【ENG SUB】 《My Amazing Boyfriend 2 我的奇妙男友2》EP2 Starring: Mike | Yu Shuxin【MangoTV Drama English】
Why are you looking at me? You step on dog shit Who did this? Savage Xue Lingqiao Why are you here? I thought you left. Why’re you back again? Don’t ever come back if you dare I live here Wanna stay at Miss Tian’s house again? Free food, right? Do you know Because of you
Miss Tian suffers from lovesickness Go back Miss Tian He hurt you that much Why didn’t you let me Come here Keep your voice down Xue Yaoguai has a good pair of ears. Don’t let him hear you What are we escaping from? He’s in our face He bought the house across the street
He’s the owner He’s the man who moved in the other day Didn’t he buy the big house worth 200 million yuan? Why did he move here? Apparently for you Like a crow with a piece of meat on the tree You’re just like the fox Anxiously trying to get the meat underneath
He’s playing with you That’s not my concern now Right, we should worry more about your sickness We made an appointment with the shrink today Why I’m pregnant You’re what? Don’t let Xue Yaogui know Why We’ve already broken up Right, broken up Why does he live across the street then? The most dangerous place
Is the safest place Live across the street to the ex girlfriend Who would ever do things like that Wily Oh my god I thought I was in dream when I saw him I did so many embarassing things Are you too confused To tell the reality from dreams? What did you do?
Doesn’t hurt at all I’m really in a dream I didn’t see anything I didn’t see anything I didn’t see anything I didn’t see anything I didn’t see anything. I didn’t see anything I didn’t see anything I didn’t see anything. I didn’t see anything I didn’t see anything
I didn’t see anything. I didn’t see anything You’re awake. Are you hungry? Let me go Let me go, please Don’t ever come into my dream I’ve tried so hard to forget you Why are you still haunting me You want a tombstone, paper money or what? Why can’t I hear Xue Yaogui’s heartbeat
After I got pregnant? What the hell are these about I’ll make you breakfast first Hello Who is that Honey, it’s me, Wang Zhen What do you want? I’m missing you so much I want to see you right away Don’t call me again I’ve already told you I don’t know Xue Lingqiao
Don’t you want to know After you fell asleep yesterday What happened between your ex boyfriend and me? Thanks Honey Honey, why’re you so angry What happened yesterday night? What the hell do you know? Who are you I’ll tell you if you call me dad Ouch, ouch, ouch Get off me, get off me
Get off me I’ll let you go if you call me grandpa Grandpa Get off me Poor girl, Looking at you makes it hard to hit you The ability to compromise makes a man noble You’re two-hundred-years’ elder than me You could even call me forefather, let alone grandpa You’re also a mutant
Not only your kind But also your matchmaker How could you be so lucky if not me? And met Tian Jingzhi? I only wanted to Stop the van that carries the mummy Didn’t expect Tian Jingzhi to be so unlucky And hit by the van I don’t understand Tell it from the beginning
About half a year ago, I had a weird girlfriend Who was into mummies and stuff like that She has human organs in her study She heard that there’s a very special mummy In a private museum And the mummy was borrowed to do some research She forced me to go with her
I knew it at the first sight That you were only drained and asleep You thought about saving me then? Sure. But I didn’t have the chance I tried to save you during the transportation Thought it would be easier I even bought the blood Who knows that Tian JingZhi will be in the accident?
And saved you with his blood And started a story from then Why did you want to save me? We’re the same kind, of course we should help each other Why Tian Jingzhi then? Why do you keep your mouth so tight? Tell me, why me Hot, I like it
Can be hotter, if you want Fine To tell you the truth, I want to be a dad I’ll never get old or die, just like Xue Lingqiao Almost going to evolve into another species There becomes reproductive isolation I had so many girlfriends None of them have made me think
What to do if got pregnant accidently Although I don’t know why But, you could get pregnant How did you know? I’ve been following you for 3 months I sent you white roses everydayÿ춼Ͱõ Of course I know everything about you You told Xue Lingqiao About my pregnancy?
Are you kidding me? We two are rivals What if he doesn’t want to go if he knows Good I haven’t decided to have this back or not Why not? After this one, give me another I promise, I’ll regard them as my own kids I’m also rich
You could have as many babies as you want I promise you, after we’re together I’ll break up with the girls downstairs What do you want then Tell me, honey I want You stay away from me This won’t happen You So.. Sorry, sorry I didn’t do it on purpose So gullible
Told you I’ll never get old or die You have a good taste, honey I’ll take it as my Halloween costume this year You want express delivery Could you take a look And see if it’s your package? Yes, I received this. Look, here’s my signature Do you remember who send this package?
You want to look for the addresser? Look, here’s the address It’s fake Phone number? I called. It’s a public phone in the newsstand. Newsstand I remember a few days ago, there’s a lady Called me and asked me to take a package from the newsstand I don’t know if it’s relevant
Is there anything illegal? Shall we call the police? Turns out I’m the big trouble for Tian Jingzhi Hungry yet Let me cut you some meat Doctor Jiang Xue Aitian’s assistant Just called And cancelled the appointment today Okay. Got it Boss, I lost the job Tian Jingzhi seems not Need the shrink anymore
Li Ming Why’re you here? Tian Jingzhi isn’t at home? He drove his car out You still care for Miss Tian? I though you don’t need us? Feng Dongdong, wake up! She sleeps all the time You let her drive out alone If it happens again You go home and bite yourself Sorry, Bro Qiao
There won’t happen again Miss Tian insists going out I was Useless If drowsiness Don’t drive out alone Feng Dongdong worries about you He asked me to pick you up Thanks You’re welcome Why did you come back? And bought the house across the street I want to make something clear So I’m back
I thought The neighborhood is good Nice and quiet Easy to hide Have you made the thing clear? What? Not good Recently, the city police station received Three missing-woman report We will broadcast the information later If you have any relevant clue Please contact Officer Li Yanzhi At Hualong branch office Here
We kindly remind our audience Pay attention to anyone suspicious And ensure the safety of your life and property Officer Li Yanzhi, can I help you? Are you going to your grandpa’s this weekend Yes. My grandpa called you No, another guy Assistant Qiu The poker face called you for what Not him
The guy you cried to get married with In your high school What? He’s back? When He didn’ tell you Wants to give you a surprise Don’t sell me out Got it See you at grandpa’s this weekend No, I’ll pick you up Ok. See you at weekends Are you still close to Li Yanzhi
Sure We grew up together His grandpa and mine are good friends Even if we can’t be together He’s my most important little brother Then Who did you cry to marry to in high school? You had a fight with my Bro Qiao? When did he become your Bro Qiao I mean Xue Lingqiao
I don’t want to hear his name Neighbor, neighbor is fine, right? Right, neighbor Good What you think he came back for Hangs around nearby Like nothing happened And being cynic all the time Who does he think he is? No, I have to draw the line with him Is there anything wrong
Sorry, I was being offensive Shouldn’t have said too much That’s all right Haven’t visited my neighbors officially After moved in Here’s your gift But I haven’t prepared any gift Your safety is my best gift Tian Jingzhi, although I live next to you I’ll do my best not interfere with your life
Just considered me as a neighbor An ordinary friend, okay? Easy, easy Dongdong Am I a coward? No Everyone has his nemesis It’s unavoidable Even as strong as Sun Wukong He still can’t escape From Rulai’s hand Hello Excuse me Is anyone called Xue Aitian in this neighborhood? Hello, can I help you?
We can’t reveal Our proprietors’ information Someone wrote a wrong address For Xue Aitian’s fruit And sent to my house I know that the property management office often receive packages So I want to ask So it is May be the proprietor of Building 22 This name Was living opposite of my house
I just moved in, living in Building 23 No wonder they sent to the wrong address Turns out you guys are neighbors Okay. Bye Who is this Are you Xue Aitian I live in Building 23 opposite here You wrote the wrong address for the fruit delivery And it was in my house Sorry, thanks
You’re welcome You don’t know me You’re wearing the same clothes as me I Right, what a coincidence Is there anything else, Miss Xue? Nothing We’re neighbors, take care Okay, bye What a pervert Weirdos are everywhere What a quality of education It’s a little weird To give signed photos to neighbors How come
She gave the fruit back To me yesterday Of course I have to show my gratitude Plus, she copied my fashion style And pretended she didn’t know me Not many people are so polite right now Who knows that actresses Are private Send her my signed photos And bring some fruits Sincere enough, right? Okay
Hello What do you need? The guy lives next to me What’re you up to Should I report to you or what Bro Tell me Bro Qiao She’ll hit me if it’s wet Send photos Yesterday the fruit shop Got the wrong address The neighbor received the fruit and sent back
Miss Tian wants me to give her some photos as returns To express gratitude Since the address was wrong How did she know Tian Jingzhi lives next to her How should I know Ask her What Talk to her and ask her why she moves here What does she do Then chit chat
And tell me later Is coke okay? Sure. Thanks You have so many books Let me guess what you do You’re a scholar No I once opened a bookstore Later it’s closed down So you rent this apartment yourself? After my parents were gone They left me some apartments Then there’s a demolition
I bought the apartment and moved here The place is remote It’s inconvenient to go to work Not really. I work at home Wait, let me guess Work at home, work at home Web-writer, novel writer No, I play games Games I run a union in a videogame I sell equipment and game leveling
You also live across the street No, I’m just Miss Tian’s assistant Miss Tian Tian Jingzhi You met yesterday You sent back the fruit So Miss Tian asked me To thank you I thought the girl is called Xue Aitian That’s a fake name A fake name You really don’t know Tian Jingzhi
Who is Tian Jingzhi 360 Entertainment Reports news about Miss Tian everyday She’s very popular, how could you not know She said she doesn’t watch TV series And doesn’t know about entertainment industry What ancient era is she living in The guy lives next to us is from Ming Dynasty She’s from Han Dynasty
I need you to do something for me Now, right now I need you to tell her What a big star Her neighbor is Calm down, calm down, calm down Calm down. Miss Tian Being angry is not good for the baby Did you give it a think? What should you do No
If the belly gets bigger The guy lives next to us will figure out I’ll let you know if I decide Now what you should do is To find a good job for me Increase my exposure Make my neighbors know me But you can’t get jobs right now
Aren’t I in a good state right now? In fact I received a phone call yesterday Hi Hi The same again Bought it online Me too What size do you wear M Great. I won I wear S S is too short for me Talk to you later Hold on Yesterday I asked my assistant
To give you those videos, have you watched? I don’t have a disk reader And no drive in the computer Do you watch disks now? It’s convenient to download from online Buy a big hard drive It can take in a lot of stuff And save space at home Really I’m nostalgia
And I don’t really care About saving space I love my home being packed Feels enriched Got it, retro style I’m interested in this too Great I’m going out today We can have a chat later Talk to you later You neighbors all moved in Yeah What happened Don’t talk to me, leave me alone
Uncle Uncle Uncle Let me take a good look, long time no see Well Shocked by my beauty My little girl is always the most beautiful one Uncle, how long are you going to stay here this time Should be long enough Great You should take me out to have fun more often Sure
You didn’t have enough fun on that reality show? Grandpa Yan, you’re here Are you busy recently? Still the same, countless reports What’s wrong with you, old man? Make speeches every time you see me I won’t come next time if you do this again I didn’t Are you not having fun on the show?
My uncle is back I haven’t given away you yet Uncle, Grandpa climbed the mountain the other time His blood pressure Is so high that the vessels is gonna explode Even if it happens It would be because of those people on the net Those who said terrible things about my grand daughter Right
Of course Mr. Qiu Are we supposed to ask the lawyers To send letters And sue them Yes, miss As far as I’m concerned, it’s doable And there has been an agency won the lawsuit That sues the netizens Tell the lawyers Okay, right away Don’t go Poker face
You want to make me become those inviolable ladies All you have is bad idea Dad, Zhi should be hungry Let’s talk during the meal Yeah You should eat properly Yan seldom comes I’ll tell the kitchen to make something good Uncle Dear grandpa, have some soup Good girl. You need something from me?
Grandpa, I do this out of love I’m so sad you think this way Really nothing? A small thing Tell me about it Among the kids in my family Eighteen boys You’re the only girl You grandpa will agree everything You ask for Right. Grandpa treats Zhi best Go away Don’t say that It depends
If it’s grandpa, everything is easy Grandpa’s seventieth birthday Is in two months You see, my mom insisted on Marrying my dad back then It’s been thirty years since you broke up with her She was your beloved second daughter Who gave birth to Your beloved lovely grand daughter Can’t you forgive her An adult
Should pay for what she does She did, the invoice are here Useless Don’t mention it ever Fine What She has toothache in summer time Look at you Caring for her so much now What did she refuse the marriage? Grandpa, don’t say anymore I’m so regretted You should Otherwise
I would be an old grandpa now I think I need to tell you I’m pregnant Don’t think too much Because I live next to you We’ve already broken up You’re pregnant Not my fault Goodbye No, no It’s not Xue Yaoguai I, I I didn’t mean that I just think You should know this
About my pregnancy I’m going to be a dad I made the decision I won’t go I will shoulder the responsibility Stay for the baby If my identity is found out someday And caught by the scientist Don’t blame yourself It’s my decision None of your business It’s not what I meant
A girl comes to a guy and says she’s pregnant Doesn’t she want the guy to take the responsibility No I can’t say Dear, what can’t you say Is the doorbell broken No idea Just press it Will do next time Come down Are you a human decoration on my lamp
Do you think I want to be like this If it’s not because your neighbor ex-boyfriend Hit me every time I come You still dare to come I looked around, he’s not here Plus, I’m going to be a dad You look like a kid yourself How to be a dad
There are so many poor kids in the welfare house Adopt some, you’re rich Not welfare house Please, I’m an actress And an ordinary person You want me give a birth before get married Marry me If I could marry a monster I would marry Xue Lingqiao Sorry, not to look down on anybody
I’m just saying we’re different I already gave it a thought I can’t have this baby So don’t do this again Make Xue Lingqiao go away He’s stronger than me. I can’t He lives here I can’t chase after you He’s only a neighbor Have your heard anyone Who kicks a neighbor out? Xue Lingqiao
I have to go away through the window on the second floor See you later, honey Bro Neighbor Do you have persecutory delusion Suspect a female neighbor She asked at the management office Better be careful Remember, don’t leave Tian Jingzhi alone Got it I’ll ask. Don’t worry Shui Sheng, I’m back
If you feel lonely at home Could go to Miss Tian She’s so nice to you, don’t be afraid She will be sad I have worried before Will it be her weakness If I’m with her My identity will be Her obstacle Now it appears We have to deal with it Just got back Right
Still a tutor at the curator’s Yeah. He took good care of me Good Still awake? Already late Had too much sleep today Need to get some fresh air The thing you talk with me about I haven’t given you an answer We’re honored to have Mr. and Mrs. Lingzhi today
It’s ex Mr. and Mrs.Lingzhi We’re neighbors now But still close Okay Ex Mr. and Mrs. Lingzhi Before our interview We want to give you a small test I’ll ask a question You write your answers separately on a white board Okay What’s Tian Jingzhi’s favorite movie Is it “Fu Chun Shan Ju Tu”
Of course, she likes Liu Dehua Dreams about acting with him Why you didn’t write “Wu Jian Dao” You can’t get that movie You think those who look good are all good people My favorite is “Mr. and Mrs. Smiths” The wife in that movie Almost killed her husband Very funny Indeed Good. Interesting
Next question Listen What’s the most annoying thing about him or her Mr. Xue, please Appearance This time I feel Tian Jingzhi Looks different I like the girl before Let’s see Tian’s answer Age I could accept age difference before Less than ten years Now I’ve broaden my mind I could accept seventy years
It’s not okay if more than seventy Unacceptable Then Sorry, next question If you have a baby Who do you want him or her looks like Stop, stop