【ENG SUB】Consort Meng Arrives EP05 | Jin Chen / Jiro Wang / Liu Guanlin / Xia Yiyao | YOUKU
Oh My Cute Consort Come on! Small white, come on, come on! Hold them! Small white, you can do it! Come on, small white! Small white! Small white! Well. So amazing! Small white! Bite him! Peck him! Come on, peck him! Bite him! Come on small white! Keep going small white! You can do it small white! Keep going! Small white, I didn’t raise you for nothing! Come on, come on! Fighting! Quickly! Small white, stab it! Stab it! I really don’t understand.. A red haired chicken.. why are you called small white? Come on small white! It’s a name from the emperor. No matter what it is, he has to bear it. Stab him! Come on! Stab him! Small white, come on! The eighteenth round, like before, Small white wins! Small white won! Small white won! Well. Your Majesty really didn’t dote it for nothing. It really gave it everything! Consort Meng. What do you think? Do I.. look like I have any thoughts? I thought you’d praise small white. It really is better to see than to hear. Small white is a really fortunate chicken. It has the emperor’s favor. Even if it died, it’s worth it. Oh no.. Small white! Small white! Small white! Small white! Small white, what’s wrong? What happened to you? Wu Weiyong, go get the imperial physician! Now! Small white.. Small white.. Small white! Quickly! Small white, hang in there! Your Majesty. Liu Jinyan, quickly heal him! If you can’t then bring me your head! [Being an imperial physician is dangerous..] [any mistakes] [and it’s always killing my whole family, nine generations.] [Even for a chicken he wants my head.] [How can I pass these days..] Your Majesty, I’m an imperial physician.. not a veterinarian. Is it a beast? It’s poultry! Yes, poultry, poultry. Your Majesty.. a poultry or a beast.. I can’t. To put it that way.. he’s already dead. Your Majesty, forgive me. Well… Before small white died, what happened? He won the eighteenth round.. Then Consort Meng.. cursed him and he fell over.. No.. but this.. This really isn’t my fault.. Your Majesty, please investigate.. I’m innocent! You dare to laugh.. No.. People always say, it’s always right to have a smiling face. So.. I won’t hit. Thank you, Your Majesty! Guard! Here! Drag her away and chop her head off! Yes! Your Majesty, Consort Meng has fainted.. From fright? Your Majesty.. you want Consort Meng to die for a chicken.. If it was me, I’d faint too.. Oh no.. Small white isn’t an ordinary chicken! He’s Your Majesty’s beloved chicken. All of Your Majesty’s decisions are wise and perfect! I only scared her a little and she fainted.. Your Majesty.. do we still need to chop her head off? Find out the real reason of small white’s death. If you can’t find why.. I’ll chop you. Quickly, go find a beast doctor for Imperial physician Liu. Those two are really alike.. “Chicken Spirit” Small White – Episode 5 Did you guys hear? His Majesty’s beloved chicken died. It’s not called “die”. It’s Died of duty. So what now? Can we just braise it in soy sauce now? Or do we steam it in broth? Let’s steam it in broth. I’m getting pimples, I need to eat lightly. You guys don’t even know. That’s His Majesty’s most beloved pet. It’s status is higher than ours! After the chicken died, His Majesty became extremely cold. So cold and angry that you don’t even want to get close to him. Isn’t it just a fighting chicken? His Majesty is too dramatic. Seriously.. When the chickens were fighting, I was there. Once he won, everyone there was kissing up to His Majesty. If I had to say, anyone who serves his majesty, if you don’t have a strong heart you won’t be able to survive. What do you guys know? The main point isn’t the chicken. The main point is His Majesty lost his beloved chicken. He’s heartbroken. The concubines in the harem all want to go give him warmth. This giving warmth organization for His Majesty, the line for it is already to the next month. [If I go in I’ll for sure get yelled at. ] [Why don’t I just play the flute for him from here?] [To let His Majesty think that I’m grieving too..] [Under the grief we’ll let his chicken rest in peace.] [Maybe he’ll even be touched by that..] Stop playing! Stop playing! It sounds terrible! Consort Meng, I don’t even want to listen. Why would His Majesty want to? I say, Is this some research project? Are you trying to find out his majesty’s appreciation for the arts and his endurance? What kind of ears do you have? It sounds terrific! Oh no. I’ve heard about how Consort Meng and the other noble ladies are different. The Four Arts, to blow, bow, pluck and sing. All seems rushed and muddled. Today, seeing is really believing. What are you trying to say? The four arts that other noble ladies are good at, I can too. The music I made is an art style. Ordinary people don’t get it. Where aren’t there ordinary people? Consort Meng. Imperial Physician Liu. Eunuch Wu. Greetings to you two.. Is His Majesty okay? We are here to set his majesty’s concerns at ease. Then please, go in. You go, you go. I won’t be going in. My peaceful piece has been completed. I’ve already done my part. Wait, wait, wait. Consort Meng, His Majesty said. Both of you go in together. This.. Just don’t play anymore. Greetings to Your Majesty. Arise. Did you guys see who was playing the flute outside? Taking pleasure in other’s misfortune.. My heart is trying to cope with the disaster.. but hearing that flute.. the coping has collapsed. Exactly! Who played the flute? At this time they rub salt over your majesty’s wound, too disrespectful. Your Majesty, don’t be angry. Don’t worry about them. They’ll get their retribution. Your Majesty, that.. I found out the reason of small white’s death. Speak. After a night of careful examination, The preliminary determination is that small white has postpartum depression. You quack. He’s a male chicken. there’s no way he could get pregnant. Even postpartum depression? Postpartum depression.. Your Majesty, here is the thing. This small white, since it was born it’s had depression. He’s been depressed for 5 years. Now his suddenly death is a result of his depression not being cured. You know how to think.. What kind of thoughts are these? Who would believe you? I believe you, I believe you.. Small white was abandoned when he’s young. I adopted him and took care of him. It seems.. he still couldn’t forget the pain of his past. [Who would abandon a chicken?] [Are they crazy? You could eat it..] [Why abandon it? ] [Just prepare some recipes will be enough..] Put away that stupid expression of yours! You are for sure thinking They can eat it. Why would they abandon it? N-No! This consort wasn’t thinking anything! He’s not an ordinary chicken. He is my beloved chicken. Yes, yes, yes. Your Majesty is right. You.. Can you really understand my feelings? Too much! It’s as if I was there.. I really want to find a place to cry a little. Small white is too pitiful.. That’s good then. Then.. You give small white a proper burial. Me? You’d better bury him not too far from me but also not too close. I’ve been dreaming about small white a lot. His lively and adorable look.. Now.. He must resent me. In the dream, he chases me and pecks me. It makes me remind the happy moments with him. I must see the glory that he once brought me. I really don’t know what to do. You really think you could speak nonsense because you’re handsome. How could a chicken bring you a dream? Since you’re so understanding, I will entrust his burial to you. The burial has to be unique. It can be extravagant but can’t be reimbursed. Do as you see fit. A pattern. It’s all a pattern. You want to play me. Make me clean out all my money. You know that my allowance is already all cleaned out until next year. Now you just want to test my patience! What if I insist on testing it? Then I’ll just change my patience hehe.. How bad could it be.. Your Majesty, don’t be angry. I guarantee with my character, small white’s burial will be extravagant. Next time you guarantee, choose something more reliable. What are you laughing at? I will excuse myself now. Consort Meng! Your small white. Carefully bury him. Your Majesty, No one can be compared to you for tricky brains. Then.. I will excuse myself now. Restrain your grief.. Let’s bury him here. Bury him to the right of Di Bai. My Di Bai is a left-hand. Don’t block him. My ladies seem to be in a good mood. Are you guys going to make the courtyard of Spring Courtyard into cultivated land? Fuck off. Why so fierce? This is a new dish I created. Come try it. What is it? Does it taste bad? This dish is something shameful in my life. Imperial Chef Cai, how could you say that? So what you mean is.. the taste of this dish is okay? You could still swallow it if you forced yourself? My ladies still treat me alright. Old Cai, don’t get excited. What she means is that every dish you make is shameful.. Not just the dish today. Look, it’s all your fault. Ever since you helped him change his name, his whole person has been off. How could it be my fault? It’s just his life. Meng, the chicken is missing! Meng! The chicken is missing. Could it be that it didn’t die completely? It for sure died completely! See! I said this chicken was evil! Could it be that someone took it? How could that be! Everyone here is our own people! There hasn’t been anyone else. Cai Taixian! Cai Taixian! You dare to eat His Majesty’s beloved chicken, Small White! You don’t want to live anymore?! W-What are you talking about Consort Meng? On His Majesty’s request, we’re gonna give Small White a proper burial but now! But.. didn’t I just let you guys bag on me? I need some time to settle down a bit.. You- What did you just say was a result? The result is that when we went back to get Small White, he disappeared! At that time, you were the only outsider! You’re a suspect! Now I’ve caught you red-handed! What else you can say? Wait! Consort Meng, you can eat things randomly but you can’t say things randomly! This.. I killed this chicken myself this morning! What.. How could you think of me like that?! Am I that kind of person? Insulting me like that, you think that isn’t a problem? What problem is there? I’m an Imperial Chef. I have professional ethics inside! Y-You insult me like that.. I’ll cry for you to see! Why the hell are you crying?! A big, tall and chubby man like you crying is embarrassing do you know that?! I say that it’s not me but you insist that it’s me! This kind of decapitation crime you’d randomly place on me! You can’t do this! It’s too much.. Chef.. Chef.. She left. Already left? She left! Why are you still standing around? Oh god! Who is this? Finally someone who can make decisions. You! Come over here. Is she crazy? Quickly, come over here, come over here! Come over here. Meng’er. Listen closely. She said she is.. Small White! Small White! Is that name popular? Why is everyone using it? She is that chicken! Transformed into a spirit! Chicken spirit! Your brain is bad.. Is your eyesight bad too? That’s a person! I.. really like your daring sharp tongue. Your martial arts aren’t bad.. Young one, this isn’t martial arts. It’s magic. A ghost! What should we do?! I wished to become a deity but somehow I entered the palace. Entered the harem. Followed the emperor. Once you follow the emperor, who cares if he likes you or not? If you’re alive, you’re his. Once you’re dead, you’re his mascot. Isn’t this an Imperial drama? How did it turn into immortal martial arts? Right.. Confusing the audience.. the responsibility is huge. I-I’m scared.. WanWan, hold onto this. This thing has a ghost repelling form. It’s surely effective. You hold onto it. No matter what evil spirits are outside, they can’t enter your body. Xiao.. don’t you have amazing martial arts? Go out and fight for us. I already did! She threw a fireball at me! I am a chicken deity. how could you humans defeat me? I finally understand why His Majesty keeps getting nightmares. What are you guys talking about? N-N-No! Nothing! C-Chicken Deity.. W-We don’t have any debts to repay with you.. Why are you scaring us? Open the door. If I really wanted to harm you guys, would I stand out here talking to you? When she puts it that way.. it makes sense. Open it or not? Open it. It’s bright daylight outside.. How could she hurt us? I’m opening it.. Y-You.. what do you want to do? Make some friends. Now you believe my identity, right? If you still don’t believe me, I could use some magic to open your eyes. Okay! Okay! Oh my god.. why are you guys so far from me? You’re too wimpy. Come, come, come. Come over here and sit. Come closer to me. To be honest, his Majesty wants you to quickly rest in peace. I don’t want to rest in peace yet. I still want to see His Majesty. No! His Majesty’s emotions haven’t been stable recently.. If you just show up, you’ll scare him. What if he faints? It’s okay if he breakdown.. but it’s serious if he dies because of this. Right? In the past, I was only appeared as a pet. It was difficult to become a human. I just want to experience human love. I can’t even do that? It.. might not be.. worked.. His Majesty isn’t a fatuous ruler? A waste of my beauty. It seems I can’t be a femme fatale, a nation’s cursed consort. I’m the cursed consort okay. It seems that I can only stay in this small place with you guys. You can’t even compare this to his majesty’s chamber.. But I can only learn from my mistakes. A place to live, I can’t be too picky. I have to bravely accept it. She must’ve lived luxuriously in her chicken coop.. Then.. almighty chicken spirit.. you don’t plan to leave? Well.. it’s not that I won’t leave. It’s that you humans don’t offer good enough tributes. I can’t rise into heaven. I’m bound to life. You guys aren’t sincere to me. Offer tributes.. You rest for a bit.. We’re going to talk. Why are we all in one bedroom? You go sleep with her. No one’s stopping you. I’m not going! Why don’t.. Why don’t we offer more tributes? To invite a deity is easy but to send them off is not. We just make her disappear. I don’t even have enough to eat but I still have to pay tributes to her? I don’t want to. Be good. Once she left, we’ll be back to our calm lives. Whatever you want to eat, you can eat! Okay, okay. Go to sleep. Everyone sleep. It’s like this. We came to a conclusion last night. In order to get you where you’re supposed to be, we’re willing to pay tributes. Three incense sticks per day, food and fresh fruits, What do you think? Nothing. What I mean is.. it’s not enough. I want some precious items. Necklaces, Earrings, Bracelets, all of those work. More the better. Now I don’t quite understand.. Are you trying to go to heaven or rob us? Don’t get angry, relax. Well, chicken spirit. Don’t mind. Her temper is quite rough. Young one, my temper used to be rough too. My learn from my mistakes, It changed. If it’s that rough, it’s not good. You are wise in your teachings. You are quite understanding. I really admire it. It’s okay. Luxurious items can slowly be saved up. I’m not in a rush. But I have to remind you of one thing. I don’t have many good qualities but I’m good at holding grudges. Don’t play any tricks with me. We will surely try to be quick. [To send you off.] Where are you going? Almighty one.. It’s so late, why aren’t you sleeping? I am asking you where you’re going. I’m going to the toilet. Isn’t there a urn in the bedroom? It’s already full. Go go. Assassin.. someone- Don’t panic. So stupid, it’s surely not an assassin. His Majesty is correct! Don’t panic. It’s me. Not an assassin. Beloved consort, why the big greeting? But.. Consort Meng.. There’s a big door in the front, why did you climb the window? I have something urgent report to is Majesty. I was afraid someone would see. So that’s why I climbed in the window. Your Majesty, listen to me. That Small White- If you have something, hold it in. I’m playing chess, don’t ruin my mood. I can play! You can play? Let’s gamble on the chess game alright. Alright. If you win, I’ll listen to your nonsense. If you lose.. L-Lose then what? Lose then what? It’s hard to say. Once a big official played chess with His Majesty and it ended badly. What do you want to punish me with? A difficult chance to come by. The punishment must be something you don’t do normally, something you don’t want to do. Deal! This is your saying you can play! Stop acting pitiful. Cut the crap. Focus on the main point. Didn’t you tell me to bury Small White? Before I could bury.. that chicken turned into a spirit. Your Majesty, Don’t laugh like that. The laugh seems shady. It can bring out the insanity of a normal person that they’ve put away.. I’m scared. You said the chicken turned into a spirit.. Are you out of your mind? Do I need to ask your family to help you change and bathe? I need to burn thirty incenses to your ancestors and ask them to give you a brain when you reincarnate! I’m telling the truth! She knows magic! Come with me and have a look! Whether it’s a person, a ghost, or whatever, we need to figure out this! Even making up things, you’re bad at it. Worry more about your own brain! Okay! Where is it? At Spring Courtyard. I must be crazy to climb up here with you. Quiet.. Don’t let her hear. She’s powerful. How powerful? Even Mistress Xiao is afraid. A weak handsome man like you, if she takes a liking to you, you’re done here. What’s the ‘hmph’ for? I’m complimenting you. She’s come out. I remember she’s called Xiao Chunzi. But she said she’s called Small White.. Really? Oh right.. I remember now. Small White. You don’t even know the name. How do you remember your concubines? You can’t say that. There’s so many people in the palace. How could I remember everyone? But your women, you must remember one or two.. Don’t say that. What do you mean my women? I unintentionally saw her. She can carry four buckets of water without shaking. I admire her strength. I just praised her once, a really useful woman. Useful in what way? The dust in the Cold Palace is already three meters thick. Of course it’s to have her tidy up. Clean up the weeds. It’s said that powerful women often never have bad luck. Speaking now.. I think this was two years ago. This luck is not bad luck? You put her in the Cold Palace, had her pull weeds for two years and forgot about her. No wonder she came out to cause a scene. Since she wants to cause worry in others, I’ll go dish out her punishment. You don’t- This is definitely not me throwing myself in your arms.. I haven’t said anything and you already explained. Too heavy, eat less. Okay, you guys play on your own. Your Majesty. There’s one more thing.. Isn’t it enough? Don’t forget your punishment. I can’t run from it.. Speak. Small White wants money from us. She must want to leave the palace.. What you mean is.. you want get money from me so that let her leave the palace? Yes! How did you know? Don’t even think about it. Pay by yourself. Remember to eat less. Penny pincher. How deep.. Your ancestors must practice well. Your nerves are bigger than others. It’s the middle of the night, you’re not scared to see me? Still okay. I think you’re a good person. I’m a bad person. I don’t believe it. Even if you are, I’m not scared. Why? Because I’m not a good bird either. To be exact.. not a good chicken. Right. What I want is a bit much.. But I don’t have any other way.. I won’t let fate hold me down. I have to be brave. But even saying this much.. you probably don’t understand. Eventually I will. After talking with you for a bit.. My heart has been opened now. Since it opened now, then I’ll just be upfront. Meng. Meng! Did she leave? Did she leave? Did she leave? Already left. Finally she left. So scary. How poor could she be? She even took the vase on your table. Something’s not right.. I finally thought of what’s not right! His Majesty’s chicken is a fighting chicken.. Only a male chicken can be a fighting chicken! No matter if it’s a evil chicken spirit, just a chicken spirit or a chicken deity.. It should be a male! You guys think about it. Isn’t it right? Meng..this time you were too stupid. You didn’t even figure it out. I thought out of all of us, only your intelligence was high up there. You can’t say I’m stupid. This kind of situation is really unexpected. This kind of deception, is rarely happened every hundred years. Forget it. Take it as you learn from your mistakes. We learn from our mistakes but she’s take one mistake to get another mistake. My jewelry.. My jewelry! We are stupid chubby sheep. Not slaughtering.. Not slaughtering.. Everyone please be aware. There’s a criminal that escaped from prison. If you discover them, please call the palace security hotline at 0707007. Everyone please be aware. There’s a criminal that escaped from prison! Bao, what’s going on? Something big. The wall of the cold palace fell and we lost a person. Have you guys seen anyone suspicious? What do they look like? She is powerful and can do magic tricks. She used to call shots in the folk musical theater. Came into the palace to perform and caught the eye of His Majesty. Their heart and mind is higher than my hairline. Your Highnesses must be careful. They are extremely dangerous. Everyone please be aware. There’s a criminal that escaped from prison! If you discover them, please call the palace security hotline.. So it’s like that.. Even lied to us to pay tributes to help her ascend to immortality. To lie to that extent, she’s so talented.. We gave her all our precious treasures.. It was to hope for her safe escape? Be sure not to spill it or else we’ll become accomplices. Meng’er. What did you tribute her? I don’t have anything.. So my tribute to her was my most kind and sincere blessings.. Meng. Did you already know about this? So.. you purposely had us give out some money.. No.. I.. I didn’t think of anything like that. Xiao, get her! Don’t, don’t, don’t! Calm down! Calm down! Calm down! Coming! The dishes are all here! Let’s all drink! To celebrate our leader returning! Come on! Cheers everyone! Good wine. Quickly eat. Everyone eat! You guys quickly eat. Sister, why are you back? Didn’t His Majesty keep you in there? Because I realized that wasn’t my destination so I came back. It was easy to let you come back? I’m so smart. Of course I had some way. I acted out a scene.. Inside the palace, a couple nice people . They helped me. We’ve played along for so long.. I’m really trying to decide if I should help you or not. You like helping people? Yes. Helping people is my virtue. I’ve already investigated. You can do magic tricks. You performed in the palace and kept by the emperor. Since we’re already here, you’re right. It’s me. You want to escape so you find us to cover costs. I don’t have any other way. If it’s inconvenient then- No need to say anymore. With worldly possessions, we can exchange for your new life, It’s worth it. Then.. it’s all on me. Good! Good! What?! Why am I doing this kind of dirty chore?! I’m the daughter of noble descent! This punishment isn’t good? You let off a maid that could do magic tricks. I didn’t tell you to use a fire hula hoop. I’m very generous now. Clean all the chess pieces. No slacking. I’ll check in a bit.