【FULL】Lovely Swords Girl E02 | 恋恋江湖 | Jiang Zhen Yu 姜贞羽，Yang Shi Ze 杨仕泽，Yu He 何与 | iQiyi
Lovely Swords Girl Come on. To be a man is to do good things, isn’t it? Yes, one good turn deserves another. I can even make a match for this fool. What’s more, it’s also a great achievement in my matchmaking career. Since Shengyou got married,
My bad habit of getting up in the night to urinate has been gone. I’m so refreshed. Shengyou is out of mind this time. As a lunatic and a fool, -they are a perfect a match. -That’s right. Bamboo No. 8. What if Yuanxiu can’t stand it and runs back furtively?
Then send him some anti-runaway spray and oral liquid of anti-divorce letter. That’s right. Send some pretty yet ferocious girls to compete with her. Given his character, we can do whatever we want. The breeze blows now and then. I don’t think it is possible for that woman
To come back to Holy Medicine Sect this life. Let’s make our sister-in-law willing to and voluntarily transform herself to match our eldest brother as soon as possible. Episode 2 One Hundred Ways to Escape Marriage Unsuccessfully First move, pretend to cut the wrist. The blood flashes and flows like stream.
It expends vigor and energy and it is easy to see it through quickly. Yu’er. Pass. Second move, set fire. The advantage is that it can quickly cause the crowd to watch and the colorful and flaming effect. Pass. Third move, pretend to drink poison. The advantage is that it can give full play to
Feign Death Skill of Holy Medicine Sect, with which the practitioner can rest normally without breath and heartbeat. The disadvantage is that I haven’t practiced yet. It’s possible that I’m suffocating and nobody finds out. Pass. Fourth move, pretend to jump from the cliff. It is too risky. Pass.
I’m just going to murder my husband in front of them so that they will allow me to get a divorce. Yu’er, you need to find a place to hide. Don’t let them see you, but you need to see me. In case something happens to me, you need to protect me.
We’ll act as soon as they arrive. OK, lady. I’m a pretty, healthy-looking and vivacious girl with good skin in my young age. I can never spend my whole life with a fool for no reason at all. I must turn despair into hope, and use my superior intelligence to scare them to death
And make them kneel down and beg me to break off the engagement on the spot. Yuanxia. Sister-in-law. Sister-in-law, standing high, you can look afar. How is the view in the Gong family? Enjoy it. Gong Yuanhan, you bastard. Do you think I dare not die? I’m going to die right now.
I’m going to make you repent. Second Young Master, Third Young Master. Keep an eye on her. Don’t let her really die. Madam, no. No. What are you doing? No. Eldest Young Lady, why did you do that? I’m Miss Yu. Miss Yu, why did you do that?
I don’t know whether I should tell you something. Don’t tell me. It’s a matter of life and death. I must tell you. Go ahead. I want to tell you in fact, Eldest Young Master’s disease is not incurable. I have a folk prescription. That’s what you try to say?
If you did have a folk prescription, he would have driven the Chan master crazy. If you knew what to do, you would have told your boss before long. You didn’t need to tell me. You don’t know it. There are some secrets in it. Stop sighing. I’m not interested in that fool’s illness now.
I have a deep understanding after this disaster. Life in the world is like living among thorns. If your heart doesn’t move, you don’t move. If you don’t move, you won’t hurt. If you don’t hurt, you won’t be painful. If your heart moves, your heart will hurt and your bones will hurt.
No, Miss Yu, I’m uneducated. What are you talking about? Life is short. Life and death are in a moment. I will cherish time and use the flame of my living hell to murder my husband. Honey, it’s almost dawn. Get up and practice martial arts. What time is it now? I won’t practice it.
My mom said that I’ll be with you no matter what I do in the future, so as to cultivate feelings. Your mom didn’t ask me to practice with you. But my mom said you will practice with me. Your mom. Your mom. You only listen to your mom. Have you heard of
The three obediences and the four virtues for men? Honey, what are the three obediences and the four virtues? Three obediences mean you should obey your mom before marriage, obey your wife after marriage and commit suicide after the death of your wife. Four virtues mean you can’t say no to,
Scold and annoy your wife. Now you married me. You have to listen to me all the time, you know? Yes. I should obey my mom before marriage, obey my wife after marriage and commit suicide after the death of my wife. Honey, look. I wrote it down.
You can accompany me to practice martial arts, huh? What’s more, use another phrase. I’m going to murder my husband. I’m chivalric, specifically. I care the world and remove the evils from the people, generally. People should eulogize my virtues and achievements and I will leave a good name forever. Lady, you’re really talkative
And I’m confused. Think about it. If I divorce him, Madame Gong will get him another wife. Another good woman will be harmed. Whose parents would like to marry their own daughter to a fool? But master was willing to. Shengyou, children’s marriages should be arranged by parents and matchmakers.
I’ve chosen the Gong family for you. No way. My dad absolutely didn’t know Gong Yuanxiu was a fool. Am I right? My dad must have been cheated by the Gong family, just like they organized a group to cheat me. My dad loves me the most. I’m almost heart-broken.
That’s right. Master loves you the most. If my mom were here, she would support me in killing them all. No, if my mother were here, she would never let me marry a fool. They’re wrong to bully a motherless child like me. Wait a second. Eldest Young Lady. Eldest Young Lady.
Is this for Eldest Young Master? What is this? Knockout drops. Well. Honey. Eldest Young Lady. Eldest Young Lady. Honey. Are you thirsty? Yes. Eldest Young Lady. Drink it. Eldest Young Master, no. Eldest Young Master. Thank you, honey. Eldest Young Master. Are you okay? Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Fall.
Come over. Come over. Come over. Come over. Come over. Come over. Eldest Young Master. Eldest Young Master. Eldest Young Master. Eldest Young Master. Eldest Young Master. Eldest Young Master, are you okay? Eldest Young Master. Eldest Young Master, wake up. Eldest Young Master. Eldest Young Master, are you okay? Wake up.
Eldest Young Master. Eldest Young Master, wake up. Eldest Young Master. Eldest Young Lady. Eldest, Eldest Young Lady. I’m going to murder my husband. Eldest Young Master. Eldest Young Master, are you okay? Eldest Young Master wakes up. Eldest Young Master, are you okay? Eldest Young Master. Where is my wife? Over there.
Honey, is there fun? I see you. Don’t hide. I see you. Have a look. The Gong family coaxed me into marriage. I’m going to murder my husband. Have a look. You can’t bear to tear off the petals of a blooming flower. I’m a little reluctant to murder my fool husband.
Is that how I am forced to be a shrew, whinny and annoying wife and widow by life? I’d like to be a beautiful, delicate and noble lady. Thank you, Master Yu. I invite you to come to Chengyu Sword Villa for a talk about how Ghost Domain Sect got rid of various sects.
We went to Netherworld Sect yesterday to rescue them, but it was too late. Ghost Domain Sect is hidden in the dark and evil. It is really difficult to defend against it. Master, how do you know that this letter of slaughter belongs to Ghost Domain Sect? Shengshi, look carefully.
The letter of slaughter of Ghost Domain Sect is made of snow silkworm silk in the north of the Gobi desert. Others can’t copy. It’s a unique sign of Ghost Domain Sect. Don’t worry, Yu. I’ve informed Wuxin Sect, Guiyin Sect and other sects to join us in Chengyu Sword Villa
To fight against Ghost Domain Sect together. Yu, you got here just in the nick of time. In the fact of a great difficulty, we must work together. But it’s a pity that our Holy Medicine Sect practices medicine to help the world. We can only defend ourselves and can’t attack others. Yu, don’t worry.
We always help the weak. I think the plan of Aide Yushu is to collect all the incomplete chapters of “Magic Code”. But none of the people who went to kill the family yesterday was fat. All of them were thin. Unexpectedly, their martial arts have reached such a high level.
It’s said in the martial arts circles that Ghost Domain Sect’s Magic Ball Skill won’t make people grow fat rapidly until they reach the fourth level. All the experts in the headquarters in the north of the Gobi desert are overweight men. Master Aide Yushu is six chi tall,
And his waist is also six chi round. The skinny people you just said have high-level martial arts. If Ghost Domain Sect has many masters, it will be terrible. Thank God. We finally find the headquarters of Ghost Domain Sect. We can finally take revenge today. Ghost Domain Sect does all kinds of evil.
Let’s get rid of it for the martial arts circles. I’m the master of the Falcon Sect. Where is Aide Yushu? Ask him out. I’m going to fight him. You’re not qualified to fight our master. Who wants to fight first? Magic Ball Skill. Magic Ball Skill. Press them. Eldest Young Lady. What’s wrong?
I’m here to deliver the newly ironed clothes to Eldest Young Master. Eldest Young Lady, you… Place the clothes over there. I’m leaving. OK. Honey, why do you get a nosebleed? Yu’er, do you remember what I said? Lady, don’t worry. I have remembered it. Observe. Yes. -Honey. -You’re taking a bath here. Beautiful petals.
Honey, take a good look at me. Do I look different today? Yes. Your face, neck, ears and lips are as red as a monkey’s ass and flowers with roaring flame. No. Take a good look at me. As an adult male with normal hormone secretion, how can you have no feeling at all?
Honey, what’s wrong? I, I don’t know. I have observed it. Lady, I have observed it. Honey, worms. Hao Zigan, there is one. I have caught it. There is also one. Eldest Young Master. Eldest Young Master. It will take a long time. You’re right. But we have to do it.
Yesterday, when my wife took a bath, she was scared by the worms and became abnormal. We have to catch all the worms. I want my wife to take baths comfortably. Bravo. You’re in a good mood early in the morning. Sister-in-law, let’s talk privately. No, we can’t do that. Sister-in-law,
You should dress yourself up and behave yourself. What’s wrong with me? You didn’t even look at me when you talked to me. You’re impolite. Last time I hung on the beam… Sister-in-law, I don’t know your habits in Holy Medicine Sect. Since you have been married into our family,
I hope you can act like a woman. How could you interrupt me? What’s wrong with Holy Medicine Sect? I’m glad I didn’t choose you. You’re wicked and hypocritical, even inferior to a fool. Even if my second brother is hypocritical… Wait. Who is a fool? I think she referred to Eldest Young Master,
Your eldest brother. You’re a servant. How dare you talk wildly and slander my innocent and lovely eldest brother? He’s just your eldest brother. You… She repeated what I said. You can just blame me. Or you can get us out of here. We want a quiet and comfortable life.
Just get us out of here. Divorce me. If you want to leave, go ahead. No one will stop you. Really? I don’t believe you. There must be some trick. You have a sneaky look. You don’t look like a good guy. There is no trick. If you want to leave, go ahead.
I’m afraid after you leave here, there will be many discussions. What do you mean? We kept watch on you a few days ago because we were afraid you would run wild and ruin our reputation. But it’s different now. Everyone knows that you’re a daughter-in-law of our family. Even if you leave,
You’re still a daughter-in-law of our family. I’m not a daughter-in-law of your family. It’s a marriage by cheating. I’ve never admitted it. I’m afraid it’s not up to you. You look really fierce. You’re the only one in the world who boasts without shame. You, a frail scholar,
Should read the Four Books, the Five Classics and moral books before you teach others. It’s you who should learn etiquette. Honey. Yuanxia. Yuanhan, you are also here. Good. Honey, let’s play the game which needs many people. No way. I haven’t got even with you. I won’t spare you although you look good.
Have fun with your wife. You pretend to care about your eldest brother. Why don’t you play games with him? You are sinister and crafty and have two faces. Honey, why do you always frown? Let’s play games. I don’t want to. Come on. Let’s play games.
As I said, I don’t want to. Don’t you hear me? Let’s play games. Are you a dog? How could you bite my eldest brother? Since you’re his wife, you have to listen to him. Do you know the three obediences and the four virtues? No. I know the three obediences and the four virtues.
You do? I should obey my mom before marriage, obey my wife after marriage and commit suicide after the death of my wife. Am I right, honey? Yeah. Sister-in-law, you actually taught my eldest brother that. What’s wrong? It’s the truth. Sister-in-law, I just want you to know a simple truth.
It’s known to all that you’re a daughter-in-law of our family. Despite my eldest brother’s immature mentality, he’s a good man. I hope you can respect him and treat him well. I will not treat him well. What can you do to me? It’s my eldest brother’s blessing that you treat him well.
If you don’t treat him well, he’s not blessed. Don’t beat about the bush. What do you want to say? If my eldest brother is not blessed, as his wife, you are even less blessed. You… Do you think I will be afraid of you? We are of the same family.
I hope we don’t have to resort to force. Please treat my eldest brother well. When you get to know my eldest brother, you will know that your choice was the right one. Cut the crap. You’re threatening me. I don’t want to talk to you. Honey. Come over. Good boy. Honey.
I want to empty the bowels. I can’t hold it. Uncle Gong. Eldest Young Lady, don’t call me that. I can’t take it. You knew I would come, right? Yes. What’s the folk prescription? How to get it? How straightforward you are. Two years ago, Eldest Young Master went crazy. On the surface,
Those girls gave him aphrodisiac. But how could aphrodisiac hurt him? In fact, the real reason is that some girls added other strong drugs to the aphrodisiac. In the past two years, I secretly investigated. I have known what kind of strong drugs they added. Then I can make targeted antidotes
To cure Eldest Young Master. I see. But… Miss Yu, you must be curious. Why don’t I tell Madame Gong such an important secret? In fact, I have an unfulfilled wish. I have a cute daughter. She’s my lifeblood. Two years ago, by chance, the book “Gong’s Cultivation Methods” captured her fancy.
I know it’s the most precious treasure of the Gong family. I dare not cry out for the moon. I just want to borrow it for my daughter to fulfill her wish. So you want me to help you steal the book? No, I don’t want to steal it.
I really want to take it out to fulfill my daughter’s wish. Better let her roll back and forth on it. Let her roll on it? A few years ago, the Gong family held a grand ancestor worship ceremony. to refine “Gong’s Cultivation Methods”. I took my daughter there. As she saw the book,
She liked it so much that she jumped on it and sniffed. Unexpectedly, Second Young Master saw that and beat her onto the ground. Since then, she’s become unconscious. I don’t know whether she’s alive or dead. This is my daughter, Gong Ruyu. Your, your daughter is actually a hedgehog? What’s wrong with that?
Didn’t Xie Duan have a snail that could cook? Didn’t Xu Xian have a boa constrictor? Why can’t my daughter be a hedgehog? It’s understandable. It’s good. Miss Yu, you must be very close to your father and know the importance of father-daughter relationship. My daughter brought me much joy and comfort. Daughter, I know,
I know you’re in a bad mood these two days. It’s my fault. I haven’t fulfilled your wish. Daughter, it’s my fault. I haven’t fulfilled your wish. You must live a good life. If you die, how can I live? Daughter. Father. Father. Daughter. You love a hedgehog, your daughter so lovely. I trust you.
Let’s cooperate. Immediately. Thank you. Thank you, Eldest Young Lady. Thank you. Yu’er, from today on, let’s change our strategy and live here for the moment. Lady, we won’t live? I must cure Gong Yuanxiu. As the Lord said, Yu Shengyou is willing to cooperate. Follow the plan. The Lord
Will go nearby the Gong family. If so, I will be overjoyed. If I can see the Lord… He will meet you when the opportunity is ripe. OK. The Lord is always thoughtful. This is the next step. What? You want to play games with me? Wonderful. What game do you want to play?
Look into the distance. Gaze into the sky. Understand fate. Think about life. What? Time flows. Which part of the time torrent are we in? Space is boundless. How big is the universe? Where did we come from? Where to go after we die?
Who passed the Tao to the universe at the beginning of ancient times? The heaven and earth had not been formed, let alone human beings. What kind of cognitive perspective do we use to investigate who is the preacher? Honey, what’s wrong? It’s not a game. You speak like a book.
It causes me a headache. I can’t play it. What game do you want to play? I’ll play with you. All the games I play are interesting and crazy. They are a bit shallower than your games. Come on. Games are the same. I just want you to be happy. Ancient and modern poets
Enjoy themselves in games. They match gamecocks in cockfights in the golden palace and kick balls beside the jade terrace. The sun will shake if they raise their hands. Why are you well-educated? My mother said I’m gifted and intelligent although I look dull. Well, intelligent man, let’s play whatever you like. I’ll begin.
How is this character pronounced? It’s simple. Two “dai(fool)”. Two people are in a daze hand in hand. Two stupid men. It must be “chi (idiot)”, “ben (stupid)” or “sha (silly)”. Agreed. Wrong. It’s “mei(plum blossom)”. It means plum blossom and a lovely girl like you. “Mei”? What a surprise. Next one. Look.
“Kai huo(set fire).” It means cooking. It’s “yin”. It refers to something bright, transparent and dazzling. It means someone who is hot-blooded, tough and dominant. It’s strange. “Wang ba( tortoise).” It’s “gui”. It’s “tian” out of “ding tian li di (indomitable spirit)”. “Sun.” It’s “ma”. It means a couple, like you and me. This one.
“Tian ming.” “Qing.” Honey, you’re finally right. Half right. It means it’s sunny. It’s “weng”. It also has the meaning of dawn. The last one. -“Fen.” -“Fen.” -“Fen.” It’s “bi”. It means the beautiful decoration. Honey, these are the characters that I specially selected for your image and temperament.
It’s terrible to see the fight of the wicked and a well-educated idiot. It’s not a game. It exposes my limited knowledge and tests my low IQ. He’s happy, but I’m embarrassed. I can’t let him use his mind. I have to do something. Can I believe Gong Shouzheng’s words? It’s “mei(plum blossom)”.
It means plum blossom and a lovely girl like you. You’re silly, but you’re a man of literary talent. You’re crazy but cute. Sometimes you’re like an obedient pet that is dependent on me. Are you a fool? It’s so tasty. I will cure you with what I have learned. Wait.
Why should I listen to Gong Shouzheng? I’m the eighth generation inheritor of Holy Medicine Sect. I’ll dispense medicines to cure him. Lady, wash your hands and eat. Oh no. She begins to read… Oh no. She begins to eat and drink much. My God. I’m not young. Why do I have acnes? Oh no.
She has acnes because she’s under pressure. She’s depressed, and she tousles her hair. It’s terrible. She menstruates again. Even so, I have to brave winds and waves. Lady. Lady, where are you going?