【ENG SUB】 《My Amazing Boyfriend 2 我的奇妙男友2》EP21 Starring: Mike | Yu Shuxin【MangoTV Drama English】
In a relationship Xue Changan is just an accident We are not in the phase of Talking about getting married You only want to find yourself a retreat What There’re plenty of reasons to get married Only one reason not to Don’t want get married And I’m not a married-type guy
Xue Changan hasn’t been born yet The trouble he made is still unsolved Why mess things up again Sounds untenable But hard to repute I found your brain has evolved You’re having a good memory You know everything in the world But not very helpful when talking about relationships If I have a long life
And have my brain evolved And at the same time know what love is To manipulate people I’ll be evolving into a new species From super human What God So man is always flawless in someway That’s reasonable Hi hot girls, what do you think of my dress It’s not like going on a date
It’s like doing a performance at the grand theatre Too gaudy Wait for me There’s some problem with this guy, too Extremes meet All these rivets You’re gonna hurt your date Ugly, next A lot of women like lazy pretty guys They want to protect those guys Protect me from hurting That’s too informal
Like stray dogs Became a monster You wanna a horse with you Old school Your highness, please allow me To serve you today Like it British housekeeper style Although looking good But you’ll be regarded as a waiter Going to a restaurant like this I myself like it He’s going on a date
Not a classical dress-up party Get back I’m confused What do you want exactly I thought you want to break up with Ye Meixiao Right The third date is tomorrow I thought about it I’m not a pushover The last two times were lame I wanted to go back and bury myself
The third date is very important You have to lure her Make her fall in deep love with you Impress her With my gorgeous figure I’ll dump her After the fourth date Make her suffering for losing me That’s my pay back Fell deep in love Stupid and evil Good, it’s half past five
The driver should be here soon Morning, Bro Qiao Is the needlesick guy not here I thought he’s going to meet Ye Meixiao today Ye Meixiao, you’re playing with me You came at six last time Now it’s eight thirty Bro Qiao I think the needlesick guy is Looking forward to this
Don’t ring the bell at people’s door Call the police to arrest you Go away Your driver unexpectedly picked me up at nine The snack street opens at nine thirty The theme today is Food photography You dress like this Gorgeous, right It’s natural if you’re attracted It’s all my fault
It will suit more if we’re going to the concert Snack street, on the other hand I’m not sure Now it’s okay Then eat What do you wnat to eat Let’s start with Long Xusu Hi, can I have one of this Heart Wait This looks good, take a photo first
Let’s make a deal first, I can’t keep the photo I never want to keep your photo You take for me Clean away, clean away Clean away, clean away Clean away, clean away There’re several hand marks Bro Landlord, I’m done Honey What are you looking at Bro Qiao I will stick all around
With the sticky roller There won’t be a single hair left Why are you so high these days Has Tian Jingzhi raise your salary How is that possible There are two things of Miss Tian That nobody else could touch One is her man The other is her money Getting a girlfriend Is more exciting
Than these two Bro neighbor How many antique do you have A lot You want to count my wealth No Do you have any bottle that is super beautiful This big Suits to put in a study Yes Great Bro neighbour Sell me one, please No Who will call her boyfriend Bro neighbor Then what
Dear Qiao Mr Qiao Honey Ho Ney Ho Are you selling it or not No Your wealth will be my son’s in the future You’re too stingy To sell me a bottle Not for sale But I could give you My hand-me-down jewelry My house My antique Including me You could do whatever you want
All yours Are you high What’re you secretly Happy about these days No, I don’t want to tell No firing you Then move out No I’ll tell, I’ll tell Bro Qiao won’t understand The couple I like Are finally together I feel there will Be a happy ending soon
They do romantic things all the time I’m full of spiritual food The hero is tsundere He’s a sweet talker when awake The girl is violent She is shyer after getting in a relationship Utopia Utopia This is my utopia What is he talking about No idea It’s like joining some cult
Nerd’s world is hard to get By the way What do you want the antique for Why didn’t you smile I never smile in photos I don’t like to smile And like to cry No The nanny brought me to The hospital because of this when I was a kid
You parent were almost scared to death My parent never knew They were too busy Seldom at home and went on business trip all the time But nanny would take care of me Japanese language teacher, French language teacher Piano teacher would come, too You were poor in childhood That’s why you’re so needy
I thought you’re the needy one The first time I saw you I knew This guy wants to hang out with me Wants to talk to me Wants me to remember him Trying too hard to make me laugh He must feel lonely Are you fool We’re both adults
The only reason I want to make you laugh is to get you in the bed Without love Sex would be boring The mechanical collide of two bodies Body’s pleasure is short It only leaves boredom and weakness It’s still better than Nobody is around waking up Cold like a tomb
Men are weak when just waking up The moment when you open your eyes You found a stranger’s face next to you You don’t know who she is Or the color of her soul Or whether she will ask you for money to buy a purse At that time You would desperate To love
It’s not about alcohol Not about loneliness Not about money or position Only about loving you I don’t want love Love is instant I want true happiness Many drinks and many beautiful ladies Amazing music and all-night fun Little fool Something’s wrong Was I attacked It’s jumping faster
Is it a vase from the Song Dynasty Is there anything wrong The vase looks good But too new My uncle does antique business If you want to fool me with a fake one He’ll know it at the first sight Relax At grandpa’s seventieth birthday I must give him the best gift What
Will I humiliate myself As his grandson-in-law going to your home for the first time True Are you going, too You’re not planning to bring me home On my grandpa’s birthday My aunts, uncles, cousins All the relatives will all be there You’ll be the focus And need to take a Kungfu challenge
You won’t like it I won’t There will be a next time But the reason I want to meet my grandpa Is my mom My mom This is the first time You grandpa agreed to let Your parent go home And it’s a birthday party All the relatives will be there Moreover
The dad and the daughter will be the focus It will be awkward If I go I’ll be the biggest focus And to blur another focus Right Remove the awkwardness Decrease the risk of fighting But that’s my personal thought Now that you don’t agree I will pass I think it’s good
It’s a mature idea Sacrifice one to benefit the whole family Relax You will be fine Take it, kid Kid Do you want to see a magic What magic A magic that can turn the cake into what it was before Look carefully Close your eyes One, two, three The cake is back
Hold it tight this time Thank you, brother How are you? Still having a stomachache Stomachache is expected, Since you had so many different foods I already asked my driver to come Let’s call it an end Does it really hurt Will I waste the precious time during our date It’s about to rain
We can’t go to the place that we planned before But only one-third of the time Of the date today has passed What a pity Can you do a magic To remove my pain Sure Don’t take it the wrong way Seriously, my kiss can cure everything You’re letting go What are you looking at
The last but one date You should cherish I’ve lost all of you Give my hand to you Look at the weather you picked Eighteen rains a day When I was a kid I managed to go to the park It was also rainy How hard was it to go to the park
I wanted to go to the amusement part Wanted to eat hamburger, fries and other junk foods And roadside market It was hard for me as a kid I tried several times to sneak out of the house Nanny tried every way To lock me home But it made me an expert on escaping
Your nanny would turned into Holmes With a kid like you at home Would live a shorter life Yup Nanny had no other ways But to designed a secret code with me If there’s any bad guy Try to call home This code Can be only used in danger Never say the code randomly
Naive kid If you really met some bad guy There’s no time for you to call Right Not only did I not met the bad guy But I met a very very nice person When I was a kid I asked someone, desperatedly Is there anything harder than being a kid That guy answered Yes
Being an adult Now I get it What did you get Being a kid only needs to learn how to take You could cry for what you want Or stop eating food The adults will buy it for you But being an adult needs to learn how to accept In this world There’s something that
You won’t get even if you try your best Keeping awake Falling in love with Ye Meixiao What’s the difference between it and Being tied up and thrown into the sea That’s right It’s good to see the reality clearly I don’t belong to you I know But Yun Zhen I still believe It’s great
To meet you Something is really wrong Help