men to sell crabs Men to make money] OK. It seems we don’t need to work till dusk. The rest of the day is at our disposal. [Big talk about happiness] We’ll have fun. Yeah. We’ll enjoy the beers. [Like last night] And seafood. [The enjoyment
Hic] [is close at hand] Deng Chao! Should we spend another thirty on the drive? Don’t you have faith in the crabs? You’re going to make three thousand with the two-thousand-yuan crabs. [We’ve got money] OK. Take it. Let’s go. [Split up] [Spend on taxi] Is this just ice? Yeah, with some salt. [Make money by carrying ice] [Spend on popsicles] Three yuan? I bought some popsicles. You just made thirty. Don’t lavish on it. As a matter of fact, they tricked me here last night. They promised me a feast. [Telling how he’s tricked here] Now I’m working to make money for them. This isn’t the way we show hospitality. Actually, we did lead you in trap. I should find some troubles for them. Right? Yeah. [Yeah] You agree? No. My head wasn’t straight just now. [Men to sell crabs] I stink. [You know the smell of crabs] You know it’s… a smell that’s new to the world. [Hahahahaha] [Poisonous Smell Warning] It stinks in an odd way. Not the usual body odor. [Hahahahaha] [Hahahahaha] [Arrived at Donghe Market] [The deliverymen are waiting at the entrance] How much? It’s for free. [For free] For free? We’d like to do the favor for you. I can’t allow it. [Insist to pay] You’ve done the service. It should be charged. [It’s a favor] Take it as a favor from us. I can’t. [I have to pay you] Come on. [It’s OK] It’s OK. Then let’s take a photo together, OK? [It’s OK] It’s OK. Let’s take a photo. It’s OK. [It’s OK] Come on. A photo. Good idea. [I like the idea] Let’s take a selfie. Closer. Where is your phone? Use your phone. Or you won’t get the photo. [A kind tip] Right. Right? Hey man. Closer. [Deng Chao: Thank you for delivering the crabs for us] Thank you. Thank you. Where should we sell the crabs? Hold on. Let me take a look. Right. [Where should we take them?] Right. Crabs. [Crabs] Yeah, they’re for sale. So? You wanna buy them? Yeah. [Yes] You want them? [I want to sell some to you] I want to sell some to you. You wanna sell some to me? That’s right. Ours are fresh. So are ours. No way. [No one’s crabs are fresher than mine] How much? Do you know how fresh they are? We just got them from the boat. [Boat Freshness certified] I carried them out of the boat’s hold. [Boat’s hold Freshness certified×2] Right. How many are still alive? All are alive. [Fresh] Let’s check it out. [Take them to my store] Take them to my store. If you want them, we can give you a discount. [Business intent reached] Follow me. Let’s go. Let’s take this one. Come on. They’re fresh, aren’t they? Yeah. Right? Very fresh. Ours are fresh. Let me check the crabs. Yeah, check it. It all depends on the crabs. You can trust us. We just… [Boat’s hold Freshness certified×3] We just got them from the boat. [Boat Freshness certified×4] They came to us for the two baskets of crabs. [Come to us] Yeah, you know? We didn’t even have a chance go in the market. Look. [Selected fat crabs] Nice. This is very nice. Isn’t it great? Nice crabs. I can see they make your mouth water. This is good stuff. Trust us. The ones with white shells… Right. You know what? … are the best. Yeah. It’s local crab. Only at Zhoushan. [Zhoushan Authentic product] Yeah. How much do you charge? [How much per kilo?] Do you have any idea how much you should charge for a kilo? I know a basket… You know how much a basket is worth. How much per kilo? Look, why don’t you give us a fair offer? It’s our first experience. Yeah. Fair and honest. Yeah, fair and honest. Forty-eight per kilo. [The buyer’s offer 48 yuan / kilo] [Is it an expensive price?] Take a look. There are female, male and dead ones. We should sort them out. And for the live crabs, [Attention Tip from retailer:] we sell at a higher price. [The crabs should be sorted out and sell at different prices,] You can’t sell dead crabs in the market. ‘Cause we dump the dead ones. [to minimize the losses.] [Good point] It’s a high price. How about fifty? A little more please. It’s also a favorable price for you. [The seller’s counter-offer 50 yuan / kilo] OK? OK, for your sake. Don’t. Don’t. Just pretend that you don’t know us. Don’t. Just for fresh crabs. The crab output this year is low. Yeah. The yield is low. And you had a typhoon days ago. Yeah. [Ma’am, buy it] We understand. They’re the best you can get. [Super fresh Buy me] From your look, ma’am, I can see that you like our crabs. Yeah, she does. Fifty, [No bargain] OK? OK, fifty. [Got a markup] Weigh them, please. Give me a hand. Let’s weigh them. No need. We’ll follow the fishing boat’s rules. Understood. Twenty-five kilos per basket. OK. OK. So it’s two thousand and five hundred. [2,500 yuan for two baskets] For two baskets? [3,000 yuan Price down 500 yuan] [Only 2,500 yuan] We can sell them at three thousand. OK? [OK?] Come on. [I’m OK] I’m OK with it. OK. [Deal] OK. OK. I’ll make the payment now. Yeah. Friend me on WeChat. Is it OK? [2,500 yuan received] Got it. Let’s go. Bye-bye. Thank you. How much is the crab? A hundred per kilo. A hundred per kilo? A hundred per kilo. [The difference between retailing and wholesaling] You know they sell crabs at a hundred per kilo? We made 50% less. [50%] 50%. We sold the crabs at an unfavorable price. [Happiness OFF] Fifty kilos at a price of fifty yuan. [Sadness ON] Two thousand and five hundred yuan. [Onlooker] And we lost two thousand and five hundred. [We should have chosen retailing] [Hahahahaha] You guys from Jiangxi are poor in business. [Hahahahaha So sad] Lu Han. Hello. Hi. Hi, Deng Chao. Something unexpected happened. [Red alert] What does that mean? Unexpected? I don’t know how to put it. Will you come back? Let’s talk about it. [What happened?] [Half an hour ago] I should find some troubles for them. Right? [Yeah] Yeah. You agree? No. My head wasn’t straight just now. I trust Deng Chao’s capability. He said he can make three thousand. You know? When I saw the hairtails and other seafood, I thought I should mail some home. It’s a courtesy, you know. It’s impolite not to mail some seafood home since we’re here. Right. Right? But you have no money. We’ll take loans. When he comes back with money, you know? [Can we do that?] [I… I… I..] I… He’ll make three thousand. It’s OK. You get a profit of one thousand. [One thousand yuan] The seafood only costs hundreds. [It’s just hundreds yuan] He’ll allow it. [Totally acceptable] Maybe. [He has a point] Right? I know a vendor up ahead. OK. Let’s go take a look. OK. We won’t spend much. Just seven or eight hundred. [Seven, eight hundred] Alright? I don’t know what to say. [Let me show you how good it is] I think it’s OK. This will be very delicious. Take a look. It’s fresh. Do you provide delivery? No problem. [Spending spree] More yellow croakers please. Just put them in the box. Yeah. [What are we doing here?] I’m a little lost here. We’re not making money, [Aren’t we supposed to make money?] but shopping. [I want to ask the same] Yeah, a whole box. Since we can’t stop him, let’s help him. Hey. [Join in the shopping spree] Huang Bo, have some more. Thanks. A few more. Huang Bo, more croakers. All in? [Empty box] You want all of them? How much? Four hundred and sixty. You can give me four hundred and fifty. Four hundred and fifty! So much? [I need to report this situation] Hi, Deng Chao. Something unexpected happened. Unexpected? [Something unexpected just happened] How did it go with your business? We sold the crabs. But at unfavorable price. [We’re so dead] How much profit did we get? Five hundred. The profit is only five hundred. Five hundred? Five hundred for two baskets. Huang Bo wants to mail some… [We need to keep it low] What? What does he want? Nothing. A little less please. I want three hundred yuan of seafood. [Cut costs] They don’t make much money. [Alright] We’ll see you at the market. Bye-bye. It’s just five hundred, right? Yeah, only five hundred. Then it’s improper to ask them to pay four hundred for me. I have manners. Yeah. A point. You have the address. Deng Chao will pay for it later, OK? Who is Deng Chao? Deng Chao is one of us. A worker. [Deng Chao, a worker] He’s with us. A worker. You’re leaving it here until he comes to pay for it, right? Yeah. We’re honest men. No worries. OK. I’m gonna weigh it. Do you wanna check it? I believe you. Three hundred yuan. Adequate in weigh, OK? Sure. Comparatively, I’m a kind man, aren’t I? Yeah. You are. Huang Bo, you wanna buy some from us? Do you want to buy some for your parents? Buy some. I have no money. [Poverty makes me calm] OK then. [Satisfied] Thanks, Deng Chao. Thanks, Chen He. I tried my best. On behalf of my mom. [Here comes the worker] They said something unexpected. Do we need to meet with them? Unexpected. [Here comes the hero of the unexpected] How did it go? Did you make some money? We have serious problem here. Huang Bo bought three hundred yuan of seafood. And? [Want to tell them] Three hundred. You could sell it? [But don’t know how] No, no. [Let me explain] Look, we’re in the largest seafood market on the country’s coastline. We’re doomed. The seafood here, compared with other cities, are sold at the lowest price. Yeah, right. Really. When we got here, it occurred to me that my mom likes yellow croakers. I heard you would make big money. You said yourself you could get a profit of a thousand for one basket, and you promised to treat me a feast, remember? You packed some seafood? No, listen. I had it mailed out. How much? Three hundred. We can afford it. I… Let’s do the math. Do a math. Let’s take a break. Do a math. Let’s do the math. Sir, give me a pen please. you made, in total, nine hundred and sixty. [Total Revenue 960 yuan] Not bad. That’s quite a lot. Then the expense. [Expense] Let’s see the numbers. Fifteen. Negative fifteen. Deng Chao, negative 32. You, negative twenty-nine. Negative ten. Now you can see the difference of our fame. You know. Huang Bo, negative 350, right? Not 350. 300. 300. The expense is… [Total expense: 40 yuan] 40. [Total expense: 69 yuan] 69. 99. [Total expense: 99 yuan] 101. [Total expense: 101 yuan] 111. [Total expense: 111 yuan] [Total expense: 411 yuan] 411. Oh, no. Not enough. I should’ve gone to carry ice. 549. [Remaining: 549 yuan] Did we earn 549? I thought you made a bundle. I still have 10 yuan. [More or less it is money] So do I. Look. You still have a chance. [A chance is coming! Is that real? Another chance!] We can go to sea before 12 o’clock. [See the hope of making up] Go fishing at sea? Fishing is 200 yuan. One chance to net fish. We’ve made two tests. We first netted… About 1,000 yuan. About 1,000 yuan. The least was 700 yuan. [700 yuan at least!] I’ll go. I’m a fisherman. I’ll go. [Let me do it] You paid so much money. You know. I have to say. You could net nothing. Should we bet on this? [What do you think?] Hey, guys. Please allow me to introduce myself. When I was a child, [Tell you my story] my family had a fishing boat in the courtyard. [An experienced fisherman] We repaired it there. [Tell you my story] I just played a role as the captain of a fishing boat. I experienced the life for a long time. I’m afraid you’d send them home after you get any. So much. [Hahahahaha] That’s too much. Go. Let’s go. Stop hesitating. Don’t waste time. Go. If we get too many fish, we can send some more home. Look. [It is exactly your style] Let’s go. OK. [5H Theater] [Set out for fishing] [An unknown fishing port in Zhoushan City] [A fleet of fishing vessels] [Ready for the treasure of the sea] [Members going to the sea] [The engine is roaring and hailing you] Hello. [Zhejiang Putuo Entertainment Fishing Vessel] Really. This ship is for tourists to fish. For tourists. Hey, guys. I still think it’s a trap. I believe it will be exhausting. Whether we need to work in the afternoon or not, it depends on how many fish we can net. All we need is 600. Right? 800. How come it’s 800 now? Are you one of the crew? A spy. You called me here. [Don’t you feel sorry for it] How come I am one of the crew? Here’s the thing. Let’s welcome Huang Bo. He arrived at 4 o’clock. He spent so much money. [Keep making debts] But the income… I earned 100 yuan. OK? [Earn 100 yuan] I earned 100 yuan. He sent home 300-yuan croakers. [Earn 100 yuan and spend 300 yuan] Hey. You earned 100 and spent 300. I asked him here to work, yet he spent 300 yuan of my money. Put on your life jackets, please. OK. Hello, sir. [Oh my gosh] [Speak carefully] No names. Don’t say our names. [No name or dock your wage] I know you guys. I don’t believe you. Don’t you? [Chen] No names. [Don’t call us] Call them one by one. No. No. [Noodles] Noodles. I don’t believe you know them. [Popsicle] Popsicle. Alright. [What’s wrong with you guys] Are you the captain? No. I’m in charge of the safety on the ship. Please tell the captain to take us somewhere with fish. Tell him. The weather is the best for days. [Good weather to go fishing] Good. The weather today is the best in the last month. Look. It’s our lucky day. More or less, it depends on your luck. [What] OK. Please sit and wait. OK. So we only have one shot. Who is good at swimming? Go down with the net. [Even the sailor is in panic] When the net is hoisted, get into the net and go up with the fish. Dive and tell the fishes. Guys, here. [Paradise Entrance here] Into the net. [My bro] Listen to me. We’ve spent 200 yuan. Give me another 200 yuan. I’m sure you’ll get something big. [I’m trying to help] You’re our teammate, aren’t you? I will not always be with you guys. That’s for sure. You want… I must earn some money. He wanna leave with some money. [To get rich?] [Stealing my business] It’s OK for me. [It is OK for me] All in. [ALL IN] [You mean 30 yuan?] All in? Oh, my god. What a word. Do it bit by bit. An you always say “all in”. [Lu Han’s balance: 39 RMB] You will be out. [OUT] Listen. It’s not about luck. We should use the fish finder. [The old fisherman’s experience] We should learn to use the fish finder. There is a special zone. [Why don’t we…] [Have a look at the deck] Where? I’m the captain. Hello. Are you the captain? Great. My wife likes you a lot. Your wife likes me? OK. Tell her I said thank you.. Let’s take a photo. Wait. I have something to learn about. Please sit. OK. Where is the fish finder? This is the fish finder. It’s kind of… Is it a fish finder? It’s a radar. Wait. It’s a radar, not fish finder. -Fish finer?
-We don’t have any fish finder. Don’t you? [Eyes are like bells] No, we don’t. How do you fish without a fish finder? It’s a fishing entertainment. [Entertainment fishing For fun only] Even small boats have that. No. No fish finder? So, you are experienced. I’m sure you’re familiar with this sea. Where is it more possible to get fish here? You can do it. [Already at a highly productive area] Can we? How much fish can we get by a net? Hundreds of kilograms. [We will be rich] Do it here then. Of course. I trust you. OK. Please sit. Wait. Look at his gold necklace. It’s so big. [Keep a low profile] It’s fake. I don’t know. So big it is. Can we have a look? Could you please show the necklace to us? Let us have a look. It’s amazing. I mean it. Have you ever seen a necklace like this? OK. Have a look. Gosh. I’m gonna show off to them. I’ll tell them the boss will give this gold necklace to me if we can’t get hundreds of kilograms of fish. [That is good] Good. If the fish we get are not worth this necklace, I won’t drop the net easily. Seriously. If a net of fish are worth this necklace, that will do. Good. [We will lose nothing anyway] Do you have confidence? Yes. Take a photo with me and I’ll be confident. My wife likes you so much. I’ll help you if we get fish. OK. Do this gesture. ‘Yeah’. Like this. Look. Do this. If no fish, give Chen He 200 yuan. OK. [200 yuan] [The earnings are guaranteed] The photo is the proof. It’s on the photo. You promised, 200 yuan. You promised. OK. [The whistle to drop the net] The net is down. Is it down? Is the net down? [A super long net] [The nest is all down] I’m nervous. [Hahahahaha] That bag is used to open the net. It goes down and spreads the net with the flow. Then the net is open. Look. [The angle is enlarging] It goes to both sides. [Hahahahaha] [Hahahahaha] Good. We can have seafood. Crabs. Whelks, maybe. Mantis shrimp. Zhoushan hairtail. Fresh and tender. I’m hungry. [Looking forward to the taste of seafood] It’s OK now. Let’s do it. Sir. Withdraw the net. Our fate is on this net. Come on. How much could it be? I don’t know. It depends on luck. Are you talking about luck now? It’s going up. Here we go. I see. [Will it be fully loaded?] It’s going up. I’m so excited. It’s 130 meters long. Little shrimps are shaken off. Are these not valuable? No, they are not. [Half of the net has been pulled back] Nothing? [Empty] [Seriously] [Empty] [Still empty] [Who said it’s highly productive?] It’s almost finished. It’s almost done. [The net is almost all pulled back] I think we may lose it. It’s a bit heavy. Here we go. [A high yield] About 100 kg? Not bad. Isn’t it good? 250 kg. About 200 kg. 200 kg? Congratulations. Awesome. I didn’t lie to you. Awesome. Wait! Bring me the gold necklace! [Fair business] [Doomed] They said we’d be doomed. [Hahahahaha] [Hahahahaha] Are you happy? About 200 kg. [#We will be rich! A fruitful fishing!!] See the big fish inside. I see croakers. [Little croakers] Jellyfish. [Jellyfish] [A gift of nature] And crabs. Look. Most of them are bummalo, though. Deng Chao. We can have bummalo as we want. [Whoo] [A huge eel] A big eel. Yeah. It’s so big. It’s incredible. How much is an eel like this? About 40 yuan per kg. [Eel Unit price: 40 yuan/kg Weight: about 7 kg] It’s about 7 kg. Hundreds of yuan. An eel is enough. [An eel will make both ends meet] [Director What?!] [The directors at the moment] About 200 kg. What does it mean? If it’s sold by kilogram, 20 times 150 kg, it’s about 6,000 yuan. [Worried] It’s lucky of them. Ups and downs in life. The show can’t be filmed like this. [Hahahahaha The end of this season] How about we kneel? I’ll get the baskets. You guys sort them out. OK. Crab. Huang Bo is like Fishing King. [Qingdao Fishing King] Put crabs in this basket. [Qingdao Fishing King instructs you to sort out fish] Throw little crabs back to the sea. [Get all young creatures back to the sea] Croakers. Little croakers. This is another kind of fish. And other kinds of fish behind. Is it cooked? It’s red shrimp. [Popularization of marine creatures by Fishing King] Is it cooked? Crab. Watch out the claws. It will hurt you. [Collect crabs with a tool] A fish inside. Chen He. Mantis shrimp. Just one. So many. Almost. We may rest for two days. [A box of croaker + niveatus An eel] Awesome. [Two boxes of swimming crabs A box of miichthys miiuy] My necklace. Necklace. Thank you so much. [Return ceremony Return to The captain Keeper Huang Bo] This is a medal for you. You know. Yeah. You win our respect by your strength. The gold necklace is returned to you. Say hello to your wife. OK. Thanks. She likes the three of you. The three of us? You said she only likes me. [Is love lessened] One box each. OK. It’s heavy. Let’s go. [At a steady pace] [With a good harvest] [Who else] Who else? There’s still too much to get here. About two or three tons. Three times more than these. [Two or three tons?] Two or three tons? Yes. About 20 eels like this. Too heavy to get here. Eel. You’ve never seen any like that. Hey. Hurry up. Being exposed to the sun, our fish will go bad. Sir, settle the account please. Is it an eel? An eel is about 400 yuan. 400 yuan? 440. OK. 440. [Gains from fishing of 5H tour group
Large eel: 440 RMB] And the miichthys miiuy. 5 kg. 16 yuan per kilogram. 80 yuan. OK. Swimming crabs. [Miichthys miiuy: 80 RMB] 10.5 kg. 80 yuan per kilogram. 840 yuan. [Swimming crabs: 840 RMB] These are the most expensive ones. 300 yuan. [Niveatus + croaker: 300 RMB] It’s OK. And a ton of bummalo. [1 ton] [Solemn statement There is still a half First half Second half] [And the second half is better than the first]