【ENG SUB】EP17: Chang Le and the third princess is too funny! 《Fake Princess 山寨小萌主》【MangoTV Drama】
Slow down The Third Princess Darling It’s too tall How to do that? How many do you want? Just one Wait for a while Not tall Slow down Not tall Take care Hurry up Girl
Do you also want the liquor? That tree Also just one drunk Let it pass It’s hard to satisfy me I just stop torturing you young people Fabulous Kung Fu! Good Girl Come here You’ve passed the test
Take it to the old guy Great Granny How about me? I’ve also made great efforts Why did she pass the test but not me? The eggs she put back are intact But yours One of them is broken
But I’ve tried my best to be cautious Of course I know it Having three cups of Liang Donggua’s liquor, no one can keep sober You’ll lose control of your body I know you’ve tried your best But one of the eggs is broken She
Didn’t break any of them I believe she must be very kind If you want to meet the Stealing Saint You must be of great kindness and integrity Otherwise if you ask him to serve the devil It’ll hurt his reputation What are you saying?
You’re awesome, my darling Now that you’ve passed the test Please follow me to meet my master I… I can’t walk now unless you carry me on your back Good I’ll leave then Your Highness Take care Do you wanna walk her back?
No My darling is here I’ll stay with you Let’s go Qing Tell your master not to drink too much I don’t wanna make liquor for him every day Yes, granny I’ll tell him Let’s go Master You have visitors
Hurry up, give me the liquor Would you please introduce us to the Stealing Saint? Fine As long as you do me a favor, I’ll introduce you What? But I thought we’ve passed all the tests Another one? Right Qing
What did you say to them? I said they can meet you after passing the test Now you’ve met my master That’s right You’ve met me After seeing me, I still have other tests You You… Alright, alright They… He… Alright, alright
You can start That’s right Listen Why’re they still not back Almost there Look out Come here Prince Where’s the Third Princess? She went to bed Asleep Where’s Brother Qin? He’s been mysterious recently Where did he go? But
What about your disease? What did the doctor say? I met a highly skilled doctor today He’s kind of weird But there’s a chance for me to recover Really? That’s great How about you? Is everything going well? Did you met the Stealing Saint?
Not yet But I think it’s soon The master of the Stealing Saint asked us to go to Leng Yongnian’s home and find the treasure map Shi Hongbo left Once we have that map He’ll take us to meet the Stealing Saint When we met him
We can beg him to rescue them That would be great Well It’s getting late Go to bed early Good Come here Go to bed early Follow me You You’ve known it? Why didn’t you tell the Prince
Our purpose of meeting the Stealing Saint is to help the Crown Princess’s friends Then the Prince will not be restricted by Liu Sheng That’s benefit to him Then what about you To help him, you may lose your life We’re not the same
He’s the future emperor He will govern the whole country In this country, there’re a lot of courtiers like me But there’s only one emperor But everyone’s equal in front of death Nongying Everyone comes to the world with his mission
And mine is to assist Li Che This is my destiny I never believe in destiny Come here Sit down Tell me Did I perform more awesome than the Third Princess? Of course you did Then who’s better, me or her? Of course you’re better
You’re my darling No one’s better than you Li Che Let me check Take off your clothes That’s improper Li Che Li Che Li Che Hi Here I am Let’s go inside first Good Li Che
Can we get along as we did before? Aiti Tell me what happened between us before? I can’t remember it very well Tell me Ali Aiti is the most beautiful girl in the world You like me the best Then does Aiti likes Li Che
Sure I do Just like you do to me Uh-huh? Let me close the door first Good She’s drunk She’s talking nonsense Don’t believe it I think she’s speaking the truth after drunk But Aiti Tell me more about our stories
What’re you doing here? Shh! Silent What’re you doing? Why are you here? That’s my question Where’re your clothes? Long story I’m afraid I can’t live through tonight Li Che I’m here You haven’t eaten anything today Hungry?
I ordered some delicious food Thank you, dear Li Che So hearty All your favorites Have a drumstick Li Che You’re so kind to me But you forget Drumsticks are the Crown Princess’s favorite Not mine Please stop imitating her
I visited other states with mother It’s normal that I met some princesses But we’re just friends You’re so charming Your friend even follows you to your home May I ask how many normal princess friends do you have? Let’s eat Ah! How many?
Lord Gongsun The Prince invited you Let’s go Your Highness Lord Gongsun has arrived You What’s up? Nothing Lord Gongsun Do we take the history annals with us? No But I can recite all the content recorded
I’ve heard long before that Lord Gongsun have an extraordinary retentive memory Now I can witness by myself Let me ask you How many states did Empress Shen and the Prince visited? Two or three Two or three Right? According to records,
Empress Shen and the Prince visited ten states in total It took two years Two or three Then how many princesses in those states are in similar age of our Prince? Not many Most states only have princes When I was a kid,
I only play with princes Prince Wrong memory According to records, in those states you visited, there’re eighteen princesses that are in similar age of our Prince There’re only five princes That’s definitely inverse I never memorize wrongly I can even write down
The names of those princesses and princes Let me prove it Don’t, please We should believe Lord Gongsun It must be eighteen Right? It hurts Please stop Please Brother Qin What’s the result? The Leng family does have a treasure map
It’s said that the map is from the corrupt official Shi Hongbo in the previous dynasty It is said that he put the map inside a box Their treasure map Why don’t they find it themselves Well I’m not clear about that
People came to find the map in an endless stream But no one has found it If it’s fake, then people will soon lose interest They could disappoint the people who came here That couldn’t be a simple place Next time we go there
We must be more careful It’s getting late Let’s go to bed early today Conserve strength and store up energy Tomorrow we’ll go to the Leng’s mansion Hurry up How about you? Of course I’ll go with you Eighteen, eighteen What happened
Between you and the Crown Princess? You don’t understand? It’s all your fault Never mind What about your disease After eating Doctor Xue’s medicine, I feel much better This time we came to Rong City If your disease can been healed,
That would be a great weight off my mind Tomorrow we go to the Leng’s mansion and find the treasure map Then we can ask the Stealing Saint to rescue Changle’s friends After that, Liu Sheng will have nothing to threaten me
We don’t have to be afraid anymore With the help from Changle and Nongying Soon we’ll defeat Liu Sheng Che’er You can be the emperor I’ll feel relieved Then You’ll be my prime minister You’re so talented
It’s a pity if you don’t serve the people I’m waiting for that day I’m afraid I can’t live to that day Prince Shh! Give her a surprise She went visiting the Third Princess Have it, you’ll feel better Ah You’re giving her liquor?
It’s too dangerous Just leave her here for a rest You care about her so much These are the desserts the Prince prepared for you It’s sweat I’ll go with Gongsun Mo to see the doctor today Since you have Brother Qin with you
I’ll not go with you It’s fine However What’s going on with you and Gongsun Mo? Just eat it Did Gongsun Mo tease her? No idea Excuse me, Your Highness Prince and Crown Princess Qin’s not in his room
There’s only one letter left Do you think Qin’s been mysterious since we arrived Rong City? Where did he go? Shall we look for him? Forget it It’s more important to go to the Leng’s mansion It must be here So shabby!
They don’t look for the treasure? Filthy lucre is not what a gentleman should pursue Maybe the master of this family is a gentleman who sees money as garbage Is he silly? Please Please Come in, please Please take a rest in this room
The master will come here soon Good Excuse me Are you Leng Yongnian? Yes, it’s me What do you want from me? We heard that you have a box with Shi Hongbo’s treasure map in it We come here specially for that
How can we get it from you? We can satisfy any of your requirements I’m sorry I don’t have the treasure map you mentioned Maybe you can look around elsewhere In this case, I’ll tell you the truth I’m the Crown Prince
And this is the Crown Princess No matter what requirements you have, I must get that map today Crown Prince Crown Princess I was impolite Please come over here Your title’s useful Take your medicine This one first What’s this? Loquat candy
To ease your cough The medicine won’t be bitter after eating the candy I know your idea Listen The Fire-jade Lilac is a treasure If he doesn’t want to give you, you can’t rob it Okay Here you are Drink it
That’s not what a gentleman should do I’ll not leave you today My eyes are on you Please Look at this Leng Yongnian What do you want? Many people came here for the treasure map Some pretended they are princes and princesses
But you’re the first one who pretend to be the Crown Prince and Crown Princess Now that you’re here, stay here for more days Hold on You’re not Leng Yongnian Where is he? Why do you say I’m not Leng Yongnian That painting was drawn
By Leng Yongnian thirty years ago He was forty years old then Therefore he should be seventy now How about you? You come here for the treasure map Fine Let’s cooperate If we find it, I’ll give you thirty percent of the treasure
I guess you’ve looked around in this room The table has been moved But you haven’t found it Let’s cooperate I’ll give you a half after finding it I can’t give you more A half? But I don’t want it Then what do you want?
I can help you You? Yes, me But What…? How did you unlock it? I can do this since I’m ten Basic practice Do you wanna cooperate? Tell me Who are you? I am Leng Yongnian’s son Leng Zhengxing
You act as your father Then where’s your father? Where’s my father? Where’s him? He’s disappeared for several days There’s a secret chamber Maybe he’s in that chamber A chamber in your house, then you can go there Only my father knows
Where the chamber is Then where’s the treasure map? It’s in the box That box is kept by my father I have not even seen it before So except for your father, no one knows where’s the box? Then
I help you to find your father and you help us to find the box No, thanks I don’t bother you to find my father I just want the money he hides Clever Let’s go Unlock me Let’s go Someone’s robing medicine!
Come here! Someone’s robing medicine! The Fire-jade Lilac! Beat her! Excuse me Hold on The root of the lilac has Yin hairs and Yang hairs The yang hair can heal cold diseases But if you use the yin hair by mistake You’ll kill
That gentleman Nongying just wants to save life Robing is a helpless action If you can tell me, how to use this lilac, I will sacrifice my life to you Forget it This is too precious Don’t spoil it Give it to me
I’ll help you This is special That’s not worth mentioning My father likes this kind of stuff Look They’re everywhere Stop looking around here No one’s that stupid to hide the triggers in the living room Trust me Let’s look around elsewhere Let’s go
Usually, the most dangerous place is the safest If I want to hide, I’ll hide in the least possible place Just stop it It’s just a decoration Decoration that can be rotated? What’s on it? I’ve rotated it several hundred times Just decoration
The letters on it are designs Found it Let me see if I can enter it It doesn’t work I’ve tried hundreds of times I’ve been playing it since I was a kid It never works Silent Just watch Three Metal with two
Three Metal with two Fire Rotate anti-clockwise twice Water meets the Wood Li Che Rotate anti-clockwise for four rounds and then clockwise for one and a half Divide the Water, Fire and Earth Rotate clockwise for one round And I rotate anti-clockwise
Metal, Wood and Fire You rotate anti-clockwise for three rounds Then I clockwise for one What? If you don’t know the method, it wouldn’t work even for thousands of times Steward Yes Fetch me a torch Yes, sir Give it to me
It may be dangerous I’ll go first You can hide behind me Perhaps the money’s inside it I’ll go Why are there so many keyholes on it This is an All-direction Bless Lock Can you unlock it? Piece of cake Qian the second
Xin the third Chou the first Open It doesn’t work That’s weird How about… We use other methods I see This is an improved version Chou the first Xin the third Qian the second Open Daddy Daddy Daddy
Daddy What happened to you? Daddy Slow down Daddy Slow down Daddy Take it slowly I want salt baked chicken wings Chicken wings No problem, daddy Wait a second I’ll let cook make it right now Daddy Wait a second
What’s this? You’ll see Sulfur Stop it